Aliens invade your town. They are cool, music-loving aliens who idolize Elvis, and grunge rock. After a quick trip to Graceland they ask you where the “new Seattle” is. They want to know about the hottest burgeoning rock scene so they can gloat to all their alien buddies back home that they were there first. Where do you tell them to go? Which bands do you tell them to see?
Lunchtime Poll: Rock’s New Epicenter?
12/14/06, 11:31 am EST
Comments
slick willy | 12/14/2006, 11:39 am EST
Just tell them to go to Long Island. They’ll never make it through the traffic.
LIKROPER.COM | 12/14/2006, 11:52 am EST
just give them a copy of UFO ’strangers in the night’…
DT | 12/14/2006, 12:07 pm EST
It would be safer to tell aliens than humans this secret, although, as a resident of the ruined city of Seattle, I wouldn’t mind knowing so I could help save another cool city from our yuppie wuss-rock fate
RushFan | 12/14/2006, 12:20 pm EST
They should check out the current New England metal scene.
Marc C | 12/14/2006, 12:22 pm EST
Ottawa, Canada. Best kept secret in North America
sirnykon | 12/14/2006, 12:37 pm EST
dayton, ohio
dave | 12/14/2006, 12:40 pm EST
Portland, Or… check out who is from there and who now lives there
Rrowr | 12/14/2006, 12:41 pm EST
Portland! Oregon, that is. Nice Nice! 31 Knots! Norfolk & Western! Rollerball! Baaaadaaaasss!
Taylor T-Sides | 12/14/2006, 12:58 pm EST
Tell them it’s still Seattle.
Math & Physics Club, The Divorce, The Gossip, The Long Winters, Harvey Danger… so many others.
Alaska | 12/14/2006, 1:05 pm EST
It’s definitely Portland Oregon.
Bands will be lured by the record
company geeks very soon to sign
their souls away….Decemberists
Wellerg@comcast.net | 12/14/2006, 1:06 pm EST
My house, or somewhere else innovative, wait thats basically no where. YOU LISTEN HERE YOU EMOS IVE HAD IT I FUCKING HATE IT. I’M GOING TO CUT YOU AND YOU WILL SCREAM IN HAPPINESS CAUSE IY WILL FEEL SO SMAN GOOD AND YOU WILL BE IN AWE AS THE LITTLE DROPLETS OF BLOOD FALL SO GLORIOUSLY IN THE GLISTENING SUNIGHT
bilo | 12/14/2006, 1:09 pm EST
i hate portnad.
Wellerg@comcast.net | 12/14/2006, 1:16 pm EST
This question is being misread i think. The article talks about the grunge scene, one that changed music forver. Nirvana came out and released a life-changing, life-affirming masterpiece that defined an era. Bloggers please stop rambling on about bands who may be good, but are nominally “cult” bands, with a very select fanbase. I want to hear what the next big thing is. Whats going to change the world.
Oddjob | 12/14/2006, 1:16 pm EST
There is no “epicenter”, every city has some good bands and some shitty bands. Actually, some cities probably only have shitty bands.
Judy Is a Punk | 12/14/2006, 1:22 pm EST
Chicago to Milwaukee
rustyshackleford | 12/14/2006, 1:25 pm EST
Probably just New York. That seems to be a hotspot for the scene-kids and hipsters these days.
5 minutes late | 12/14/2006, 1:31 pm EST
Puh-leez, there’s only one correct answer…Madtown Wisconsin, baby! The Badger band, acapella groups, free concerts every weekend…what more could a little foreign green dude want than a pint from der Rathskeller while watching some of the most innovative bands in the country? Oh, and the girls are nice too.
Pete | 12/14/2006, 1:53 pm EST
Silver Lake District of California: Silversun Pickups, Midnight Movies etc.
DT | 12/14/2006, 1:56 pm EST
fuck the scene kids and hipsters
Warren | 12/14/2006, 2:00 pm EST
I think that the Portland scene had its buzz chance a couple of years ago and didn’t gain any traction. It’s certainly an organic scene with some creative folks, but I certainly wouldn’t characterize it “burgeoning”. Frankly, I don’t think anyone is churning out any music right now that could potentially have the social impact of a Nirvana. It’s not the correct time in the popular music cycle for a revolution.
