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You’re Invited to Mozart’s B-Day Party, Lupe Fiasco’s Dream Guest Stars = Pink Floyd and More

12/12/06, 2:35 pm EST

Mozart

  • Mozart would have been 250 years old this year, and we know he would not have been celebrating by hitting Hyde with pantyless celebutantes. So, for those interested in honoring the great composer’s birthday, peruse the musical scores of the master’s complete works. They are now available (for the first time ever) for free online, courtesy of the International Mozart Foundation in Salzburg, Austria. 45,000 people reportedly logged on in the first two hours: Who besides Mozart could pull that kind of attendance at their birthday bash?
  • We almost don’t want to mention this, because we’re considering buying out the entire stock, but there’s some incredibly badass Hold Steady gear available for holiday shopping right here. For the geeked-out rock boy or girl in your life.
  • Lupe Fiasco feels he’s already achieved his dream team of collaborators on Food & Liquor, so next time around he’d like to work with someone “unattainable,” like, Pink Floyd for example. He’s serious. The remaining members of the band should expect very polite, persistent phone calls from him, as he’s apparently already got a title — The Cool – for his next album and is ready to get started.
  • Courtney Love’s recovery continues as a judge releases her from probation based on her successful completion of rehab, and the fact that she hasn’t recently dumped a bottle of whiskey over someone’s head then threatened to light them on fire. As Love said of her past drama, it’s “so last year.”
  • Jada Pinkett Smith gives $1 million to her former school, The Baltimore School for the Arts, and asks that whatever they build in her honor (a theater) be dedicated to her former classmate, Tupac Shakur.
  • Judge concludes that racists-slur-spewing, beer-chucking frat boys from the Borat movie tarnished their own reputations, let’s film off the hook. Surprised?

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Comments

IndieKid | 12/12/2006, 3:30 pm EST

Who the hell is Tupcac Shakur?

LilMyke | 12/12/2006, 4:25 pm EST

Good… white trash will burn. Is that racist?

Jason | 12/12/2006, 5:38 pm EST

Mozart doesn’t turn 250 today…his birthday was in January

SamScopes | 12/12/2006, 5:55 pm EST

As frat boys those guys should have known that when someone starts buying you drinks they wanna fuck you……dumbasses

Mykl | 12/12/2006, 8:05 pm EST

Actually, given what we know about Mozart’s personal behavior, it’s not at all unlikely that he’d be “celebrating by hitting Hyde with pantyless celebutantes.”

Häakon | 12/12/2006, 9:17 pm EST

There is no apostrophe in “lets.”

led | 12/13/2006, 12:18 am EST

mozart rulez

Jacob | 12/13/2006, 11:27 am EST

those idiot frat boys. they are upset because everyone found out they’re racists. MAN I LOVE THIS MOVIE. It shows people for what they really are. If they don’t want people to think they are racists, then maybe they should…….STOP BEING RACISTS!

anon | 12/13/2006, 12:08 pm EST

racists rule

Ryan | 12/13/2006, 3:27 pm EST

I’d really like to hear what would come of Pin Floyd and Lupe Fiasco. That would be interesting.

Ryan | 12/13/2006, 3:27 pm EST

Pink Floyd too. =P

black touch | 8/25/2007, 11:13 am EST

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