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Ewan McGregor To Play Kurt? Posh & Becks to Live at Neverland? And More Probing Questions

1/17/07, 8:54 am EST

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  • The endless speculation about who may or may not be in line to play Kurt Cobain in the Courtney Love-approved film about his life may be over. The already rockstar-like Scott Ewan McGregor is rumored to be Love’s first choice.
  • Michael Jackson apparently sees the Beckhams upcoming move to LA as an opportunity. Rumor has it that the cash-strapped pop star is encouraging Victoria (who will always be Posh to us) to check out his Neverland ranch in hopes that she and her family can take it off his hands. Unfortunately the spread is really far from central LA … and is polluted by the memories. Who else can Jackson unload his creepy theme park on?
  • You know what really facilitates the whole post-rehab recovery process? A world tour. Keith Urban understands this and now that he’s out, he’s off on a worldwide club tour.
  • Nelly Furtado will host the Junos (those Canadian music awards) though now that Canada is apparently guilty of rapper-profiling, none of her hip-hop affiliated friends will be allowed to join her.
  • Brian May says the new Queen tracks are “great,” his wild enthusiasm inspires legions of rabid fans to stand down.
  • Diana Ross misunderstands non-disclosure clause, is going to be on Idol. The songstress apparently told Letterman that she will be mentoring prospective Idols this season, though the show had not yet announced the news.
  • Jury selection for Phil Spector’s murder trial will reportedly begin in March. Spector has to show up for the selection process, and will therefore have the chance to stare down those will later be writing tell-all books about the process.

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nirvkc | 1/26/2007, 8:03 am EST

this is really fucking stupid…….. kurt didn’t like the spot light, so why the fuck would he approve of a movie about himself? once again courtney pimp’s the name of “KURT COBAIN” this mockery is just down right sad………… i don’t mean to sound corny, but what was once a mysterious legend of rock, is becoming an “open book” thanks to miss love…………. i don’t mind selling unrealeased demo’s, or dvd’s of concert footage……. but, when you sell a person’s journal, and make a movie about their life, that to me is personal…………… and, in her view, the vibe i’m getting is, “i love you, but boy do i love money a lot more” hey courtney, here’s a thought, actually create art without the help of a famest frontman……………. seriously, if she’s not using nirvana and kurt, she’s using billy corgan…….. courtney without a doubt is easily the most overrated artist ever………….

William Wheaton | 1/20/2007, 6:57 am EST

I don’t care about Kurt Cobain much. They are also talking about a Phil Spector bio-pic. Now that I would go see.

charliemapleton | 1/18/2007, 12:25 pm EST

Ewan playing Kurt?The resemblances quite match so yeah.Good choice.

teen idol worship boy | 1/18/2007, 7:52 am EST

I dont want Courtney to be involved in the movie. You know she wont tell the truth about her murdering the worlds greatest rock star. I just get so sad and…..well…..emo, when I think about it. Please dont let Courtney cruxify my lord again..

Alex | 1/18/2007, 6:55 am EST

To Marc, yeah of course Kurt had an accent, sort of north west american I believe. How is it possible for anyone not to have an accent? Is there some neutral place in the world?

Voice of Reason | 1/18/2007, 12:00 am EST

I think Eddie Murphy could transform the life story of Cobain into a more palatable mix of drama and fun. Give it to Murphy.

cheesecrop | 1/17/2007, 7:48 pm EST

Most rock bios ending up sucking anyway. Cobain definitely merits a film if they wanted to make one but it would probably end up as overwrought tripe. Cobain will always be interesting, and just by looking at the pros vs cons I see here he clearly isn’t leaving the cultural landscape anytime soon. I say forget the flick and direct people who don’t know to the music, and let them decide.

WARHAND | 1/17/2007, 4:44 pm EST

Hey Marmet (below)

Your an idiot.

Now go fuck yourself and your uneducated opinion.

Loser.

rightinthenuts | 1/17/2007, 4:43 pm EST

Kurt Coabin

Can U say loser!!!!

Rusholm Ruffian | 1/17/2007, 3:44 pm EST

Someone below wrote:

“The mythologizing of Cobain irritates me. He was a /misanthropic little brat who wrote some decent songs which haven’t aged very well. Then he killed himself. Had he lived he would have faded into obscurity.”

Couldn’t one also say the same about Morrison, Joplin, Hendrix, etc?

Jimmy Jazz | 1/17/2007, 3:18 pm EST

Emile Hirsch is actually a good idea, except he’s a bit too baby-faced….. McGregor should do a decent job, although I would like to point out that, aside from Walk The Line, rock star biopics are never really satisfying to the artist’s fanbase. So Nirvana heads will most likely have a problem with whoever does land the role.

StarCarlton the 3rd | 1/17/2007, 1:27 pm EST

Ewan would do a good job - he could make a hole in his head with a lightsaber at the end before he says “Train the boy - Trrraaaiiin the boooooy”

Beckhams - umm - what is behind this bookcase?

I have my job employeedirt.com

Sarah | 1/17/2007, 1:26 pm EST

It’s SCOT.

Lobsters | 1/17/2007, 12:57 pm EST

But . . . but Ewan McGregor is lively. And funny. And interesting. There’s nothing Cobain about that.
Hey, you know who’s boring, wasted, and shitty looking enough to plow The Holy Kurt? Keith Urban, that’s who.
And don’t be a wise ass about Brian May.