Raoul Duke | 12/14/2006, 2:42 pm EST
Madison Wisconsin
alpo chino | 12/14/2006, 2:50 pm EST
bilo wrote on 12/14/2006 @ 1:09 pm EST – “i hate portnad” (!? – [see blog entry below]) so i was wondering; just what exactly is ‘portnad?’…
gonad | 12/14/2006, 2:51 pm EST
probably something to do with gonads…
Bookoni | 12/14/2006, 3:21 pm EST
Denton Texas
Sam | 12/14/2006, 3:26 pm EST
There is no new rock scene. Rap and R&B killed rock and roll. The stupid emos helped, too
jebeal | 12/14/2006, 3:39 pm EST
I tell them to pick up an issue of ‘Rolling Stone’ and, if it’s a good month and there’s any music coverage at all, avoid all the bands they may see articles about (saving them the curse of Hinder.) Then I teach them rudamentary music skills, basic English, and almost how to keep a beat. Their album then gets 3 stars in the next ‘Rolling Stone’ record review. Because every album gets 3 stars; you’ve gotta hedge your bets in case the band gets huge. This way you can say, “We’ve always supported them.” Then my alien band and I tour the world based and the NME goes batshit crazy about them. Look for us.
matt | 12/14/2006, 3:47 pm EST
I don’t know about burgeoning but L.A. still has Beck and RHCP (even if they *have* both started to kinda suck)
wallytarkington@yahoo.com | 12/14/2006, 3:48 pm EST
Nashville, because that’s where I’m moving to next! To pervert country and make it into something dynamic and listenable that still speaks to the redneck in all of us. Oh, and bowl cuts are comning back, too!
matt | 12/14/2006, 3:51 pm EST
And another thing: hopefully there WILL NOT be another Seattle. I can admit that Nirvana was at one point a great band, but because of how insanely overplayed they were and are, I have not sat(/sitted/sought) through a Nirvana song in approx. four years — how anyone could stand to ever hear another Nirvana song again is beyond me. I’m not at that point with Pearl Jam quite yet, but getting close.
jebeal | 12/14/2006, 3:53 pm EST
Beck is still wonderfully great, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers have to get much, much better just to suck.
josh | 12/14/2006, 4:02 pm EST
minneapolis…tapes n tapes, the hold steady….also one of the greatest rock venues in America: First Avenue
Doug | 12/14/2006, 4:09 pm EST
Silver Lake in LA is bubbling. The right kind of people are there to make it happen, now it just needs the talent.
Monsters are Waiting, Autolux, Silversun Pickups and the Vacation are a few of the many bands starting to make their mark.
Adam | 12/14/2006, 4:13 pm EST
Athens, GA
See: The Modern Skirts
The Whigs
Of Montreal
One day soon it will be the epicenter of good music again (with REM’s blessing, of course)!
Mike | 12/14/2006, 4:48 pm EST
Georgia
Scotty Checkbooks | 12/14/2006, 4:49 pm EST
I would say BROOKLYN, NEW YORK..
I know we had Yeah Yeah Yeahs, TV on The Radio, BLAH BLAH BLAH! What about bands like Wolves of Flatbush or GAS? It’s Coney Island STreet Beat they should be lookin for! Let’s go Jimmy Iovine.. Get your ass out to Southpaw or Freddy’s Backroom.. Enuf of this Williamsburg bullshit!
Howie | 12/14/2006, 4:53 pm EST
Milwaukee – very cool hip hop and indie rocker scenes cross over each other. There are also an abundance of cool, chill DJs
Amanda S | 12/14/2006, 4:54 pm EST
Tampa fl,
Trip2go definately !
Female lead singer that can kick your ass and music that was written with intelligence ! Too bad Sony thought that a female lead was not sellable (HELLO: No Doubt, Cardigans, Cranberries…)
I would treat the aliens to our YBOR City (E-BOR) for a show and some King Carona cubans and a cigar.
Jim | 12/14/2006, 5:32 pm EST
Austin, Texas!
max | 12/14/2006, 5:51 pm EST
and why is seattle bad?
Vin | 12/14/2006, 5:58 pm EST
Dover, New Jersey.
Jaime M | 12/14/2006, 6:25 pm EST
Without a doubt Palo Alto, CA
J | 12/14/2006, 6:26 pm EST
Louisville, Ky or Montreal, Canada.
Your all wrong | 12/14/2006, 6:32 pm EST
Except two of you…Madison, WI without a doubt rocks the lights out of your city, and rocks the smog out of itself. Consider yourself warned.
John | 12/14/2006, 6:37 pm EST
The Boston Music Scene is about to explode thanks to one man’s efforts. If you want the next big thing check out Robby Roadsteamer. He is on iTunes and has his own site at Roadsteamer.com
WARHAND | 12/14/2006, 6:55 pm EST
Vancouver, B.C.
Nicklecrap
Theory of a Dumbband
Douchfault
Oh ya don’t forget Bif Naked…………Who?! you ask, nevermind, were still just trying to make her go away.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! So close to Seattle but yet SOOOOOO far away.
