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Hinder Assuage Fears They Might Be Less Boneheaded Next Year

12/15/06, 12:00 pm EST

HinderThe best thing about Hinder is that you can count on them to be Hinder. A random collection of musician-conceived New Year’s resolutions made the rounds on email today and guess what? Hinder plan to drink and fuck more in 2007, while Alexa Ray Joel would like to take more Pilates classes and Dionne Warwick, self-possessed badass that she is, doesn’t make New Year’s resolutions. Here’s the full list:

  • Alexa Ray Joel: My new-years resolutions are: to be more punctual for things, and to exercise—Pilate’s and Yoga, here I come!!!
  • Dionne Warwick: My New Year’s resolution is the same each year………not to make one!
  • Cody Hanson, drummer, Hinder: In 2007 I want to have more anal sex.
  • Mike Rodden, bass, Hinder: To stop blacking out.
  • Mark King, guitar, Hinder: My New Year’s Resolution is to quit drinking. . . haha just kidding.
  • Joe “Blower” Garvey, guitar, Hinder: Resolution: not to start drinking before noon.

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Tiffany in GA | 5/22/2007, 6:06 pm EST

Why does everyone kep saying they make fun of Nickelback? The first time I saw them, they were opening up for Nickelback. Why would they make fun of them? Ya’ll are stupid, and, by the way, they don’t sound like Nickelback OR Buckcherry.

wouldn't you like to know | 3/12/2007, 3:45 pm EST

I think Hinder is a great band. You people are talking bad about “hair” bands. Let me say one thing, Poison and Motley Crue are STILL two of the BIGGEST selling acts out there-20 plus years later!!!!!! Where the hell will most of these new bands be in 5 years, let alone 20 plus……. To all of you who don’t like Hinder, GET A LIFE!!! They ROCK!!!!

Justin | 2/25/2007, 11:54 am EST

Hopefully if they do keep blacking out they will just never wake up. Along with that fuck Chad Kroeger, the lead singer for this band has the breathiest god-awful voice.

Yes, I am too a troll.

Monie | 2/1/2007, 9:41 pm EST

I love the band Hinder and any one that loves them to rocks any one hates them sucks!!!!!

Ruby T. | 2/1/2007, 8:46 pm EST

Please someone - give Hinder a few ounces of heroin and tell them it’s cocaine.

Israel | 1/17/2007, 7:57 pm EST

You know your getting big when people start critisizing your music on the internet.

Justin M | 1/10/2007, 8:01 pm EST

Cody congrats you have brought your dream to a reality. I always knew that you would reach your dream. I am still kind of shocked to here your music on the radio but I am not suprized. You meant to bring out the heart of rock in your music and you did just that. Its not an accident that your music is real Rock. That was your plan all along and although the critics are in denial they secretly admire Hinder for having the guts to stand out of the crowd and write music from the heart instead of going with the popular flow.

i love hinder | 1/2/2007, 4:17 am EST

ok if everyone hates hinder that much then dont even comment on it its not that hard and half of these people probably havent even gone to one of their concerts well let me tell yall its a lot of fun!!!!!!!!!!!! and no the guys are not assholes and their really Hot yall are probably just jealous

Susan | 12/29/2006, 12:57 pm EST

So Cody wants more anal sex - is he “switching teams”? Not that there’s anything wrong with that! If that’s who you are……HAAAAAAA!!!!!

7m34life | 12/20/2006, 10:16 pm EST

Hinder went double platinum last week… if they suck so bad, why have they hit the charts so hard in the first year of their debute album???

Rolling Stone Sucks | 12/17/2006, 10:29 pm EST

Yeah, they blow pretty hard and by the way Barry, Lips of an Angel” is nothing but typical generic rock, try again Hinder.

nel | 12/17/2006, 10:01 pm EST

why they never listed to kill themselves? This is the worst Nickelback sound-alike band ever

brain | 12/17/2006, 8:43 pm EST

Suc, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck. I’m all for drinking. Songs about girls/sex? Yeah, great. Hinder? The last Stones album was less of a parody than this. Think about that for a while.

Edric | 12/17/2006, 1:32 am EST

Most people I know who like Hinder are total douchebags. unfortinately i live in an area where people think hinder is the epitomy of rock music.

Ryno | 12/17/2006, 1:28 am EST

Haha. You guys are defending Buckcherry.

Felicia | 12/17/2006, 1:05 am EST

what is everyone’s problem with Hinder? If you hate them that much then why are you wasting your time commenting about them?

