Updated Smoking Section: Axl vs. Eagles of Death Metal

11/30/06, 4:17 pm EST

The Smoking Section is all too aware that our column, on stands now, features an item wherein Eagles of Death Metal’s frontman Jesse Hughes talks about how stoked he is that his band will be opening dates on Guns N’ Roses current tour. But, alas, how were we to know that on opening night Axl would hop onstage, refer to his opening act as the “Pigeons of Shit Metal,” and fire them on the spot? Are we not but mere mortals? If you prick us, do we not bleed? After the jump, read the inside scoop on what happened behind the scenes according to Hughes– and his theory as to why Axl flew off the handle (again).
Although he boasts friends on G N’ R’s crew and in the band — who welcomed him onto the tour with open arms — Hughes began noticing bizarre behavior upon arriving at Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena last Friday. “Every employee had a face on like a Stepford Wife,” he told us last night from the San Fernando Valley studio where he’s currently laying down vocal tracks with Josh Homme for a new Queens of the Stone Age album. According to Hughes, when the Suicide Girls got onstage to open the show, the audience (“not a single kid there could have been alive when Appetite came out”) started throwing things at the Girls. “That was odd,” says Hughes. “We’re at a rock show and people are throwing things at hot, naked chicks! What the hell?” He add that when he and the Eagles hit the stage, they were met with some minor jeering, but it died down quickly.

Hughes — who claims that Axl arrived at the arena after the Eagles’ set had ended — tells us he was stoked to watch G N’ R from the side of the stage. Then out of nowhere, Hughes says, “[Axl] called us the Pigeons of Shit Metal and said, ‘You gotta feel sorry for them fellas because this is their last night on tour.’ I just started laughing. [G N’ R bassist] Tommy Stinson threw down his bass and walked off the stage. It was one of the most bizarre scenarios I’ve ever seen.”

Hughes has a few theories. “What seems to happen is, when he goes off his meds, you’re not Paxil Rose anymore, you’re Waxil Rose.” He also tells the S.S. about a conversation he had with Sebastian Bach, who has become a close confidante of Rose over the past few months. This is, we believe, the root of the drama: “I saw Sebastian Bach twenty minutes before we went onstage,” Hughes says. “And I accidentally called him Savage Animal.” Those who watched the VH1 reality series, Supergroup (with Ted Nugent and Scott Ian) may remember that Savage Animal was the band name Bach proposed for the group, for which Bach was subsequently (and mercilessly) teased. “When I said it to him, it was a casual burn, but I didn’t mean it in a bad way at all,” Hughes hedges. “I was trying to be like, ‘Savage Animal! I backin’ you, bro!’ But I guess it didn’t come off that way, because I couldn’t possibly have meant it.” Ergo, we suspect that Bach may have conveyed a less-than-glowing report to Axl about the Eagles.

The band quit the G N’ R tour the following day, and Hughes reports that he’s currently in a San Fernando Valley studio with Josh Homme recording some vocals for the next Queens of the Stone Age album. He also says he got some consolatory words of wisdom from Dave Grohl — Nirvana had an altercation with Axl at the VMA’s years ago. “Dave said, ‘Disappointment from Axl is like being knighted.’”


Comments

axl fan | 4/19/2008, 1:06 am EST

fuck off losers Axl may be late putting out an album but he is by far one of the best front men of all time!!! As for as putting him down for making fun of EODM i never heard of them on till this happend and never after gave them a little help getting there name out if you ask me, and id like to no who the fuck is writing all this bull shit makes me laugh id likove to see EODM headline a stadum tour axl could sell out any place he plays and has proved that..So to think EODM will ever be better then Axl L.M.F.A.O some times you need to back up what you say by more then your stupit thoughts and dave grole what ever hes ok but still not close to bening Axl nore will his band ever be Guns N Roses

nicholas | 6/8/2007, 5:47 am EST

now it makes sense why GNR cancelled their south african tour in march….EODM would have been a much better bet…EODM is pure rock and roll

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stembolt | 4/1/2007, 12:41 pm EST

g’n'r are dead n past it, november rain anybody?? i rest my case.
EoDM true rock n roll relax, dance and enjoy.

