“The Smiths Suck” by the Smiths

Edwards: an ambulance chasing lawyer for Prez. Help us all.

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I Know it’s Over – The Smiths

There is a light that never goes out – The Smiths

Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now – The Smiths

What Difference Does it Make – The Smiths

Panic – The Smiths

The Boy with the thorn in his side – The Smiths

“Handsome Devil” – The Smiths
“A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours” – The Smiths
“I Want the One I Can’t Have” – The Smiths
“Nowhere Fast” – The Smiths
“These Things Take Time” – The Smiths
“You Just Haven’t Earned it Yet, Baby” – The Smiths

The Smiths:
What Difference Does it Make?
I Don’t Owe You Anything
Suffer Little Children
Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now
Girl Afraid
The Headmaster Ritual
That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore
Barbarism Begins At Home
Frankly, Mr. Shankly
Cemetry Gates
Shoplifters Of The World Unite
Money Changes Everything
Unloveable
You Just Haven’t Earned It Yet, Baby
Rubber Ring
Asleep
I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish
Death Of A Disco Dancer
Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before
Unhappy Birthday
Paint A Vulgar Picture
Death At One’s Elbow
and
Work Is A Four Letter Word…

From Morrissey’s solo work I would include:
Margaret On The Guillotine
Interesting Drug
The Last Of The Famous International Playboys
Everyday Is Like Sunday
Disappointed
There’s A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends
Glamorous Glue
The National Front Disco
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
You’re The One For Me, Fatty
Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning
Used To Be A Sweet Boy
The Lazy Sunbathers
Jack The Ripper
Best Friend On The Payroll
Maladjusted
SORROW WILL COME IN THE END!!!!!
Satan Rejected My Soul
America Is Not The World
The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores
How Could Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel
You Have Killed Me
and
Life Is A Pigsty…

“Carolina In My Mind,” James Taylor
“Johnny B. Goode,” Chuck Berry
“Whatta Man,” Salt-N-Pepa

Nowhere Man – The Beatles

mr shankly, this was not a contest of how many smith’s song titles you know, but of titles of smith songs that humorously apply to edwards running for president. silly goose.

News Flash, Smiths Suck. Morrissey sucks even worse. Possibly the most annoying and worst voice I have ever heard.

I Want To Grow Up To Be A Politician – The Byrds
I Wanna Be Elected – Alice Cooper

America is not the world – Morrisey

B. Breeg and I could be very good friends.

B. Breeg, why not post something intelligent instead of the tiresome arse-dribble (”Smiths Suck”, “Annoying Voice” blah blah blah.)which makes you sound like an ignorant thirteen year old. If you don’t like them, fine, that’s your opinion, but at least give intelligent reasons as to why.

dreambrother, let a brother dream…

and i feel that all those songs have something to do with Edwards…

vote lik roper for president 2008!

Dear John–John Prine

Exactly what has Edwards ever accomplished, aside from fooling people into thinking that he cared about the “little guys?” Nada, that’s what. He talks a big game, but he hasn’t done jack. I’m all for change, ’cause politics suck right now… but Edwards ain’t the answer.

How about “I Kissed My Sweetie with My Fist” by Merle Haggard?