Christmas came early this year in the form of this announcement of a video casting call for the next installment of R. Kelly’s “Trapped In The Closet.” The mere notion that Kelly would deem it necessary to create an addendum to the original is completely rad, but the awesome-ness is heightened by the fact that a mere mortal could potentially land a role in the video. If you are aged thirty to sixty, Caucasion and a “Mafia type,” you too could be immortalized in what is destined to be music video greatness. Just get your ass out to Chicago with a quickness. [Thanks, Idolator.]