Stimpygato | 3/13/2007, 11:43 am EST

I saw G’n'R in concert back in the days of their 90’s tour in Hershey PA. Sold out stadium show for about 30,000 people or so.

Axl was over an hour late (must have gotten rear-ended on the Hershey Highway). He sounded horrible, and we all left before it was over because, well, because it SUCKED! And I was a fan of G’n'R up to that point.

Last fall I saw EODM at a tiny club in Lancaster PA (they headlined the show) for about maybe 500 people tops. It was totally offa da hook!

Jesse is the consummate performer, full of stage-presence. Sure, he does it all done tongue-in-cheek (for the ladies), but baby, he ROCKED IT!

Axl, quit putting off the inevitable, and put your application in at Burger King so you can finally have it your way, crybaby.

Anonymous | 2/1/2007, 7:50 pm EST

Any mate of Dave Grohl is a mate of mine. Flaxyl Nose as much about music as the pigeon he’s obsessed with. There was nothing wrong with EODM when they played with the Foo’s and that’s why we’re se’in ‘em again in Manchester.
Ain’t goin to see G&R ‘cos they din’t exist. Flaxyl moved planet years ago !!!!!!!
Ask Slash ????!!!!!!

fishbonelew59 | 1/5/2007, 11:47 pm EST

VIVA VELVET REVOLVER…TWICE THE TALENT OF THE SO LABELED GNR…WHAT A RIP OFF…AXEL NEEDS TO GO TO BRANSON,MISSOURI WITH DAVID LEE ROTH,AND GET SOME TIPS FROM TONY ORLANDO ON HOW TO DRAW THE DEAF WHEELCHAIR CROWD AND COAX THEM TO BUY A TICKET. AXEL ROSE ABSOLUTELY HAS NO TALENT OR CLASS…GET DISTURBED ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!69!

mayhem | 1/2/2007, 7:17 pm EST

well i think, you’d better stop mocking little axl -
he’s got such a cute ass.
i’d love to fuck him, sew him back together, fuck him again..

eodm do the hard rocking

echo | 1/2/2007, 5:42 pm EST

Axl Rose made it to big!
Way to big in my opinion.
If he had such critisism back in the day.. Maybe YOU could take it seriously!
Better put the blame on communication between GNR bandmembers and all time diva Axl! And check out the so called Pigeons of shit metal first!
I did…. I like em!

jezus | 12/28/2006, 8:35 am EST

anybody here got a light?

Tommy | 12/26/2006, 3:20 pm EST

Guns ad Roses were a great band. Were. They do not exist anymore as far as I and many other intelligent rock fans know. I know Axl is the main creative force behind Guns back in the day, just like Roger Waters Was the main creative force behind Pink Floyd. But Axl shouldnt tour as Guns and roses, and I am glad Roger waters wasnt able to tour as Pink Floyd. It is ridiculous. It is so disrespectful to the other former members to pose as Guns and Roses. As far as I am concerned I would pay a ton more money to see Velvet revolver play than Axl.
Also I wouldnt expect any of these nimrods to understand Eodm. It goes right over their heads obviously. Eodm are not legendary but they are entertaining. But everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Ally | 12/24/2006, 10:02 am EST

omg Axl you’re a dickhead!! How dare you insult the boys in Eagles of Death Metal. They are a hard rockin’ band! In fact my favourite band! And they’re way better then you, jerk! So fuck you!

Joshy. | 12/22/2006, 7:59 pm EST

axl rose you look like my dad with corn rows. except way less cool.

Joshy. | 12/22/2006, 3:04 pm EST

I like how all the Pro Axl Comments look like they’re all done by the same person. With Names like “BS” and “ugh” it’s Probobly Axl Himself trying to reclaim his golden image.
All this makes me love EoDM that much more.
Thanks Axl for reminding me of how stupid you are and how dumb G’N'R fans can be.

I know a guy with G’N'R tattooes on his hand. like who in their right mind would do that?

Sub-Zero | 12/21/2006, 11:13 am EST

Everybody, who has feels the need to throw their two cents in. I was at the concert in Cleveland. First of all The Suicide Girls did not have things thrown at them.. Every guy on the floor and in the seats were yelling and acting like neanderthals… Typical guy.. naked chick.. behaviour.

