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Controversy Embarrassed by Affiliation With Britney, Diddy’s New Daughters, Jessica Simpson’s Wimpiness

12/21/06, 3:28 pm EST

Britney Spears

  • Britney Spears, a.k.a. America’s dethroned golden girl, has apparently been voted the most controversial celebrity of 2006, beating out racists (Michael Richards), anti-Semites (Mel Gibson), and cult-subscribing, not-gay-at-all movie stars (Tom Cruise). Guess nothing says deep, dark, and controversial like a series of crotch-shots. Was Britney the most controversial celebrity of 2006?
  • As if anyone needed more proof that messing with Yoko Ono is a bad idea: Koral Karsan, Ono’s long-time driver and recent attempted extortionist, has been indicted for attempted grand larceny, and thrown in jail without bail.
  • Diddy is a daddy once more. His girlfriend, Kim Porter, reportedly gave birth to twin girls. Expect a Diddy-narrated birthing clip on his YouTube channel momentarily. Bleh.
  • Commenting on the news that Jessica Simpson requested her second performance of Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5″ be pulled from the upcoming broadcast, the show’s producer, George Stevens Jr., reportedly said: “We appreciate the time and energy Ms. Simpson put into this event and respect the high standards she has for herself and that of the Kennedy Center Honors.” We (grudgingly) respect his self-control. A little bitchy outburst on the part of the show would have been more satisfying.

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Graham | 12/21/2006, 5:55 pm EST

Michael Richards and Mel Gibson are much more contraversial stories than Britney. We have all known that she is a slut for a long time, so what’s so shocking about her not wearing underwear? Richards’s outburst was much more disgusting and pointed out what a big problem racism still is in America. The same goes for Mel, although since he was incredibly intoxicated it doesn’t seem quite as bad.

Anonymous | 12/21/2006, 6:33 pm EST

boo-fucking-hoo
So now one wacko going on a racist tirade is a symptom of the racism problem in america? And if Gibso gets off the hook because he was drunk Richard should too because those two idiots were heckling him through the whole show.
Also, doesn’t Britney kind of look like Robert Smith in that picture?

princess lechecul | 12/21/2006, 6:53 pm EST

Britney is not a slut,she is just a little girl who tried to grow up too fast,and need someone to help her,and thank god,paris will do that,she will take care of here and she will be back,and be really gratefull to be one of paris girl

w0nderwall | 12/21/2006, 9:16 pm EST

Honestly, the worst celebrity in a sense is Global Warming. It’s more hyped up than any upcoming record or movie out there. And the star behind it is Al Gore, a political reject who couldn’t hold it together after the 2000 election. He suffers from a mental disorder known as liberalism. You see, the liberal thinks that everything is his fault, or it’s his grand idea of success, that the man controls everything. How about getting over yourself liberal kind and just live your lives in a normal state of mind?

JT | 12/22/2006, 12:58 am EST

oooh, wOnderwall, you’re good, bringing politics into a thread that doesn’t need it, just looking for a fight. good job, we all respect you a little bit more now.

GrammarPolice | 12/22/2006, 3:36 am EST

I can’t get over you f***ing tards and your lack of knowledge of the English language. The USA produces such laudible and literate spokespeople it’s no wonder we’re the arse of jokes all over the world. Most EU grammar school students have a better grasp of English than US high school grads. Britney is about as controversial as a pair of crotchless panties! What a waste of bandwidth and resources.

cmon! | 12/22/2006, 6:46 am EST

why don’t y’all FORGET about Brit?? let her die in a corner !! the poor girl can’t even handle herself! she’s got her songs produced by some freakin ass, who only cares about number of copies sold. her album.. if we can call it that way, will be yet another chart-toppin shit, just coz it’s “oh-so-love-to-hate-Britney”!

the world will be a better place without her

Orion | 12/22/2006, 9:26 am EST

Wonderwall obviously voted for the village idiot – sorry, I mean Bush. Way to go Wonderwall – I’m sure you’re proud of that vote now!

Britney Spears is nothing but a white-trash whore. That’s somebody that our teenage daughters can look up to and emulate huh? I think I actually recorded, sorry lip-synced, a better studio album at the “you can be a star” faux recording booth at Six Flags. I asked Britney if she would sing a duet with me but she turned me down – apparently I can lip-sync way better than she can.

Poindexter | 12/22/2006, 11:20 am EST

Britney isn’t controversial. She’s simply an empty headed twit who likes to flash her hangy meat purse.

buckfutter | 12/22/2006, 11:36 am EST

mmmm….meat purse (in a homer simpson voice)

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