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Kid Rock Vs. Tommy Lee: Round One

1/3/07, 4:08 pm EST

Kid Rock

Sometimes you just kick down the wrong door. It happens. And this weekend it happened to Kid Rock, who was in Las Vegas for New Years when he was presented with the opportunity to kick Tommy Lee’s ass. To bring you up to date, Lee has made no effort to disguise his happiness that his ex Pamela Anderson and Rock’s  marriage was so short lived, and according to the New York Post, Lee (who may or may not be hooking up with Pam once again) has gone as far as calling Rock on the phone and “taunting” him. So when Rock heard the news that Lee was staying at the Hard Rock, he allegedly collected his bodyguards, went over there, and proceeded to bang down Lee’s door. Only he got the wrong room and, after bullying his way in, found a shocked family inside. (We picture them all wearing matching flannel and huddled together in one bed.) Not one to let an evening be ruined by not getting to beat the shit out of Tommy Lee, Rock apparently signed autographs for the bewildered and sleepy clan, then headed to a strip club, thereby defaulting round one in this battle to Tommy.

Seriously, if (when?) Tommy Lee and Kid Rock finally face off, who will win?

[via Us Weekly]


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Chris | 1/3/2007, 4:21 pm EST

Hopefully they`ll both push each other off a cliff

Piercing Obsidian | 1/3/2007, 4:31 pm EST

Really, It is a good idea never to try to have a physicle fight with a drummer. All of that upper body strength and co ordination. Tommy Lee would really kick Kid’s ass.

Space Pen | 1/3/2007, 4:33 pm EST

tommy lee will kick his white trash ass.

HE WAS IN MOTLEY FREAKING CRUE. they’ve defied death millions of times. no biggie.

tommy will get nikki sixx on kid’s ass.

enough said.

Moemebe | 1/3/2007, 4:34 pm EST

Tommy will mop the floor with the Kid…..now if someone could just explain why all the drama over Pam?!?

Anonymous | 1/3/2007, 4:39 pm EST

it was my aunt’s family in that room at hardrock. my cousins wanted to go there over christmas break. they said they weren’t wearing flannel pajamas. they were sleeping in t-shirts and gym shorts. just want to clarify that. also, they said kid rock looked shorter in person.

Ryan | 1/3/2007, 4:42 pm EST

Tommy Lee could destroy Kid Rock. If for no other reason, because he did this: http://www.peta2.com/OUTTHERE/ o-tommylee.asp

LIKROPER.COM | 1/3/2007, 4:52 pm EST

tommy has gotten in trouble for violent shit before, so he better watch out – with a new ‘kinder and gentler’ democratic congressional era about to start, i would suggest they both just back off for their own good (remember what happened to twisted sister?)…

and what about kid rock wanting to set a good example for his son?…is violence a good example?…i think not…

violence is for the sensitive and weak at heart, and has only been sold on the masses as of late because of media monopolies and the need to legitimize violence for bush administration political gain, so don’t fall for it…

UNIVERSAL LAW STATES THE FOLLOWING: do what you will but HARM NONE because all you do will return in threes ~ karma can be good – but it can also be evil, so be careful in your transgressions…

LIKROPER.COM | 1/3/2007, 4:54 pm EST

yes; there are no real winners in war ~ just losers…

Adam | 1/3/2007, 4:59 pm EST

It’s too bad Joe passed away and Uncle Kracker ditched Kid for country. I’d like to see the Devil without a Cause posse take it to Tommy. Bawitabatabangtabangbizziebizz iebooyah!

LIKROPER.COM | 1/3/2007, 5:03 pm EST

i really like what Chris said:

Chris | 1/3/2007, 4:21 pm EST

“Hopefully they`ll both push each other off a cliff” – Chris

Wolvaire | 1/3/2007, 5:04 pm EST

The final battle of Kid Rock and Tommy Lee will be the first sign of the apocolypse. As soon as Tommy Lee rises up with Mr.Rock’s blood on his hands from a furious celebrity-puss slap-fight, the Devil will ride in on a giant locust and skewer both of them on his tail.

