Legalize it – Peter Tosh

Dumb – Nirvana

“Everybody Must Get High” Cypress Hill

“Who’s Got the Herb?” 311

Best song ever for this guy and his phone call: “Who’s Got The Herb” by 311. Hands down.

The Drugs Don’t Work – The Verve
Take the Money and Run – Steve Miller Band
High and Dry – Radiohead

Stash – Phish (in fact every song from Phish).

Cocane in my brain – Die Toten Hosen

Smoke two joints – Sublime

“I Got Stoned and I Missed It” – Shel Silverstein

“Call The Police,” Thin Lizzy

vincent by don mclean……..wait, nevermind……

Reefer Smokin’ Man – Morgan Davis
Hide the Reefer – Kermit Ruffins

rip this joint- Rolling Stones

“I Want a New Drug” – Huey Lewis and the News

“Her Crotch is on Fire W/ My Love Juice Flowing” – One-Eyed Hunter

Because I got high-Afroman
Stir it up-Bob Marley

Not actually a “song”-per se, but “Wet my Bed” off of CORE by Stone Temple Pilots

“Okay I’ll Admit That I Really Don’t Understand” – The Flaming Lips
“Haven’t Got a Clue” – The Flaming Lips
“I Don’t Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me)” – Marilyn Manson
“Diary of a Dope Fiend” – Marilyn Manson

“Got To Get You Into My Life” ~ The Beatles

“It’s all too much” -Beatles

“Sweetleaf” – Black Sabbath

Reno 911 has a skit thats pretty much exactly this. Wow.

Sabatoge – Beasties
I Must be High – Wilco
She’s so High – Blur
Doing Dumb Shit – Ice Cube
How to be Dumb – Elvis Costello
Wasted – CVB/Black Flag

“Heavy Metal Drummer” by Wilco, simply for the line: “Playing KISS Covers, Beautiful And Stoned”

“I’m Gone” by Kenna

“Get Yourself High” by Chemical Brothers

“Dazed And Confused” by Led Zeppelin (Obviously)

cocaine-eric clapton

pretty much any song off the beatles srgt. peppers album!

the unwritten thirteenth verse to “because i got high”?

just going for the obvious….

Stoned and Drunk- Black Label Society

“Down to Seeds and Stems Again Blues” from Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen

Lords of Acid – Marijuana in Your Brain

pipe down – babyshambles

this guy made me laugh, so:

Hero of the Day – Metallica

champagne supernova-oasis
everybody must get stoned-bob dylan
i love you mary jane-sonic youth
mary janes last dance-tom petty

“Burn One Down” by Ben Harper
“The Quest” by the Phunk Junkeez
“High is High” by WookieFoot
“Hits from the Bong” by Cypress Hill
“Officer” by Slightly Stoopid
“Rolled Up” by Long Beach Dub Allstars

Smoke Two Joints – Bob Marley & Sublime
Catch a Fire – Bob Marley
Because I Got High – Afroman

The Perfect drug – NIN
We’re All On Drugs – Weezer
Bad Weed Blues – Bone Thugs n Harmony

Drugs or Me-Jimmy Eat World

“Ain’t That A Shame”-John Lennon
“American Idiot”-Green Day
“Amsterdam”-Peter, Bjorn, and John
“In Denial”-The Eagles
“Buddha of Suburbia”-David Bowie
“Pretty Vacant”-Sex Pistols
“I Can’t Tell You Why”-The Eagles

My Drug Buddy – The Lemonheads

Radiohead- “Just”

“You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else.”

Dope Smokin’ Moron-The Replacements

Everybody Must Get Stoned-Bob Dylan

One Toke Over The Line – Brewer And Shipley

For the incredibly intelligent Dylan Fan who posted “Everybody Must Get Stoned”, I believe the acutal title of the song is “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35″

Monster Magnet, bitches. “Nod Scene”
“Bought another copy of ‘Zoso’
Seeds were bustin’ up the spine
I think I wet my pants doing whippets
Not too many but it’s just fine”

I cannot beleive nobody got this one yet…

“Dare To Be Stupid”-Wierd Al

grateful dead-let it grow
grateful dead-high time
grateful dead-One more saturday night
lynyrd skynyrd-that smell
dylan-everybody get stoned
^ and i agree with dylan

pack the pipe-the pharcyde

rainy day women 12 & 35-dylan

For non “herbal” song:
Heroin – Velvet Underground

Strictly “herbal”:
Up In Smoke – Cheech & Chong
Up in smoke
Thats where my money goes
In my lungs
and sometimes up my nose

*legalize it – Peter Tosh
*Champagne and reefer – Muddy Waters

homegrown- neil young

Burn One Down – Ben Harper

Habit – Pearl Jam
Heroin Unlimited – Spleen United
Where is my mind – Placebo
Interesting drug – Morrissey

Cocaine Blues- Johnny Cash

So I’m not the only one… and the song has to be Stevie Wonder’s “I just called to say I love you”