- Britney and K Fed reach settlement agreement over who has to take time out from his/her busy pants-dropping schedule to, like, hold the children and stuff. This month Britney has to take the kids to Miami while K Fed has to hang out with them pre-happy hour for three entire afternoons a week.
- Soon it may be easier to report on items Jay-Z has not yet been paid to plug. This time it’s a “Jay-Z Blue” GMC Yukon you’re meant to own if you want to be like Jay.
- We know you’re exhausted from staying up all night discussing the new MTV reality show based on life at our magazine, but hopefully you’ll still have some energy left for this week’s show-inspired contest. Read the full details here.
- Fatboy Slim decides to take the year off … except for that Disney project with Danny Elfman. (Seriously). Don’t ask him about it though, he’s SO SICK of having to discuss it.
- Editors become 748th band to promise a “massive” new sound on their new record (out in April).
- Former Stone Roses frontman/the world’s most apelike rockstar Ian Brown is only missing a New Order representative in his new Manchester-bred supergroup, which will work with him on a new album The World Is Yours. He’s currently recording with Andy Rourke (Smiths) and Paul Ryder (Happy Mondays.)

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