LIKROPER.COM | 1/3/2007, 5:09 pm EST

there aint a stinkin’ piece of shit on the face of this earth worth losing any teeth and/or blood over (i’m to pretty), or worth losing a day of drumming over for that matter – i carry pepper spray…

Barneyh8er | 1/3/2007, 6:06 pm EST

Tommy vs. Kid Rock? Tommy is from the same stock as Keith Richards, so there ain’t nuthin that’s going to take him before he’s ready.

Jenny | 1/3/2007, 8:14 pm EST

Tommy could easily kick Kid’s sorry, stupid, worthless ass.. Tommy is the greatest!!!!!

Eddie Van Strousemburger | 1/3/2007, 11:10 pm EST

Chuck Norris would win.

LIKROPER.COM | 1/4/2007, 1:07 am EST

singers may often act or look scrappy, but drummers just are scrappy…i am both a singer and a drummer…

Keeley | 1/4/2007, 12:20 pm EST

Tommy and Pam will end up back together and get happily married…again…then divorced…again….

*sigh* when will they learn?

ryne | 1/4/2007, 12:55 pm EST

tommy lee from the same stock as keith richards??? jesus christ you moran you should be forever banned for even mentioning lees name in the same sentance as keith richards

anonymous | 1/4/2007, 1:05 pm EST

who cares im tired of the whole thing. i agrre with chris

Zach | 1/4/2007, 4:00 pm EST

who cares about who can kick whos ass..Kid Rock is way better in the talent department and thats what should matter. They need to just go find a different chick.

Stephanie | 1/5/2007, 10:56 am EST

They can just get their body guards to kill each other.

Orion | 1/5/2007, 12:24 pm EST

The idea of just about any rockstar kicking somebody’s ass is truly funny! (except for that guy from Danzig) I mean I actually laghed out loud for a second. Apparently since LIKROPER is a drummer, he’s “scrappy” – LOL! You puny little 130 lb. rockstars are a trip!

Anonymous | 1/5/2007, 3:03 pm EST

fuck tommy lee kid would whip his ass why dont you guys get off of drummers dicks

Anonymous | 1/5/2007, 4:30 pm EST

lmfao@all ya’ll saying because Tommy’s a drummer he’d kick Kid’s ass…just cuz you play drums dont make you tough…lets see Tommy Lee’s what damn near 50,likes to beat on women(you know its true)now whos the pussy?? plus he cant weigh more than 130 lbs soakin wet,plus if i was Tommy i wouldnt wanna get into a fist fight due to all them botox injections in my face …not to mention Kid’s from Detroit….you know them Detroit folks dont play.

Gravn | 1/5/2007, 4:32 pm EST

The entire idea is just dumb. What is likely to happen is they will talk smack — wait, that is already happening — they will puff up like blow fish and eventually, kiss, make up and do an album together and the world will suffer yet again!

I wonder if they ever saw the pic of Pam without makeup — yikes!

Erikka | 1/5/2007, 5:04 pm EST

first af all kid rock is what is in his name a “kid”. Tommy would kick his butt like his father used to. He needs to grow up. Tommy Lee has been in so many fights (if you have read MOTLEY CRUE’S autobiography)that kid rock would probably crap his pants when he saw Tommy coming. Kid Rock is so chicken that he was probably knocked out by Pam’s boobies while he was sleeping. Kid Rock needs to go back to his trailor where he came from. TOMMY ALL THE WAY!!!

Kid should drop the “rock” out of his name too because now all he does is red neck country.

TOMMY IS FUCKING HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly | 1/5/2007, 7:24 pm EST

Tommy Lee and Pam belong together. They’re both Skanks. Go Kid!

nate | 1/5/2007, 8:39 pm EST

you all don’t know what you are talking about if someone was pesturing you all on the cell phone you would do the same(It is called male pride) and we would all do it, if you don’t and let it persist it will just turn around on you and keep haunting you until you kick the persons ass so go kid le the devil figure out the cause

Anonymous | 1/5/2007, 10:45 pm EST

For all of you Kid Rock fans, I hate to tell you but Tommie Lee has a black belt in Karate. I have heard he’s a pretty bad dude.