WARHAND | 1/17/2007, 12:53 pm EST

EMILE HIRSCH, Courtney read this.

EMILE HIRSCH

WARHAND | 1/17/2007, 12:51 pm EST

EMILE HIRSCH = KURT COBAIN

Refer to Lords of Dogtown

blanonymous | 1/17/2007, 12:36 pm EST

i think ewan could pull it off.
i mean, he already looked a lot like kurt in a few scenes from velvet goldmine….

jab | 1/17/2007, 12:31 pm EST

foo fighters are GAY

Foo Fighter | 1/17/2007, 12:18 pm EST

I’ve been saying for years the best thing Cobain did was kill himself. It freed up Grohl to make some great music.

likroper.com | 1/17/2007, 12:18 pm EST

how about meatloaf?…meatloaf could play kurt cobain…

sublimer | 1/17/2007, 12:09 pm EST

I heard that Jackie Chan will play Cobain. I think he can pull it off.

J | 1/17/2007, 12:07 pm EST

Ewan could probably pull off the role, but he looks nothing like Cobain.

Boner | 1/17/2007, 11:46 am EST

I want to be a Rolling Stone censor. What’s it like to make minimum wage?

Boner | 1/17/2007, 11:36 am EST

Whoever they get to play Kurt must be a shitty guitarist and also be a crybaby bitch ass little junkie turd with the ability to allow a total junkie mongoloid slut to manipulate his every decision.

demiourgos | 1/17/2007, 11:34 am EST

a scott!? somebody is hooked on phonics…stop hurting us.

Nobrain | 1/17/2007, 11:06 am EST

The thing is, what probably was really going through Kurt’s mind when he killed himself probably was something like this:

“F*ck… I married a whore… No I’m stuck with a kid and a big suburban home… I can’t even go outside without being mobbed by assh*les… I’m associated with a shitty genre of music that I don’t even like… I’m only 27 for god sake… need more drugs… ahhh… that’s better… is that me on tv… oh no… reality sinking in… more drugs… better… the whore is trying to call me… more drugs… ahhh… baby’s crying… more drugs… reality keeps sinking in… there is only one answer…

*bang*

Not very cinematic, is it? Well, Gus Van Sant already proved the point.

But since Courtney Love relies on Nirvana residuals to keep her in the finest designer clothing and detox clinics, she’ll need to produce a movie that will preserve Kurt’s legend for decades to come.

Joe | 1/17/2007, 10:59 am EST

Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) should play Kurt Cobain.

Velsin | 1/17/2007, 10:59 am EST

Did you ever stop to think that AI wanted Diana Ross to break the news?

Song | 1/17/2007, 10:55 am EST

Ewan MacGregor as smack-adled rocker. Haven’t seen that one before!

Banjo | 1/17/2007, 10:54 am EST

I honestly don’t feel that Kurt deserves a biopic. Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Kurt Cobain…gimme a break.

TheLawyer | 1/17/2007, 10:41 am EST

Ewan is a great actor but I’m not so sure about him playing Cobain. Ewan really shined in Trainspotting so we know he can get into a role well but Cobain?, hmmmm we’ll have to see.

Marmet | 1/17/2007, 10:40 am EST

I love Velvet Goldmine, and obviously Ewan was trying to channel a little bit of Kurt Cobain for the character. But mostly, he was doing Iggy Pop.

That’s exactly why Ewan should not do a lame biopic of Kurt Cobain. He’s already done a great rock movie, and one that doesn’t pull punches or aim for the mainstream preciousness.

Fact is, Ewan is WAY WAY WAY COOLER than Kurt Cobain ever way. So why should he slum.

boo boo | 1/17/2007, 10:40 am EST

although Ewan is a decent choice and can play a rockstar,i agree that he is too old to play kirk.

i cant believe someone pulled “daniel johns” out of their ass!!!

YARROW | 1/17/2007, 10:38 am EST

It Will be hard for anyone to compare to Kurt,but i would still like to see the film.

Jacob | 1/17/2007, 10:35 am EST

Ewan is a great actor….one of my favorites. I think he could pull this off.

blahblahblah | 1/17/2007, 10:26 am EST

you people should shut up…go check out Velvet Goldmine, if you don’t believe Ewan can play Kurt

main_offender | 1/17/2007, 10:08 am EST

daniel johns for the movie!

Marc | 1/17/2007, 9:58 am EST

Did Kurt have an accent….no..next please.

Nothing against Ewan but no, I just dont see it.

lasgames | 1/17/2007, 9:55 am EST

download “tv eye” by him “wyld ratz” and then tell me he’s not the guy for the job!!

Marmet | 1/17/2007, 9:52 am EST

Ewan MacGregor is too cool for this shit.

Anyway, he’s too old to play Kurt Cobain.

The mythologizing of Cobain irritates me. He was a misanthropic little brat who wrote some decent songs which haven’t aged very well. Then he killed himself. Had he lived he would have faded into obscurity.

Dietje | 1/17/2007, 9:44 am EST

Kurt is dead for some time now…I think he’s cold by now.

Amanda | 1/17/2007, 9:41 am EST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F EWAN MCGREGOR! KURT’S SO MUCH HOTTER!

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