When the EODM came on stage, I think they were greeted just like any other band..People were ready to rock and hear them play.. The jeering never died down..it got worse and worse the more they played. My friend and I sat and listened to them for about 10 minutes. They just were not very good. They were loud heavy thrash metal, which in all honesty just did not have any real appeal to the people at Cleveland. They were the wrong choice of band for this concert.
Secondly, as I said before the jeering never stopped it got worse the more they played, it was within this 10 minutes that people started booing them, which in my life time I have never seen an act with this size of crowd booed. People got up and walked out.

People may not like my assestment, but they were not there. And for this article, the only one right now telling stories is Hughes..

Dennis | 12/16/2006, 9:01 pm EST

I love the Eagles of Death Metal and am indifferent about GnR, so I won’t try to change anyone’s opinion. I do however want to say that the comments that are Pro-Axl do seem to have a lot of typos. Could that be a reflection of the intelligence of people that still listen to GnR and are sitting around waiting for the new album?

zürich zombie | 12/16/2006, 12:13 pm EST

axl is dead -for sure!!!!!!
such a drug-head

lets rockkkkkkkkk!!!!
eagles are still legends! aurighthhhhht!

funny story

WTF? | 12/16/2006, 7:24 am EST

Are you hicks reading the same article I am they fucking humiliated the eodm for no reason. Axl was good in the 80’s and Im a gnr fan but fuck him. dickhead.

nobodies? | 12/14/2006, 6:11 pm EST

If EoDM are nobodies, then how come this argument is split. Half the people here take sides with “the greatest fucking rock band ever” and the other half take the side of EoDM. Not only that, but EoDM is a side band for most of the members. They just have fun and kick out the jams. So, perhaps the next person that’s thinking of saying their nobodies will remember that your glorious GNR invited the nobodies onto the tour. So atleast GNR already knows who they are.

less | 12/14/2006, 8:32 am EST

Everyone can remember what hits G’nR did but the band without Slash and others is no more the same band; it’s just one fucking bullshit project which should’ve been buried six feet under years ago. EODM are way much better than Axl Paxl for now and besides, EODM has humour, Axl. only has brains stuffed with loads of shit.

And yes, I like EODM’s primitive style and their humour. Just listen to bands what they were in 50’s and 60’s and then you see the reason.
Rock’n roll!

Anonymous | 12/13/2006, 9:23 pm EST

I don’t think EODM is going to be considered legends in Rock & Roll, but at least they’re having fun. Why does music have to be so serious? The reason why EODM does tours with a wide variety of bands is to open people’s minds. But as far as this tour went, EODM did not ask to tour with GnR; they were asked by GnR. Does anyone know how crowds are reacting to Helmet?

the great understander | 12/13/2006, 4:46 am EST

For one thing, the eodm can never be better than anyother serious band, because they are first and foremost a joke band. And they are not even an original jokeband. Wearing those mustaches and leather, hmm, ya that was good satire about ten years ago. I don’t care how much “they just play good fuckin’ rock music and have fun doing it,” that doesn’t matter. their music still cant be regarded seriously. I guess they can consider themselves a comedy routine that has some guitar players in it. Guns n’ Roses has done more than eodm can ever dream of doing. Does any fan of eodm actually think the band will still be a topic 20 years from now? No, and they would be lucky to still be a topic two years from now. Gn’R has their place in Rock n’ History, and it’s in the top ten. Obviously, G n R’ is no longer what they used to be…but to say that all of their talent has left would be simply wrong and ignorant. Appetite was written mostly by Axl and Izzy. The illusions were mostly written by axl. I don’t care whether you say axl just wrote the lyrics…that’s simply not true, he wrote most of the guitar parts in the songs he wrote, aside from the solos/fills etc., For those of you who argue that Slash made the band, well it’s true that he rocks, and he is great, and wrote incredible solos, but beside from a few actual songs that he did write, that’s about all he did, and I must say, he is still one of my favorite guitartists. So basically, Axl still has enough talent do something with GnR, I dont think people can talk until Chinese Dem comes out, which may be never, but we’ll see. Axl kicked eodm off the tour, oh well eodm, it probably wasn’t their crowd anyways, they should stick with the other joke band tours, like tenacious d and the darkness. Axl can be an asshole, true. that’s axl. when his voice is healthy, he can out-sing any mother fucker in the business. he is an icon, but he is far from dead…also he should distance himself from bach, he is dead, and people should understand that there can be a big difference between gnr fans and bach/other truly dead 80s shit fans……i just saw GnR in seattle/everett…great show, suicide, very good…bach sucked ass…helmet sucked ass as well, i would have even preferred to see eodm……and btw
THE MARS VOLTA ROCKS!!!!!!! and can blow anybody away!