An80sNut | 1/8/2007, 4:11 pm EST

The lawyers

jonny20 | 1/18/2007, 5:34 pm EST

jonny20

dave | 1/29/2007, 7:57 pm EST

to all you kid rock suck ups! the devil is in the details like the fact that mr american bad ass showed up with his body guards! having your thugs do the deed dont make you a bad ass! tommy is over 6 ft. tall kid is what? 5 ft nothing? as far as comming from detroit haha give me a break! i had a run in with a detroit bad ass before, he had the toughest talkin mouth i ever heard! too bad it was wrapped in a glass jaw! tommy should just kick back and let mighty mike whoop kids butt! at least kid would almost have a chance!

kid | 2/18/2007, 1:04 am EST

tommy lee is a premature ejaculatior, 1 minute fucking……………… .puff fffffffffffffffffffff . Kid rock will kill tommy

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Bobby Boinko | 9/9/2007, 11:42 pm EST

Looks like round 2 just happened at the MTV VMA’s…

fartfly | 9/9/2007, 11:47 pm EST

tommy just got socked

Anonymous | 9/10/2007, 12:21 am EST

Kid Rock would break Tommy Lee. It’s funny that ppl say Kid is white trash, because uhh… have you seen Tommy Lee? lol! He looks like a crackhead. Plus, Tommie was pranking Kid’s phone. Lee is about 50ish, so yea, he even acts trashy.

fartfly | 9/10/2007, 12:32 am EST

they are the richest trailer trash you’ll ever see homeboyeeeeeee …

mel | 9/10/2007, 2:08 am EST

boy you people are so informed..yeah right!!! first off kid is not from detroit, hes from a town well north of it called romeo. and if any of you were from michigan or the detroit area, youd know romeo is not trailer park trash. its actualy very rich and very country, so its not he went to country he went back to his roots.now who would win in a fight i think it would be very interesting. a much older abused bodied rocker or a younger country boy sounds like headliner to me lol

fartfly | 9/10/2007, 5:25 am EST

Before Tommy Lee was Willam Defoe before adding water he probably could of taken kid. Not now, he will get stomped like he did and the Music Awards. Kid Rock is very emotional right now so his adrenaline is up and who know what will happen. He is a ticking time bomb

tommy lee | 9/10/2007, 3:22 pm EST

Tommy Lee will destroy Kid Rock in seconds.

Ed | 9/10/2007, 3:35 pm EST

This is all to funny. Kid Rock might be tough since he got beat up every day after school by the same kids, lol. He’s an asshole in real life. i no alot of people that met Kid Rock and said he’s a prick. Talent, he’s a loser that got lucky. Anyone can have a good voice now a days with all the stuff they have out. He should wash his hair, lol. I’m not really found of both of them, but i wish Lee would kick KRs cocky, big mouth ass.

billpm | 9/10/2007, 3:44 pm EST

one dude mentioned, tommy lee as a Black Belt, ever notice how the fighters in the ultimate fighting matches use almost no Karate…its a joke…my money is on the rock…

Lady 7 | 9/10/2007, 7:39 pm EST

That goes to show you that whites can be as ignorant as any rap star…. Its sad that if you get feuds between famous black entertainers that it becomes a nationwide awareness issue and is labeled stereotypically and branded on a whole genre, but when it comes to white trash then its “just a feud”… Shows you how screwed up this country is still…….. Two ignorant white men fighting over a washed up, bleached out, fake trailer whore on national T.V….. GO figure…

halofin | 9/10/2007, 11:47 pm EST

Chris Beniot will win.

Freako | 9/11/2007, 10:46 pm EST

American badass my ass. Tommy Lee kicks the shit out of kid rock. MOTTLEY CRUE BABYY.
WTF is this rap-rock shit about anyway? rap sucks ass. bunch of no talent noisemakers

FUCKU | 10/11/2007, 11:31 pm EST

Rock sucks dick, thats y tommhy lee got bitch slapped n cuffed n da face

tommy lee | 12/8/2007, 10:13 pm EST

hey tommy you are the dumest person i have ever seen. i think i like kid rock better than you oh i hate you music so ha freak hahaha

Dalton bush | 2/13/2008, 7:00 pm EST

FUCK TOMMY AND LET KID KEEP ROCKIN

Kid Rock | 3/22/2008, 1:04 am EST

HEY KID ROCK I LIKE YOU CAN I ASK WHY YOU AND TOMMY LEE GOT IN A FIGHT? AND HOW BAD DO YOU HATE EACH OTHER

Jared | 7/14/2008, 12:30 am EST

Lee plain and simple. He can fuckin throw his huge ass bass drum at Rocks head for all i care

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