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Courtney Love: All Things to All People, Everywhere

12/7/06, 5:23 pm EST

Paris CourtneyCourtney Love has taken credit for yet another of this year’s most tabloid-friendly stories. The rejuvenated rocker — who has painted herself as a sort of recovery guru to everyone from Pete Doherty to Whitney Houston, and says she chants for Lindsay Lohan — now claims that Paris Hilton’s drunk-driving arrest earlier this fall came about because Love and Hilton were drag racing each other through the streets of Los Angeles. “Paris is my friend,” Love reportedly told reporters at the Billboard Music Awards. “When she got arrested that night for DUI it was because we were drag racing.” Love is also Nicole Ritchie’s secret eating coach, is behind the Vince/Jen split and is somehow responsible for the fact that Modern Times was passed over for an Album of the Year Grammy nomination.


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Rock is DEAD......... | 12/7/2006, 5:31 pm EST

Courtney killed grunge………….

charliemapleton | 12/7/2006, 6:03 pm EST

It’s good to see our Golden Girl back-kickin’ ass and taking names(on the bluntly verbal side).Maybe we should start a Combat-throwing protest and dart washed-up celebs(Paris of course,Brit,K-Fed,why not?)

charliemapleton | 12/7/2006, 6:05 pm EST

Still getting over the whole Love/Nirvana trial.Hope she knows better now.

Jack | 12/7/2006, 6:05 pm EST

Courtney gets a lot of love here it seems like, meh, I dont get it. Even if she is the “girl alternative Bob Dylan” as someone painted her earlier in one of these blogs, hanging around with Paris Hilton isnt Rock and Roll, not one bit.

azwyldcats | 12/7/2006, 7:01 pm EST

what a hole

Tim | 12/7/2006, 8:03 pm EST

Courtney is also responsible for some recent mysterious cattle mutilations that were originally blamed on extraterrestials conducting top secret scientific experiments in the Utah desert. Okay, I made that up, but at least I admit it. It`s getting harder to believe anything Courtney says these days.

Capt. Obvious | 12/7/2006, 8:10 pm EST

This article leaves out the fact that Courtney also caused the E. coli outbreak in New Jersey and the Israeli/Palestinian conflagration in the Middle East.

dakota | 12/7/2006, 8:26 pm EST

Why give this talentless bitch any press.What a fuckin train wreck sober or messed up. I fuckin hate her.

Gatman | 12/7/2006, 8:58 pm EST

Courtney love is one huge stoned drunk skank

Huh? | 12/7/2006, 9:24 pm EST

Courtney is also responsible for ghost writing the novels of her grandmother, Paula Fox.

shack | 12/7/2006, 10:12 pm EST

Those 2 are meant for each other.Maybe the both of them can form a new band,The Dumb Blondes.

PjMacD | 12/7/2006, 10:21 pm EST

I don’t know how resposible she was for it but ‘Malibu’ is a great song with a great vocal performance, as they say.

B-Rock | 12/7/2006, 10:51 pm EST

ya… she is also responsible for Curt’s death

I hate that b1tch

Betta Recognize | 12/7/2006, 11:33 pm EST

She is responsible for the revolution of white trash gone hollywood. I am holding her acountable for that shithole dead beat mother Britney as well. Ladies, put down the dope and pick up the babies! Good news though, Paris is ready to procreate now too. Good thing it only takes cash and exploitation to rear a child in the right direction!

matthew | 12/8/2006, 8:36 am EST

Why does Rolling Stone magazine waste time with articles about this whore? Why doesn’t a real musician come out and bash this stupid BITCH?

Love cup | 12/8/2006, 9:54 am EST

boobies.

Hambone Williams | 12/8/2006, 10:11 am EST

Courtney invented the internet

JL | 12/8/2006, 11:58 am EST

I smell a new summer flick…
“Fast and Furious-Blonde on Blond”

BrokeNeck Nathan | 12/8/2006, 12:04 pm EST

Wow, a whole half of a year of sobriety and she’s a guru now. I think it was Jesus who apropriately stated about California, “I wanna see it go down, suck it down, flush it down…” These stories are a waste of time; the transfats of the fucking world.

KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, RS!

Jim | 12/8/2006, 12:14 pm EST

What do you call a smart blonde?. A Golden Retriever. I want to bury my face in courtney`s cleavage and make loud motor boat sounds with my mouth.BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!.

yodalike rock teacher | 12/8/2006, 1:28 pm EST

I love it whenever you mention Courtney. It brings out all goo goo eyed teenagers who actually think she actually murdered Kurt Nobrain. If I was married to that crazy beeattchh, I might blow my brains out also…but please get a grip on reality. She did not kill your teen idol….sheesh… I am so glad I am old and lived through the golden age of rock & roll. I can see right through your rock & roll poseur gods. Get out your dads old jethro tull, because you are all Thick as a Brick..

Dizzle | 12/8/2006, 2:27 pm EST

Yoda-like? In age, maybe…I guess that makes you 900 years old – Geezer! Who the fuck is Jethro Tull compared to Nirvana?!? Go back to whatever smoke filled, hippy hole you came from. And may the force fall right on your ass.

Syph Diller | 12/8/2006, 3:09 pm EST

Courtney needs to chill on the Recovery Guru bs. Here year of sobriety is great, but she is a baby in the scheme of sobriety. Come to me with your words of wisdom when you can stay sober through the thick and thin for 10 years. Otherwise, stick to the music and be sober. Meaning having a little humilty by not acting like Mother Theresa all becasue you haven’t had a drink in a few days.

Big Bob | 12/8/2006, 3:30 pm EST

every time i make a post about how courtney is still a dirty crazy whore with no talent people always make fun of me…i hope you guys see the error of your ways now.

emmabutton | 12/11/2006, 3:28 am EST

oh fuck off you jealous blogging pimply idiots
courts a fucking genius, and she have been far bigger WITHOUT the saintkly cobain, and she s gity a clit of sterel to have lived so long this quote was undoubtedly taken out of context, you NOTW reading believers, now i just saw Coogan in NOTW licking some latina fat hookers arsehole, thats HOT as drag racing paris might say, glad Courts ha dteh common sense to have an abortion, she didnt need that baby, i cannot wait for this fucking record sand i love alan partridge and part of me does think Coog is sexy biut knowing that some of these songs are prolly about the Coogster is gonna make me sick errgh.
still shge willrise like the pheonix she is, shes a fucking genius and we all love her an dhate her for it and its totally homo erotic thgis cobain fantasy shit” id blow my brains out too if i was married to her” being the most common comment, not if you were cobain, thats hardly why he did it, read HTH idiots, a bio that took years and years of research by the author, Cobain was madly madly madly inlove with her, frpm the moment he laid eyes onher he couldnt shut up about her and he chased her like crazy them be the facts.

emmabutton | 12/11/2006, 3:36 am EST

pardon my spelling
i meant clit of steel.
she may be whorish she may be crazy but its good crazy nit bad crazy and do we really need our rockkstars sane? go listen to some Keane youllfeel real safe, dad, dont forget to wear yer sweater, that Court stillhas you shaking in your boots makes me laugh myass off, i stillworship her and from what ive heard ic antew ait for this mellower dylanney vibe wich i totlally buy that she pulled off, Rolling Stone just said this was her best record since LTT wich is classic and it took 9 yeards butthe producers finally gave an interview where they strongly professed that eric kristen patty and mostly courtney wrote every note of that record and cobain was there high as a kite for one day and sang back up onsome songs he asked to, and asked to jpin Hole on many occasions, he wanted patty to be in Nirvana, a fact he stated inseveral interviews in his lifetiome towards the end, “be cool or die” killed him and a pain inb his stomach kjilled hima nd a sdhitty intervention killed himand the fact that he wanted to be a rockstar andthen committ sucide since he was 12 killed him.
Courtneys mistake was she didnt believe him.
theres not one thing courtneys done that w3ouldnt be tolerated nay priased if she was male
and i loved how she won over both Ross and Brand.
i thinkunder that steely exterior is a totally sensitive huirt little girl with great knockers.
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