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Kiss Visa: It’s Everywhere You Want to Spit Blood, Busta Rings In New Year With Assault Charges, And More

1/4/07, 9:03 am EST

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  • With the new Kiss Visa card in your wallet you may not earn airline miles with ever purchase but you will enjoy the pride and confidence of knowing your wallet contains a credit card endorsed by shameless perfume-pushing, APR percentage collecting rockstars. How impressed will your date be when you put that shit down to pay for dinner at Chili’s.
  • Busta Rhymes who was accused of beating the crap out of an employee (who allegedly spat on one of his cars) early last month, has turned himself in and been arrested for assault. Though Rhymes was arrested several times last year on similar charges, when he shows up in court today in New York, it will mark his first court appearance in 2007. Congrats Busta!
  • Haitian-born rapper Wyclef Jean has earned the title of roving ambassador to Haiti. Bono may be a knight or whatever, but roving ambassador sounds way more fun.
  • We’re guessing the £1.5 million George Michael was paid to perform for Russian billionaire Vladimir Potanin (and 300 of his closest friends) on New Year’s Eve will be enough to cover the damages sustained to Michael’s equipment by a small fire that apparently erupted after the show. Let’s just hope the Dubya puppet is unscathed.

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Jables | 1/4/2007, 9:53 am EST

Will people start buying Busta’s albums again so he will stop beating people up?

And Busta, start putting out albums people will want to buy.

Boner | 1/4/2007, 10:22 am EST

Watch my balls please!

Stingray | 1/4/2007, 10:32 am EST

Sounds to me like a certain corporate magazine is harboring a bit of a grudge against Kiss. I wonder why?

jungleland | 1/4/2007, 10:42 am EST

I’m so getting the KISS card, then off to the mall for the KISS Kologne….I’m serious

D-Run | 1/4/2007, 10:42 am EST

Kiss: They’ve remained so true to all that rock stands for with the barbie dolls and lunchboxes, but credit cards? I’m, frankly, shocked … and hurt.

Dandy FoxBalls | 1/4/2007, 11:06 am EST

Shout it, Shout it, Shout it out LOUD!

Kyle | 1/4/2007, 11:25 am EST

Busta is gonna get the KISS card and beat the crap outta someone when it gets stolen.

charliemapleton | 1/4/2007, 11:44 am EST

Genius.Not only does Visa help pay the bills,but vicious looking graphic design too.

edbay | 1/4/2007, 12:17 pm EST

Kiss is the most amazing, self promoting machine ever. I say if they will buy it, they should put a Kiss logo on it. Who would have ever thought it would go as far as it did.

iambobbmac | 1/4/2007, 12:29 pm EST

first off Busta hasn’t done a god damn thing right since Leaders Of The New School split. why should he start now?
secondly, i dont know how to take on Kiss worship going on in 2007. theyre a band who will always hold some place in my heart, but even i knew that it was silly to own any of their “merch” beyond the age of 13. but i am siked to know that dude buying the Kologne is serious. He’s serious!

jill hives | 1/4/2007, 12:49 pm EST

kiss is so shit.

http://likroper.com | 1/4/2007, 1:02 pm EST

i wanna kiss credit card!…

... | 1/4/2007, 3:25 pm EST

We all know that KISS are just for the money and a lil for rock n roll… you dont need to tell us what else gene has now created to earn some cash.

Stroke | 1/4/2007, 4:11 pm EST

Too bad the Kiss Visa card doesn’t include such staples as Vinnie Vincent, Eric Carr, and Bruce Kulick. Kiss is so gay.

Kliffee | 1/4/2007, 4:11 pm EST

Busta is a hoodlum who doesn’t know how to civlilize himself, no matter how much money he makes.
KISS are the kings of money and the american dream. don’t hate!

Kliffee | 1/4/2007, 4:12 pm EST

yea. we all know Pearl Jam, Radiohead and all those ‘true artists’ do it for the music, not the money. take all their money away and see if they’ll sing a note. kiss is just honest about it.

Kliffee | 1/4/2007, 4:13 pm EST

Gene should make a fake attachable tongue!! now i’d buy that!!

Kliffee | 1/4/2007, 4:15 pm EST

who the f**k is ROlling stone to mock KISS for trying to make as much money they possibly can? yea. like RS put britney, justin and rappers on their cover cuz they believe in their music. AS IF!
phoney cock knockers

Spinning Sun | 1/4/2007, 5:53 pm EST

nice one kliffee.

Sam | 1/4/2007, 7:47 pm EST

Kiss is the worst band in the whole world. Why even talk about them!

Laurens from Indonesia | 1/4/2007, 8:42 pm EST

I live in Indonesia. Here Chili’s is really expensive.

Space Race | 1/4/2007, 8:56 pm EST

KI77 IS TRYING TO MAKE MONEY? NO SH*T! THANKS FOR EXPLAING WHAT I REALIZED WHEN I WAS 12 IN 1977. YOUR MAGAZINE USED TO ROCK. IT DOESN’T SUCK NOW, BUT AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE EITHER. WE CAN’T ALL BE BRUCE & EDDIE BED-WETTER.

Space Race | 1/4/2007, 8:59 pm EST

HEY STROKE, THAT IS WHAT YOU PROBABLY DO TO YOURSELF WHILE YOU WACTH KISSOLOGY. (WHISPERING)SINNER!

Stephanie | 1/5/2007, 10:29 am EST

I don’t really like kiss, but they are a good cause. Atleast there is some talent left in this world. What happend to Busta, he used to be talented? I miss the old school.

likroper.com | 1/5/2007, 10:23 pm EST

i used to have kiss stickers on the inside of my locker in the 8th grade, until one day when some cool guys walked by and laughed at them, then i couldn’t like kiss anymore…

at the time, all i had was kiss and aerosmith records (and the first bad company record my brother gave me for christmas) and i remember it being a HUGE step for me to go beyond those records into uncharted musical territory (i now own countless cds)…

likroper.com | 1/5/2007, 10:25 pm EST

(peter criss was one of the very first drummers i tried to copy)…

likroper.com | 1/6/2007, 11:54 pm EST

i recently bought the ‘kiss my ass’ DVD right before TOWER closed for super cheap $$$, and while it isn’t filled with their best performances – it’s still well worth purchasing, as it has lots of really cool old footage…

i especially like ace’s guitar solo with the built-in smoke bombs and fire, that must have been a real trip to experience live…in a way he was every bit as flashy, and even a bit cleaner than even jimi page on solos…

dueling inebriated guitarists!…

(i think they made the ‘kiss my ass’ video because a mining operation members of kiss owned interest in was found to be in violation of federal environmental laws $$$, thus the ensuing $$$ 18 zillion month tour $$$ – but don’t quote me on that one)

Вечерний макияж | 5/15/2008, 6:24 am EST

I not understend what U want

секс | 5/16/2008, 6:56 am EST

давайте займемся этим!

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