i read the newspaper when i take a shit…

I find that music distracts me while I read, and since I do most of my reading on the throne, this has no value for me.

i strongly disagree; music for the reading room is desperately needed…

Wake up and smell the poop!

oooh, i like it. quite unusual!

I HEAR LED |ZEP WHILE MY G/F PEES IN MY MOUTH!

GOLDEN SHOWERS RULES!

hmm, dont headphones do that already? or small speakers?

ya think people will buy this? your best bet are teens

I don’t really spend much time on the toilet. I just do my thing and leave. I don’t think I’d get through one song before I finished.

However, I’m a single male in college. That could change my bathroom staying time.

Although I have a 3 channel system w/ a sub which I use to listen to my ipod in the shower(via remote), I don’t think one should be touching magazines or let alone a ipod when your taking care of your business on the bowl

You know, if I had this thing, I might never leave the can.

note to self…invent time machine…go to 2003…invent and market i-pod dock for every item that anyone would every use in their life…and kill off Fergie before she has a chance to do a solo album…

Let me suggest a playlist:
“Stones in My Passway” Robert Johnson
“Constipation Blues” Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
“Fiddle About” the Who
“Sitting Here in Limbo” Jimmy Cliff
“Release” Pearl Jam
“Pissing in a River” Patti Smith