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Rivers Reveals Squeamish Response to Violence, Thing for Danity Kane

12/21/06, 12:21 pm EST

Rivers Cuomo Danity Kane

We love Rivers Cuomo. He’s the world’s most commercial geek. Who else would send his Best of 2006 list to the Harvard Crimson? Who else would put Danity Kane, Sufjan Stevens, and Mandarin pop-star Fish Leong on that list? Only a nerdy pop-culture loving anti-elitist dude with a thing for Asian girls. Here are some of our favorite pics – with commentary- from Rivers’ list. See all 19 after the jump — and tell us what you think.

  • 1. Hall & Oates—“Greatest Hits.” Man, did the 80s rule.
  • 12. “Lost”—I’m just about finished with the first season but I think I’m going to have to give it up because it’s too violent.
  • 15. Tim McGraw—“Live Like You Were Dying” and “My Little Girl.” Country music sounds good to me now that I’m a family man.
  • 17. Yung Joc and Young Dro. Supplying my thug fix.
  • 19. Sufjan Stevens—“Come On! Feel the Illinoise!” For when populist art cloys.

[via Weezer.com]
Stuff I Liked in 2006
By RIVERS CUOMO

1. Hall & Oates—“Greatest Hits.” Man, did the 80s rule.

2. Nelly Furtado—“Promiscuous” and “Maneater.” I admire her independence from the expectations of her fanbase.

3. Chamillionaire & Krayzie Bone—“Ridin.’” This song gets me pumped. I also love Weird Al’s version, “White and Nerdy.”

4. Danity Kane—“Show Stopper.” I am biologically incapable of not being attracted to this song.

5. Fish Leong—“Yong Qi.” The best ballad I’ve heard in years comes from China.

6. Gnarls Barkley—“Crazy.” What the heck? Where did this song come from?

7. Keane—“Somewhere Only We Know.” I think this song was on my list last year but it still makes my heart beat fast.

8. Panic At The Disco—“I Write Sins Not Tragedies.” This song seems so avant-garde and yet it’s structurally very simple and repetitive. Good job, kids.

9. Sam Harris—“Letter to A Christian Nation.” Interesting.

10. Bob Woodward—“State of Denial.” Seems like a pretty even-handed and well-informed account of the war. Then again, what do I know.

11. Ne-Yo. Besides the fact that his songs are catchy and soulful, I love the fact that they’re so anti-gangsta.

12. “Lost”—I’m just about finished with the first season but I think I’m going to have to give it up because it’s too violent.

13. Shakira—“Hips Don’t Lie.” I’ve love the music for this song. Does anyone know where it’s from? It sounds familiar.

14. The Fray—“Over My Head.” I finally realized why this song sounded so right to me the first time I heard it on the radio: My drummer reminded me that Weezer toured with The Fray in 2004 and I so must have heard this song every night through the walls of my dressing room.

15. Tim McGraw—“Live Like You Were Dying” and “My Little Girl.” Country music sounds good to me now that I’m a family man.

16. Cassie—“Me & U.” This was one of my favorite songs of the year before I knew it was produced by a Harvard alum!

17. Yung Joc and Young Dro. Supplying my thug fix.

18. Jojo—“Too Little, Too Late.” A rare example of a chorus that starts on the II chord rather than the I chord.

19. Sufjan Stevens—“Come On! Feel the Illinoise!” For when populist art cloys.

—Rivers Cuomo ’99-’06 is the former frontman of the band Weezer, but more recently a Cabot House celebrity. He was once interviewed by Abe J. Riesman ’08.


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LIKROPER.COM | 12/21/2006, 12:50 pm EST

my good buddy eggy has a thing for shing-shing as well…

LIKROPER.COM | 12/21/2006, 12:53 pm EST

(oops, i mean hsing-hsing!)

Ry | 12/21/2006, 1:44 pm EST

yes they also supply my thug fix…

Dandy FoxBalls | 12/21/2006, 1:45 pm EST

BAD NEWS – Keane?
Man he forgot #24 – Cock

Bilo | 12/21/2006, 2:00 pm EST

were is the cuomo rivers?

Well, Golly | 12/21/2006, 2:03 pm EST

Wow, his tastes really suck.

