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Bow Wow Briefly Alleviates Teenage Hell in California

12/8/06, 12:11 pm EST

Bow WowOn our mental list of people we’d like to have replace our high school principal, it’s not like Bow Wow is up there. But we guess anything that breaks up the monotony of self-loathing and forced assimilation is welcome. The rapper — who at 19 is barely out of high school himself — served as principal for a day at Schurr High School in Montebello, California yesterday. He reportedly had breakfast with students (Egg Beaters and terrifying sausage patties, we’re imagining,) read announcements over the loudspeaker (”Get good grades; don’t have sex,”) gave a pep talk to the school’s football team and gave blood at the school’s blood drive bus. He also played a mini-show, and demonstrated his school spirit by wearing a Spartans-endorsing t-shirt.

Who would you liked to have had as principal for a day back in high school?


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McNutt | 12/8/2006, 1:16 pm EST

Elementary school spelling logic lesson #134: it’s spelled “principal” because he/she is your PAL!

Horray for grammar!

matt | 12/8/2006, 1:31 pm EST

I would have wanted Paris Hilton only because I can’t even imagine her at a public school

ASB | 12/8/2006, 1:55 pm EST

i would say Lemmy from Motorhead….i mean cant you just se lemmy running a conservative redneck catholic highschool in southern indiana?

jill hives | 12/8/2006, 2:04 pm EST

nice ball-grab there buddy…

@@##@@## | 12/8/2006, 3:03 pm EST

Ellen DeGeneres

Big Bob | 12/8/2006, 3:04 pm EST

jenna jameson

freebird100 | 12/8/2006, 3:05 pm EST

Bon Scott

Dizzles | 12/8/2006, 3:43 pm EST

I’m in high school now, and it would rock to have Thom Yorke (hopefully he would bring the rest of Radiohead).

Biscuit | 12/9/2006, 12:48 pm EST

Yeah our school, (Santa Fe GO CHEIFS!!) plyed against the Spartans last night. Bow Wow was trash talking about our school on the radio, that we suck and stuff. sure if we sucked we wouldnt even be in the Finals. DUH STUPID!!!

brains | 12/9/2006, 12:49 pm EST

i’ll like fergie cause she is hot

~*Proud Spartan! | 12/10/2006, 10:55 pm EST

Well I go to Schurr High School and Bow Wow rocked!!!And what he said about Santa Fe was true because they do suck!!!We won the Finals!(CIF)

SHS pride | 12/11/2006, 10:23 pm EST

yeah bow wow was at our school and he is dam fine and rock the school i love his performes!!!
yup yup shurr high is CIF Champs!!!!!

julian | 8/5/2007, 7:04 pm EST

MORRISSEY

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