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Britney Saves the Baby, Jay-Z Sells a Truck and More

1/8/07, 9:25 am EST

Britney Spears, Kevin Federline

  • Britney and K Fed reach settlement agreement over who has to take time out from his/her busy pants-dropping schedule to, like, hold the children and stuff. This month Britney has to take the kids to Miami while K Fed has to hang out with them pre-happy hour for three entire afternoons a week.
  • Soon it may be easier to report on items Jay-Z has not yet been paid to plug. This time it’s a “Jay-Z Blue” GMC Yukon you’re meant to own if you want to be like Jay.
  • We know you’re exhausted from staying up all night discussing the new MTV reality show based on life at our magazine, but hopefully you’ll still have some energy left for this week’s show-inspired contest. Read the full details here.
  • Fatboy Slim decides to take the year off … except for that Disney project with Danny Elfman. (Seriously). Don’t ask him about it though, he’s SO SICK of having to discuss it.
  • Editors become 748th band to promise a “massive” new sound on their new record (out in April).
  • Former Stone Roses frontman/the world’s most apelike rockstar Ian Brown is only missing a New Order representative in his new Manchester-bred supergroup, which will work with him on a new album The World Is Yours. He’s currently recording with Andy Rourke (Smiths) and Paul Ryder (Happy Mondays.)

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Kyle | 1/8/2007, 11:14 am EST

Man, Hova will sell anything.

likroper.com | 1/8/2007, 11:55 am EST

why can’t humans be monogamous like ducks?…

Grant Lee Huffalump | 1/8/2007, 1:39 pm EST

When is MTV going to do a reality show about a network that plays music videos?

Stroke | 1/8/2007, 2:11 pm EST

MTV sucks ass. Seriously, it’s bad enough that they don’t play ANY music, but they have like 1 show that replays over and over. I don’t give a fuck about the road rules/real world challenge. At a minimum, MTV should drop or change the “M” from it’s station name since it stands for music. Dickheads!

Stroke | 1/8/2007, 2:12 pm EST

Oh, and Rolling Stone sucks hairy balls too.

readytorock | 1/8/2007, 7:28 pm EST

I’m sick of that monkey Jay-Z and his stupid diamond signs and whiny voice.

Jesus | 1/8/2007, 7:38 pm EST

Whats with all these hot black nubian
princesses dating butt ugly rappers like jay-z and 50cent? they must think standing next to them makes them look more attractive. I heard a rumor jay-z is the new mascot for chiquita and 50 is coming out with 50cent crack for all the homies low on cash.

janey | 1/8/2007, 11:32 pm EST

To me; MTV and VH1 have become the creepy surveillance channel.

Betty | 1/9/2007, 1:13 pm EST

BORING>!

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