
We love Marilyn Manson and his folksy appeal and we thought he and retro-burlesque babe Dita Von Teese made an adorably offbeat couple. But now that the two have split to explore their own personal hells, we were hoping we’d get a little downtime before his inevitable entrée into some other unsettling coupling. Ain’t gonna happen. Today the word is that Manson, 38, who has long been “friendly” with just-out-of-adolescence actress Evan Rachel Wood, is now dating the twenty-year-old. This is a woman who quite appropriately starred in a movie called Thirteen…like thirteen minutes ago. But we’re not ones to pass judgment. We’re simply going to focus on the various warm and cuddly aspects of the Luciferian singer that seem to attract barely legal starlets with apparently absentee parents.
- He likes kittens: Awww! Manson is reportedly battling Von Teese for custody of their two cats.
- He appears to have very soft, manageable hair. He probably has an awesome cream rinse he could lend you.
- He has a cupboard full of a large variety of Celestial Season teas and Pepperidge Farm cookies. (Note. We totally made this up. Let us know if you think we’re starting to reach here.)
- His high-end cosmetics are absolutely perfect if you’re looking for that natural look. And by natural we mean…jaundiced.
- He IS old enough to rent a car.

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