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Obama Recruits Luda To Represent Nations Youth, Queen Elizabeth Terrifies MJ, Fall Out Boy Threatens Teen Girls’ Chastity

12/1/06, 9:20 am EST

Barack Obama Ludacris

  • His detractors would point out that Barack Obama is young enough to advise himself on issues facing America’s youth, but that didn’t stop him from taking notes during a private meeting with Ludacris at Obama’s Chicago-area office. Ludacris: First hip-hop Vice Presidential candidate?
  • Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell is as against any possibility of a SG reunion as any normal sane human. “As far as music is concerned, I feel like I’ve given it my best,” she reportedly said. When I see how desperate people are for that chance, I realize I’ve had my turn and now I have to let it go.” All these years we’ve been underestimating you, Ginger Spice.
  • When the world seemed like a dark and foreboding place we used to console ourselves with the following statement: At least Kanye West has yet to turn his head into a walking billboard. Now that solace is gone.
  • We assumed Michael Jackson had been unceremoniously tossed out of England after that disastrous performance at the World Music Awards, but apparently he’s still allowed in the country, and was even planning to meet the Queen at a screening for Bond flick Casino Royale. Then he wussed out. She knows things about people.
  • Fall Out Boy wants to warm your teenage daughter up on cold winter nights with a string of intimate club shows set to happen early next year. The boyz are taking a veritable arsenal of up-and-coming emo talent along as openers (New Found Glory, Permanent Me) … and Lifetime.
  • 50 Cent has announced the title of his new album – Before I Self Destruct – which will come out next spring-ish. Perhaps newfound success will cure him of his seething hatred of Oprah. In round 483 of Fiddy Bitches About Oprah, he apparently said Oprah’s been “catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she’s become one herself.

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Drunk and Obese | 12/1/2006, 10:04 am EST

barack yo’momma

Love cup | 12/1/2006, 12:30 pm EST

:)
Thank you pot smokers.
s.d.

KevinM | 12/1/2006, 4:02 pm EST

I was a longtime subscriber back in the day, so I thought I’d check you out again.
After looking around your site a little, all I can say is “yuck!”
The world would be a better place if the entire staff and building slid into the ocean.

skerr | 12/1/2006, 5:31 pm EST

If fiddy’s new album is indeed coming out before he self-destructs, I would like to know how long before. Do I only need to wait until late spring or early summer before I never have to hear about with that moron again?

charliemapleton | 12/4/2006, 7:14 pm EST

Ludacris for VP?In my imagination,yeah.In reality,no not really.Seeing another Luda rap video this time with him tearing off the head of a Bush plush doll is pretty cool though.

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