NARIZ AMAVIZCA!!! | 12/11/2006, 3:33 pm EST

AXL DOESN´T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE HE IS JUST HUMILIATING HIM SELF!! JUST LOOCK WAHT DID HE DO WITH THE NAME OF GUNS AND ROSES PLEASE AXL… BUY A BULLET AND RENTA A GUN AND BECOME A LEGEND WHAT IS LEFT OF YOU!!

guy | 12/10/2006, 5:03 am EST

axl doesn’t even deserve his status as a human being. end of. and this just proves it. and i hope the rumours are true that tommy has left/been fired, i wouldn’t join GNR for all the money in the world.

RE: In My Head | 12/6/2006, | 12/9/2006, 12:59 pm EST

Dude, your comment was ON POINT. I agree fully and listen to all those bands and more. You’re obviously well aware like I am that there’s more to EODM than meets the eye. Good on ya. Hopefully the other blind mice will gain some vision someday and realize there’s no room for Axl’s in the rockworld. Cheers bro. jb.

Rad Death | 12/9/2006, 1:15 am EST

Actually, AXL go suk Sebastian’s Savage Animal.

Rad Death | 12/9/2006, 1:12 am EST

Dude you are the king of Stash Metal.
Axl…no comment, he does not deserve an insult.

Please come to Austin soon…I need EODM, Oh and The Queens coming would not suk one bit. :)

PEACE, LOVE & DEATH METAL

—out, Col. Sanders

EODM sucks ass | 12/8/2006, 11:39 pm EST

Pigeons of shit metal sucked ass in cleveland ohio those bitches got booed off da stage guns n roses kicked ass no matter wat u say if u guys wanna complain how late axl got on stage go on every1 had to wait til 12 45 here just a lil thing for pigeons of shit metal never come to cleveland ohio again

i love balls on my chin | 12/8/2006, 12:54 pm EST

axl is the god of rock. they are so brilliant and continue to produce so much good new music. spaghetti farm is such an awesome cd!!!!!! im going to go play on the freeway now with my walkman and rock out to some killer gnr. later skater

Baby Duck | 12/8/2006, 12:46 pm EST

axl rose…..get over yourself and get your jeans out of your ass crack..also enjoy a bag of dicks you cock smoking fuckhole… carlos von sexron out

Boots Electric | 12/8/2006, 12:04 pm EST

Axl Rose—to Botoxy. According to Axl the most talented musician in the last 15 years in Christina Aguilera—good call you cocksmoker. Better hurry up and put out Chinese Democracy before your fans die since they are approaching 70 years old. JHO=Solid Gold

Baby Duck | 12/8/2006, 11:39 am EST

Ya GNR was cool at least 15 years ago, sweet corn rows axl… what a pole smoker. boots electric is the man and fear anything jho touches!! eagles are far tougher than axl and his revolving band…i suppose it is good that gnr came on at 12:30, most would be so drunk they wouldnt be able to hear his awful screaming and no talent ass clown singing. i want so hard

Ged | 12/7/2006, 10:40 pm EST

axl + rose = cocksmoking fuckhole

Solid Gold | 12/7/2006, 3:37 pm EST

Axl Rose is a fucking mess, GNR are a fucking mess, and Scott Weiland’s a better frontman for Duff and Slash than he ever was. Eagles of Death Metal rock and have fun doing it. Axl Rose is not God. End of story.

leahboo | 12/7/2006, 1:31 pm EST

axl is still tripping after all these years…only now its boring. EODM live, love and play rock n roll and dont take themselves too seriously. solid gold.