Mayhem | 12/14/2006, 7:02 pm EST
eeeeewwwwwww I do feel sorry for you warhand.
btui ftk | 12/14/2006, 7:02 pm EST
the triangle area of NC. we’ve got arena rock and metal in raleigh, punk and hardcore in durham, indie rock in chapel hill. merge records is based here.
Bob Saget's Revenge | 12/14/2006, 7:12 pm EST
Well, if you mean where is hte next city that fresh innovative music is being played/produced in abundance it is Portland.
The only issue is that calling Portland the next Seattle is a horrific insult to the Rose City. I guarantee that Portlander’s are scared to death to have their music “Starbuckified”. Good God, hen Grunge is being purchased with a Latte…brother, you lost all cred.
hank | 12/14/2006, 7:50 pm EST
portland or.
Anonymous | 12/14/2006, 8:12 pm EST
Montreal!!!
Arcade Fire
Wolf Parade
Of Montreal
The Dears
The Stills
without a question it’s Montreal, these are the future bands of rock and roll.
mike | 12/14/2006, 8:13 pm EST
Seattle still has great bands. Everyone should check out Slender means.
carlos seyff | 12/14/2006, 8:16 pm EST
albuquerque or cruses
Alfred | 12/14/2006, 8:25 pm EST
Victor, MT! Home of savagely awesome punk band Alfred & The Other Guys. Witness our greatness world and become converts!
His Grace,
Alfred
Portland, OR | 12/14/2006, 8:26 pm EST
Portland is the new hotbed:
The Shins, The Decemberists, M. Ward,
The Thermals, The Gossip, Stars of Track & Field, The Prids, Vive Voce,
Wet Confetti, Swan Island, Green Circles and many more.
lizlikestothizzzzzzz | 12/14/2006, 8:34 pm EST
grunge is the ugly step child of morrison
fridge | 12/14/2006, 8:35 pm EST
canada. c’mon its their turn…right?
lizlikestothizzzzzzz | 12/14/2006, 8:37 pm EST
fashion emos
lizlikestothizzzzzzz | 12/14/2006, 8:38 pm EST
rock and roll blues its all inside
Theodor Herzl | 12/14/2006, 9:38 pm EST
London, England. GREATEST FUCKING BANDS ON EARTH. Bloc party, paddingtons, kano, the go! team. You get the point…
danny | 12/14/2006, 10:37 pm EST
nah guys send them down under, Oz is still the best breeding ground left.
Mark | 12/14/2006, 11:12 pm EST
i’m with Danny, send them down here to Australia…we’re doing quite well at the moment
Anonymous | 12/15/2006, 1:30 am EST
Vancouver has far more bands that aren’t Nickelback. Besides, they’re from Alberta. Anyway: The New Pornographers, Black Mountain, Ladyhawk, The Doers, Destroyer, Pointed Sticks, The Evaporators, jump+dash, Huge Manatease…the list goes on.
convulso | 12/15/2006, 7:15 am EST
looks like jack and loretta were onto something nobody else knew a couple of years ago…
Boofie | 12/15/2006, 9:13 am EST
Man if you have not been here you have been missing out .
The music scene in Almonte is outrages.
On the banks of the Mississippi river lies the best music capital west of Appleton.
oh yeah | 12/15/2006, 9:51 am EST
Cleveland is where it’s at. we have…we have… oh wait we have noone.
jandek | 12/15/2006, 11:53 am EST
philadelphia, dan malloy, american altitude, jack rose, and many others
PeterONeil | 12/15/2006, 12:06 pm EST
South Western Ontario….Toronto, Hamilton, London……….
Ill Scarlett
K-os
Broken social scene
all from torontoish……
... | 12/16/2006, 2:46 pm EST
There is no new Seattle. If there was, then everybody would have known about it by now, and the dinosaurs of the record companies would be running there to sign any new band. I’d say the closest thing is, LA, with the Chili Peppers and Beck.. but thats about it..=/
the fool on the hill | 12/17/2006, 7:16 pm EST
nah son, new york city is still kickin it easy with the strokes commin out not a few years back, ratatat is from BK, regina spektor is from BK, the yeah yeah yeahs, papoose is from uptown, and we dont stop
liz | 12/19/2006, 1:08 pm EST
Detroit
Sam | 12/20/2006, 1:06 am EST
If Canada was a city, it would be the epicentre. Montreal, Toronto & Vancouver are currently producing more relevant bands than anywhere else. Even Winnipeg is getting up there, I mean last time I checked Neil Young is still one of the most important songwriters alive.
a.j. | 1/5/2007, 11:24 pm EST
detroit or omaha-detroit has the stripes and eminem and omaha has the whole indie thing going with sadle creek records and bright eyes

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