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Own Whitney Houston’s Bustier, John Mayer Wants to Make You Famous, We Want Whatever Kelis Is Selling

1/3/07, 2:22 pm EST

Whitney

  • Has your life felt strangely empty without Whitney Houston’s Versace beaded cat suit or her church pew in your possession? Time to remedy that. You can purchase these items and soooooo many more at an upcoming auction of Houston’s stuff. Don’t be deterred by how much the pics look like sad eBayers’ I’ll-never-fit-into-it-again garage sale material; That white leather and acrylic high chair was owned by Somebody Really Famous.
  • We admire John Mayer’s unabashed rock geekiness (especially as it contrasts so weirdly with his music) so we won’t give him shit for stealing our Best Bands on MySpace concept. According to Mayer, he too will now be combing his MySpace inbox for artists he will then deem cool, thereby bestowing upon them fourteen seconds of sixteen-year-old-girl attention.
  • Not even this nauseatingly glitzy Ford-pushing commercial can tarnish our love for Kelis.
  • It was only a matter of time before Carly Simon found herself on QVC. The singer will apparently perform with her kids (Ben and Sally Taylor) on Friday on the home shopping channel to promote her new album Into White.
  • Lou Rawls’ kid is apparently suing Marvin Gaye’s kid, alleging that during a visit to Gaye’s home, Rawls was attacked by “four large dogs.” The dogs reportedly “bit, clawed, and physically and mentally injured” him. The weird confluence of celebrity children is the number one cause of mental injury via canine.
  • Biopic news: It was Roger Daltrey’s “dream” to have Mike Myers play Keith Moon in the forthcoming Moon biopic, See Me Feel Me (Keith Moon Naked For Pleasure). And Kirsten Dunst is still going to maybe perhaps ruin her career by attempting to play Debbie Harry in a movie about the rock icon’s life.

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KID ROCK | 12/8/2007, 10:43 pm EST

hey kid rock i like your music you don’t have to listen to that tommy dude. hey i think that pamala is vere pritty but dont worry i am only 15 years old. well by

Gregory Swann | 1/13/2007, 10:53 pm EST

Whitney Houston is a bless woman of God in Jesus Holy Name. The stuff that she lost is just some material junk. Jesus by the power of his Holy Spirit will restore everything that Whitney lost. I rebuke all negative comments that was said about Whitney Houston in the name of Jesus Christ.

delorismcneil@jam.rr.com | 1/4/2007, 6:52 pm EST

i hope whitney sell some of clothes on internet

duder | 1/4/2007, 5:11 pm EST

elisha cuthbert can’t act her way out of a wet sack. at least dunst has some acting chops. debbie harry isn’t that fucking great anyways.

musicJUNKIE | 1/4/2007, 4:11 pm EST

kirsten dunst isn’t cool enough to be blondie, if i was blondie and kirsten dunst played me in a movie i’d be offended..she’s too fuckin preppy

Zach | 1/4/2007, 4:02 pm EST

If i buy one of Whitney’s chairs I wonder how many lines she gets to snort.

Doug | 1/4/2007, 3:09 pm EST

I’m all for a Keith Moon biopic, and would gladly be happy if this was 10-15 years ago, before Mike Myers was already more than a decade older than Moon when he died.

Get Jason Schwartzman to play Moon and that would be a better fit.

Pete | 1/4/2007, 2:16 am EST

YES for Elisha Cuthbert!

Great casting idea - and a hell of a lot more watchable than Dunst.

cheesecrop | 1/3/2007, 8:45 pm EST

Agreed

beavis | 1/3/2007, 8:24 pm EST

elisha cuthbert should be playing blondie.

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