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Marilyn Manson Gets Wood…and Uneasy Stares

1/10/07, 5:29 pm EST

Evan Rachel Wood Marilyn Manson

We love Marilyn Manson and his folksy appeal and we thought he and retro-burlesque babe Dita Von Teese made an adorably offbeat couple. But now that the two have split to explore their own personal hells, we were hoping we’d get a little downtime before his inevitable entrée into some other unsettling coupling. Ain’t gonna happen. Today the word is that Manson, 38, who has long been “friendly” with just-out-of-adolescence actress Evan Rachel Wood, is now dating the twenty-year-old. This is a woman who quite appropriately starred in a movie called Thirteen…like thirteen minutes ago. But we’re not ones to pass judgment. We’re simply going to focus on the various warm and cuddly aspects of the Luciferian singer that seem to attract barely legal starlets with apparently absentee parents.

  • He likes kittens: Awww! Manson is reportedly battling Von Teese for custody of their two cats.
  • He appears to have very soft, manageable hair. He probably has an awesome cream rinse he could lend you.
  • He has a cupboard full of a large variety of Celestial Season teas and Pepperidge Farm cookies. (Note. We totally made this up. Let us know if you think we’re starting to reach here.)
  • His high-end cosmetics are absolutely perfect if you’re looking for that natural look. And by natural we mean…jaundiced.
  • He IS old enough to rent a car.

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Crk'r' Head | 8/10/2007, 3:47 pm EST

I don’t have any of his albums, although I have heard his music and he does have talent regardless of the way he looks, it is the whole package that scares me. What does he stand for??? Who is Dita???

Brian | 3/26/2007, 12:53 pm EST

Anyone who says Evan Rachel Wood is better than Dita does not deserve to be alive.

B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L. | 1/24/2007, 1:42 pm EST

I THINK HES SEXIE…..

grossed out | 1/23/2007, 9:38 pm EST

Manson is some freak devil wannabe, and it’s just weird that a clean cut girl like ERW would like to shack up and shag him… i just dont’ get it. Besides how do you kiss a man who has 2 inches thick of makeup??? She must be possessed… or just a young slut looking to get up in the ranks by banging a weird looking he-she man-devil weirdo freakster.

iris | 1/22/2007, 2:33 pm EST

evan rachel wood is just another hollywood sweetheart. nothing but that. ohhhh comme the fuck on she doesn’t deserve marilyn manson. go date the captain of a baseball team or sth, and stop dressing up like Dita, you’re not even half as sexy n cool.

people hater | 1/17/2007, 4:42 pm EST

Is this what people actually think about when buying music? Who they date or marry or divorce. Or how old they are? Who the fffk cares!? All i care about is when the album comes out. I dont care about what others or the “media” thinks about it . Ill decide for myself. I can honestly say im a manson fan (both) and litterally none of my friends are. I would be disgusted with myself if i listened to or shunned an artist because other people i know do. You people need to pull your heads out your asses and start thinking for yourselves and fffk your so called media.

“..but you are plastic, so are your brains”

Truthy | 1/12/2007, 9:42 pm EST

Dita meets Manson while he is still with Rose..Manson leaves Rose for Dita after denying they are more than “just friends”.

Manson meets Evan while he is still with Rose and cheats on her while denying that he and Evan are more than “just friends”.

Am I the only one who sees a pattern here?

You can say Dita used him as a stepping stone or whatever, it may or may not be true. Hardly a novelty in Hollywood these days. I’m sure he used his marriage to her to get publicity in the chic fashion artsy world (think Vogue)he wants to be a part of– and his relationship with her to steal inspiration from her soft porn fetish world for his tapped out imagination to exploit. He may think he’s Salvador Dali, but he’s behaving like a junked out has-been. Now he is dating a 20 year old and taking drugs with her and Lindsey Lohan. He is now in with the “in” crowd of Hollywood junkie teenyboppers. What a rebel. What’s next? Making a baby with Britney Spears?

Lobsters | 1/11/2007, 7:48 pm EST

But why are they posing in front of that horrible painting?

Killa | 1/11/2007, 1:22 pm EST

Manson is the man! He wouldn’t be a rock star if he was settled into domestic bliss. ERW looks bangin in that foto!

hey | 1/11/2007, 1:15 pm EST

manson is not cool enough to do a Lewis Carol film, and him thinking he is cool enough just makes him less cool.i’D rather see trent reznor do it, at least half of his antiques don’t seem like a cry for attention.

RS censors COMMENTS! | 1/11/2007, 12:43 pm EST

How Republican.

-sigh-

THE YOUNGER THE BETTER! | 1/11/2007, 12:42 pm EST

GO MM!IGNORE THE BITTER FATTIES!

lasgames | 1/11/2007, 10:10 am EST

MM
you lucky bastard!!!
i would!!!