Graham | 12/21/2006, 2:27 pm EST

I’ve been a big Weezer fan ever since I bought the blue album when I was in fourth grade, so I’ll overlook all of the bad picks. His taste does span the entire scope of music, though. Nice picks with Sufjan, Lost, and Hall & Oates. Also, to this young, virile man, the Pussycat Dolls have a much greater raw sexual appeal than Danity Kane, who are rather busted. I concur with Jojo too, who is an extremely guilty pleasure of mine.

the buynak | 12/21/2006, 3:12 pm EST

i have lost more respect for Mr. Cuomo now for these horrible picks than I did with the Beverly Hills song.

max | 12/21/2006, 3:22 pm EST

‘former’ frontman of weezer?

jill hives | 12/21/2006, 3:54 pm EST

writes good songs, but is a smug fool.

anonymous | 12/21/2006, 4:15 pm EST

The Shakira song, “Hips Don’t Lie” took its music from a Wyclef song on the Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights soundtrack.

Boner | 12/21/2006, 4:16 pm EST

Rivers loses more of his mind every year.

ad k | 12/21/2006, 4:20 pm EST

i think i just lost respect for rivers. everything was like top 40 trash

boo boo | 12/21/2006, 4:27 pm EST

rivers taste blows!!!

leads me to believe that he was just another turd who got lucky!

“fuckin poser”!!!!!

piggles | 12/21/2006, 4:42 pm EST

Spare me any more of this “i’m cool and ironic because I dig 80s garbage.” You’re not cool and this music sucks as bad as it did the day it was released.

Dainjah | 12/21/2006, 4:52 pm EST

You are smug ones punks!
Rivers obviously doesn’t prejudge songs by whether or not the artist is a hipster/scenester/flavour of the month with no songs and worse style…
kudos to him for judging with his ears and not your prejudice!

music | 12/21/2006, 5:24 pm EST

that’s it! Now I really give up!!!!!!!

Rivers Cuomo | 12/21/2006, 5:28 pm EST

Actually, I’ve never really heard any of the songs, I just checked MTV to see which videos are currently in popular rotation. I have heard from friends that Young Joc is tasteless and only a repetitive song that repeats “it’s goin’ down over and over and over and over. There are a few songs I listened to like the country stuff cause that’s all my wife allows me to listen to. My daughter made me listen to the JoJo song. I would never listen to anything that my band did not put out.

wait a tick | 12/21/2006, 5:44 pm EST

I think (and hope) this was a joke. Does anyone else feel this way? I mean, its a bad joke, but I could see how it was an attempt to be funny.

Some of the picks seem too obscure to be funny, but wow, is it a mess.

Badooby Doo | 12/21/2006, 5:47 pm EST

I’m glad he varied it up. Indie music sucks.

Shaneman | 12/21/2006, 5:57 pm EST

At least he likes Keane…

Even if they did release Somewhere Only We Know in 2004.

hips do lie | 12/21/2006, 6:23 pm EST

what is this “former frontman” jive?

Elliott Marx | 12/21/2006, 6:23 pm EST

“Only a nerdy pop-culture loving anti-elitist dude with a thing for Asian girls.”

Elizabeth, this is not a complete sentence. Also is he anti-elitist or just nonelitist?

Fire Goodman.

KEM | 12/21/2006, 6:26 pm EST

what a dick

pook | 12/21/2006, 6:33 pm EST

i agree, he has no regard for the cool factor, which i love. too bad make believe sucked ass. he seems like a good dude though. eccentric, but in a good way hopefully.

i didn’t think lost was that violent though…i mean, maybe the part where boone dies, but other than that?

Top 40 better than Indie Sh!T! | 12/21/2006, 6:33 pm EST

STILL CRAPY LIST! WEEZER SUCKS!

ASIAN GIRLS ARE UGLY! | 12/21/2006, 6:35 pm EST

ONLY THIN,WHITE CHICKS FOR ME!

WEEZER = LOSER MUSIC for LOSERS!

FACT!

Mike | 12/21/2006, 6:37 pm EST

how can you be upset by what rivers likes? i dont get that. also, he’s awesome. and also, “former”?

readytorock | 12/21/2006, 10:44 pm EST

If this is rock, then sign me up country.

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