Courtney Love has reportedly posted a rambling, revealing and structurally challenged message on the Love fansite moonwashedrose.com. In the rant, Love ponders Kurt’s would-be current fashion choices, states that Charlie Cross’ biography Heavier Than Heaven will be turned into a biopic and gets all mock-self-deprecating, saying that the mystery actress set to play Love in the film is “too pretty.” Of course Courtney may not have actually written this (distinctly wasted sounding) piece, but if she’s not the author, there’s a damn convincing imitator out there. They got her unabashedly self-obsessed, genuinely witty tone down. Here are our favorite passages:

• i wonder what kurt would be weariongthese days? i think about stuff likethat sometimes. it was a hard saturn return the hatdest ever but if hed have just giot over it, lived through it, ignored those assholes about whatthey said about drugs, broke up his band like he wanted, did the record he wnjated to make, its not news he wanted to bnreak up his band
• i perdsonallythink “me” is a little too pretty , but ive talked with her and swhe assures me im full of shit, wich is why i like her she says stuff like that, plus ivenever once seen her at Hyde and she keeps her bizness clean
• HE is a choice between two actors , one evryonethinks of as sweeet and perfect and unassumingm, but whod ioes have alot of rage in him the othe rwears his rage welll, the good news is everyone eanst to do it and i dont have to beg anyone, okay that pughta keep yal;l guessing, but that films NOT gettiong made til im in the set out of actor jail, bercause im not making a movie about myself until im out of actor jail wich ishappening but nbiot toil the end of jan bvegijning of feb am i getting to announce this all