EvilMulder666 | 1/11/2007, 9:33 am EST

Okay, well, all you haters and detractors who say, “ew, she’s 19 yrs younger,” first you must either be gay or female. That’s the goal of EVERY MAN - to score a hottie much younger than he! Second, Manson is a talented artist on many levels and you should only hope to achieve the level of success and noteriety that he has in the entertainment industry. Third, when the hell did he and Dita break up?! I thought they just got married! And fourth, Evan ain’t that hot anyhow and HE could do better than HER, in my opinion. And fifth, Manson like totally rules and stuff. Yeah. Word.

kristy961 | 1/11/2007, 8:29 am EST

Just publicity. He must have something new coming out, movie or album. This is going to do nothing for Evan’s career. Just another decision for the record management to try and keep manson in the news. Give it up, he is done.

Me32 | 1/11/2007, 7:32 am EST

You are using the Canadian spelling. Never correct a citezen of the good ole usa…we are always right. Just ask our president!

Canadian Boy | 1/11/2007, 7:28 am EST

Hey Me32,

Learn how to spell before giving your opinion on anything.

Literaly - Literally

~Rock Star~ | 1/11/2007, 5:54 am EST

Evan Rachel Wood is a beautiful,talented,young actress.Maryln Manson is very odd but I will say he is talented.I never got into him.For the love of God,the earth and the human race,I hope that these two are only freinds.Evan can do a whole lot better than him.Manson isn’t exactly the type you wanna take home to meet your parents…

zelda | 1/11/2007, 2:28 am EST

i wonder if he wipes his butt on her head like he did to that security guard at his show a few years back…

Laurens from Indonesia | 1/11/2007, 1:36 am EST

This Manson, should he come to Indonesia, no telling how my more pious compatriots here would react.

Jaciel | 1/11/2007, 12:59 am EST

I actually dig his music… I could care less about his personal life or what he does… he puts on a good show and good music… better than listening to fall out boy or panic

armand | 1/11/2007, 12:31 am EST

when did Rollingstone become so horrible? Why can’t Rollingstone report music news that people actually care about??

Me32 | 1/11/2007, 12:16 am EST

Hey Manson, give her my number. I am younger and dumber.

Me32 | 1/11/2007, 12:10 am EST

What about that rib thing?, He must have got lonely, till this 19 year old chick.

Me32 | 1/11/2007, 12:07 am EST

Manson literaly SUCKS

Me32 | 1/11/2007, 12:05 am EST

He probably does suck his own you know what?

coemgen | 1/10/2007, 11:01 pm EST

This guy is like Van Halen. You only hear about him because it’s a slow news day in the music world. He survives only on hype.

Warzawa | 1/10/2007, 9:56 pm EST

Go for it, Peter! As my best friend’s grandpa used to say, “If there’s grass on the field, play ball!”

anonymous | 1/10/2007, 9:43 pm EST

Dude, eww. She’s 19 years younger than he is!

turnontuneindropout | 1/10/2007, 9:37 pm EST

Must say when I saw the Sydney cemetery opposite the school at Dover Heights, with 1930s graves marked Kennedy, Manson and all of that, that I began to appreciate Maralyn Manson. Sure, in London the Journalists Union is on Venus Street and in 1962 a good friend was named Maralyn Venus.
He’s the Prince of Darkness! And his porn people have opened a shop on the corner where Venus used to live then.
www.heatherjeane.com

rockstrsbaby678 | 1/10/2007, 9:30 pm EST

hey if ashton and demi can make it “work” then these two can try…

J | 1/10/2007, 9:14 pm EST

Why does anyone care about Marilyn Manson anymore?

YOUNG WHITE THIN GIRLS RULE! | 1/10/2007, 8:51 pm EST

THIS RACHEL BABE IS A KEEPER!WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THAN DITA!

RACHEL LOOKS LIKE THAT OTHER BABE,DAKOTA FANNING!

YUMMY!

1wqt | 1/10/2007, 8:46 pm EST

qfrgf

destroy all hamsters | 1/10/2007, 8:07 pm EST

god bless him.

likroper.com | 1/10/2007, 7:32 pm EST

whipper-snappers?…

until we die | 1/10/2007, 7:31 pm EST

id believe that “partying with lindsay lohan” story before i believe this! hell id believe he took his ribs out before i believe this!

tex | 1/10/2007, 7:30 pm EST

them young whipper-snappers got that tight squeeze goin on that can’t be beat - an besides, the older the gal, the more it costs $$$ to maintain her, if yah knows what i means…

TIS NEW SH*T | 1/10/2007, 7:28 pm EST

THE LEWIS CARROLL MAN COMETH

sam | 1/10/2007, 7:14 pm EST

Sick! Sick! Sick!

mr roboto | 1/10/2007, 7:13 pm EST

Hey, dick cheeses, it’s Celestial SEASONINGS!!!

Who writes this crap? Elizabeth Goodman?

likroper.com | 1/10/2007, 7:12 pm EST

18 is the legal age…

paul | 1/10/2007, 6:34 pm EST

the anwcer to every thing is you no what you no and thats all you you need to no

Matt2.0 | 1/10/2007, 6:30 pm EST

maybe he can just stop with all the tabloid drama and put out the new album already

midevil | 1/10/2007, 6:17 pm EST

Yeah, no, this time, no forgiveness. I hope it’s all a lie for publicity. Wait, he doesn’t need pbulicity.

JSLFAF | 1/10/2007, 6:16 pm EST

Doubt it’s true.

M | 1/10/2007, 5:57 pm EST

Donkey Punch!!!

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