I’d ask chan marshall what she’d like me to call her, clean out the front seat of my cavalier (or as I call it, The White Lightning), and go to the Betsytowne Snow Shack before driving through a car wash listening to billie holiday…

Maybe next lifetime Keyshia.How about we go to Kohr Bros.?

Man, where’s Lita Ford at?

Worst poll ever…I’m only gonna read the comments 3 more times

Joss Stone and I take off to the Carribbean and soak up the sun, blue water, and starry nights…

I’d be like, “Stevie Nicks, I’m sorry but you’re way too old for me. Call me 30 years ago.” And then I’d stare at the cover of Rumours and cry for a long time.

Beth Orton…she’s way too skinny for my tastes (really Beth, have a cheeseburger, my treat) but my god, that voice…and those songs. Mmmmm….

Joni Mitchell and i would ask her to sing at my wedding…..

Well, my first “Rock Crush” has passed away, but my 2nd, Brandon Boyd, heck yes I will have that slushy !

slash. and i would say ok, but i have to get back before my clothes are dry. and, honestly, i think he would be cool with that.

Gary Lightbody. I slurp up his slushi offer, of course!

elizabeth goodman….you are worthless……..i am sick of you……

I would defonately go out with him. I do not remember who he was. Or I am too embarassed to say who he was. There is nothing wrong with going out with a figment of your imagination on the night before your wedding. If he were still hot enough we could have a threesome.

If Syd Barrett walked in and asked me to leave with him – we would be driving down the road together within 5 minutes!! BYE!!!

Gary Glitter, circa 1994, singing Keith Moon’s parts at a Quadrophenia show. Try and stomach that one…

Wedding?? What wedding?? Sammy Hagar can sweep me away to Cabo anytime!!

tommy lee, i am sooo down for that. let’s bounce!

Sheryl,let’s go jam onstage at Tric Town!

By the way,here’s the flowers.

Keith Richards (about 40-years-old younger) hell yeah and I wouldn’t be getting married to my husband i f I found out a rock star liked me.

sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

my treat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey shirley manson, wow…lets fuck

Well as a married person I would have to say Adam Levine, and oh yeah let’s get that slushy… except it would have to be NOW raher than 15 years ago, or I’d wind up in jail.

not a problem. they don’t let my kind get married in this country anyway, so the slushy thing is gonna happen, for sure

Mmmm…

it’s my wedding day? I can’t picture me getting married…

we can make some sort of threesome, I suppose

if that’s not possible… well, I don’t know. I guess I’d say yes, and have a night to remember for the rest of my life.

Carrie Brownstein, Corin Tucker or Neko Case. Cross that bridge when I come to it.

Young Stevie Nicks and the hell with the wedding. Others who I would have a hard time deciding with would be Feist, Emily Haines, Meg White (I like her man), Grace Slick (younge of course), Nico, Chan Marshall, Neko and Jack White (I’m not gay but he is just the greatest).

Janis Joplin, 40 years ago, before she died

Gavin Rossdale, i’d get my future husband and invite him along for a 3some, make it a wedding gift. Heh, the wedding vows aren’t gonna be legal anyways!

anthony kiedis. and i think my wedding would be that last thing on my mind…

That’s hilarious. Lifetime of happiness vs. sitting at home alone with a vibrator on gig night while rock star shags random groupies… how hot.

Well since my rock love is BONO Id have him perform the wedding!!Then we can all get drunk!

Chris Cornell; and I would HAVE to put the wedding off until he was done with me!!

when i toured with a band years back, we didn’t have access to a washer and dryer every day, so sometimes i would just take a shower with my clothes on and hang them up in front of the hotel’s wall heater, but the clothes never really got dry – needless to say; when i finally got to a laundry mat i was usually pretty stinky…

hey roper! dry cleaners, not laundry mat you idiot!

wedding? what wedding?
Robert Plant
Jim Morrison
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Page
Eric Clapton
John Lennon
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Roger Daltry
Ron Wood
Larry Mullen Jr
the Edge
Bono…I could go on!

liz phair , then i kill myself , my life´s complete now…

The day of my wedding a few months ago, I was sitting at the reception drinking a glass of wine, thinking “Its official. I’m now forbidden to bang David Bowie.”

Dammit.

dave navarro…aand i’d have to call off the wedding…

Sade