Sacha from L.A. | 12/16/2006, 11:10 pm EST

Why is Hinder running around like they’re such badass “rock stars”? I just previewed a bit of their album and I wish I could take that minute and a half back. Their sound is about five years too late…..God I REALLY wish I could get that minute and a half back.

Kc | 12/16/2006, 5:46 pm EST

Why are we even taking about Hinder? What a joke of a band!

armand | 12/16/2006, 4:40 pm EST

hinder is awful, cant even compare to buckcherry. buckcherry is the real deal.

Aaron D. | 12/16/2006, 2:50 pm EST

Buckcherry!? They don’t sound like Buckcherry! Buckcherry is a real rock band with balls and attitude. Hinder is a generic, neutered bunch of posers.

... | 12/16/2006, 2:28 pm EST

These guys are just plain assholes. Thats about all I have to say.

MADFERIT | 12/16/2006, 2:20 pm EST

NICKLEBACK GENERIC BASTARDS!

charliemapleton | 12/16/2006, 11:49 am EST

I don’t think they sound like Buckcherry Ry,but Hinder’s lead singer does RESEMBLE the one from Buckcherry.

J | 12/16/2006, 8:48 am EST

Lips of an Angel is the worst song of 2006, so who would ever care what Hinder wants to do in 2007?

matt | 12/16/2006, 12:42 am EST

Damn…I was hoping it was DIE

will | 12/16/2006, 12:29 am EST

hinder makes me want to run into on coming traffic

LIKROPER.COM | 12/15/2006, 4:11 pm EST

hinder are the sons of happy days and fonzi…

Larry | 12/15/2006, 3:35 pm EST

I don’t get it. Who are these guys? No. Seriously. Who are they??

Ryno | 12/15/2006, 2:11 pm EST

I don’t understand why people compare them to Nickelback. They don’t sound like Nickelback. They sound like Buckcherry.

Ryan | 12/15/2006, 2:02 pm EST

Remember when RS was a music magazine, and not a pop-culture vulture for regurgitated feces? I do, but only barely. Hinder can die for all I care, but at least one of them admits to his being gay. I think he left out the part about his desired anal sex being with the other band members, though.

Orion | 12/15/2006, 1:50 pm EST

This band among many others today is nothing more than a modern version of the “hair bands” of the 80’s. They look so cute in their “rockstar” outfits and frosted-tip hairdos. Add a little glitter, sequence, and some spandex and you have another Warrant. Bands like this make me sick! Hopefully their shelflife will be similar to the hairbands - 2-3 years and then gone. Thank god I don’t listen to the radio or watch videos anymore so I don’t have to see these losers all the time. Metal up your ass!

Aaron D. | 12/15/2006, 1:48 pm EST

I’m won’t lie, Nickelback has some good songs. They also have a lot of songs one would call “dreck” or “rubbish,” but Hinder just makes my skin crawl with how overrought and predictable they are.

scott | 12/15/2006, 1:47 pm EST

Hinder encompass all that is wrong with mainstream rock…moreso than Fall Out Boy and the like. I don’t like Fall Out Boy or (especially) Panic! at the Disco, but Hinder makes those groups look great. Hinder is just awful…the vocals are horrible, the music is so over-the-top it’s laughable, and the lyrics…they don’t even deserve being mentioned. There’s a reason 80’s metal died out and is now the butt of jokes: people realized how truly misogynistic, arrogant, and just plain dumb they were. Since these groups seem to be Hinder’s influences, hopefully the same thing will happen to them.

jill hives | 12/15/2006, 1:02 pm EST

if i were in a band as shitty as theirs, i’d probably drink a lot, too. :)

Oddjob | 12/15/2006, 1:01 pm EST

When I first read about Hinder (in RS), they were made to seem like a band who makes fun of Nicelback, and sounds like old school GnR and Aerosmith. When I first heard “Lips of an Angel” I couldn’t believe this is who they were talking about. They don’t sound QUITE like Nickelback- more of a parody of them; the singing is more off-key and over-the-top to the point of sounding silly, and the lyrics are veen cornier than people used to sing in the 80s. A lot of people seem to like them though but this is one band that is obviously not listening to its “influences”

Barry | 12/15/2006, 12:40 pm EST

“Lips of an Angel.” That’s all I gotta’ say.

charliemapleton | 12/15/2006, 12:40 pm EST

Typical rock star excess-don’t get too tipsy though boys.Look forward to purchasing the album too.

bananas | 12/15/2006, 12:34 pm EST

My god…these hinder guys are complete idiots.

T-Bone | 12/15/2006, 12:27 pm EST

Let’s hope they also have a resolution to sound less like Nickelback if that’s gonna be one of the bands they make fun of.

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