Hmmmmm……Yessssss…..I nominate “Lord of the horde”

Metallica

Ungrateful dead

how bout ummm….YOUR MOM

try Dead world leaders. theyr awesome

red october

Smearing Feces

THE DRIPPING BOXES, THE RICHARDS

It’ll be the same as my street thug name, Bych Slappa

Bling Bringas, thats what its gotta be

Free Beer

“Shambhava”

i always wanted to name my band “Rolling Stone Sucks”

the next big thing is Ultra Sonic Edukators.

Tie:
The Sniveling Shits or
Drunken Rodeo Clown

‘crumb donette’ or ‘the crumb donettes’ are great names for an all-girl band – ‘flourescent unicorn’ is a good (stupid) name for a psychedelic band – ‘excrement’ is a great name for a speed metal band – and ‘blow chunks’ and/or ‘vomit launch’ are great names for punk bands…

Limp Bizkit

POSSUM. They can play Dead. Then can play original stuff and the standard miriad of Rock Genres. In other words, as the Kinks said, Give the people what they want!

The Mayors of Rockopolis.

Springsteen should have been called Guido Retard.

Lobster,
When Springsteen started that fake southern drawl (”Mister”), he should have changed his name to Wannabe Woody

Three Great Guys With Three Great Chords

Skidrow

Perky Pop, for an industrial metal band

Fashion Seals, for an electronic/dance act

Jim,
You are correct. Just last night I angrily turned a radio off right in the middle of “Glory Days” in front of three black people and scored BIG FUNK POINTS!
Lobsters

colby bighead

or “Josh Wright and the Smoking Dopes”

The White Lies

Paul Stanley’s Chest Hair

RAISED ON ZENITH>>>>>>CHICAGO INDIE >>>NEXT BIG THING

Chow Maine; Doofus; Scarred Friendly; ProcrastiNation; Pledge Drive; Manicle; Recyclone; Tab of Acne

the shins

There is an insurance agent with an office down the street from my favorite rock club in Atlanta. Her sign says BETTY LEATHERS STATE FARM. I am always tempted to name my next band BETTY LEATHERS, but I’m afraid she will sue (or show up and kick my ass)

you take forever.

Toasted Whole Wheat

Spear Britney

rolling beatles revival

chinese democracy starts now

Spit In Me-Beers
(Britney Spears)

shitty shitty band band

Gravy Girls
(All fat girl country band)

Dear and The Headlights-Next Big Thing

Fat Daddy Has Been-ska/hip hop band outta the DE.
myspace.com/fatdaddyhasbe en

lower case blues-blues and rock band outta the DE as well.
myspace.com/lowercasebl ues

The Bonzai Toasters
Black Jesus
Air Raid
The Flaming Lidirhosen (Those ridiculous German shorts)
THE Flying Tigers

Chinese Democracy

WHITE DOPES ON PUNK

Assaulted Peanut

Gazpacho Ninja

PILL POPPING BOOZEHOUNDS

SHIT ‘N’ BLOOD

‘The Burrito Supremacists’ – ‘Hamster Gestapo’ – ‘Cheese Puff Miracle’

Hovercraft Enthusiasts Club

Mr. Picassohead

Paper Airplanes…perfect for a high school garage band.

Extraneous Root…any math teacher would understand.

The Smelling Salts
Reckless Abandon
The Three Galoshes
The Band with No Name
The Trailer Trash Boys

Big Brown Thing, or,
The Ultimate Lesbian Experience (will guarantee a packed gig)

the next big thing:Paris and the housekeepers,Paris as the big star,and for back up singer and dancer britney and nicole…

The Golden Globes?

I’m rich, bitch

SIGNIFICANT BROTHER

ANGELS ON DRUNK

frank

Even though the DE bands that i’ve mentioned may have quite understandable/not understandable names,they all have their own brand style of rocking the house!

By the way RS and rs.com,you should seriously dig in on the DE music scene-it’s vicious as a muddascum!

How about :

The Anal Spelunkers
Turtlehead
The Pink Tacos

The Rust Belt F***ers
Fabulous Fisters
20,000 Leagues Under my Nut Sack

brother catfish

your gay

oh god

System of a Down is the best band ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!