Wise Man | 12/7/2006, 12:00 am EST

I love the hating, keep it comming. How can you make an argument between EODM and GNR when their music is so far apart. The styles of rock they preform are nowhere near the same so clearly this is a bias arguement from each side. Personally I like both bands as they are very entertaining, but lyrically Guns N Roses seem to have the edge. To put down Axl is like putting down any other great songwriter in rock history. Its just stupid.

Why don’t we all argue over whos between better System of a down and the Foo fighters? (there’s no point because their music is so far from each other that everyone will have a bias opinion).

In My Head | 12/6/2006, 10:25 pm EST

It is 2006. GnR’s time is over. The talent in GnR checked out a long time ago. Axl is a talentless asshole. I too can scream, many can.

All of you who speak against EODM are ignorant assholes that lack class. Josh Homme is a genious. Everything he touches doeas become gold. All the musicians he works are truly talented. The ones who can really play, they can really write, they get it. Dave Catching is an amazing guitarist and Jesse can rock, in the true sense of rock. They are all far better than Axl. Axl is talentless.

So for those of you who are lost and still listening to Axl I encourage you to try to be smart, try to learn, find your way out of the 80s. Go listen to Eagles of Death Metal, trace the band members to their other projects and listen to those. Listen to Dessert Sessions, Mark Lanegan, Queens of the Stone Age, Masters of Reality, The Spores, Peaches, PJ Harvey, Eleven…so many more, so much really good music. It is a shame that they are so many really fucking stupid people out there. It makes me sad.

Axl, you’re solid gold, I’ll see you in hell.

Security at Cleveland Gig | 12/6/2006, 2:24 pm EST

I was near the stage for the entire evening. Here’s a quick breakdown…

Doors opened at 5:45 for the floor.
Opening act was OK. Strippers at a rock concert?
Sebastian Bach got the crowd fired up. Nice. [insert GnR here and everythign would have been fine]
EoDM was after Bach and the crowd booed after each song. They ended early and I’m sure it was due to the unfriendly crowd. They just did not fit the crowd. (Maybe if they were the opening act?)
Also the crowd’s reaction may have had something to do with how late the concert was. 30-45 minutes between set changes? EoDM did not come on until some time around 10:30.
GnR finally hit the stage at about 12:10 and played to about 2:15. Only problem I had with GnR was the others in the group that nobody knows had solos. Long guitar solos, piano solo? Solos by Izzy, Slash would be acceptable.

Cut the solos, play the tunes everyone knows, and release the new album already (if there really is one)

Wikipedia | 12/6/2006, 9:46 am EST

Fact:
face it, fans of guns n roses are little fat, sweaty, dim, 10 year old kids, who haven’t yet evolved an independant taste of music (and probably never even will..) they’ll end up just like the rest of their stupid, dumbass fuckin family working on some oil rig in texas (at best!).. Or maybe become president of the USA.. who knows.. Axl Rose is and always has been a very sorry ass attempt on trying to be a rock star.. the fat fuck.. It’s true, being disliked by “Wackxl posé” IS like being knighted, i would love to have the opportunity..

Ish | 12/5/2006, 6:55 pm EST

The title of the next EODM album should be “Pigeons of Shit Metal” or “Axl and Savage Animals”. Love It!

EODM are the Sexy Super Heros of Rock . Hope Jesse “consoled” the Suicide Girls after the show :-P .

Natapillar | 12/5/2006, 5:19 pm EST

Hey EODM, you guys should never had agreed to tour with such a lame scum bag…
Axl is a has been…if that!

violent diarrhea | 12/5/2006, 4:50 pm EST

Are you still sporting a mullet? Do you own a 1986 or later Camaro? Does your Levi jacket sport a hand drawn Metallica logo? If I any of this describes you, please stay out of any EODM shows. You haven’t grown up and can’t change with the times. I don’t hate you, but the world doesn’t has no need for people who live in the past. Like slave owners, or Nazis. You are dangerous…and P.S. please learn to spell before you try to act smart when posting stuff online

julian | 12/5/2006, 4:43 pm EST

axl is an ahole and an idiot with his stupid corn rows. He is so arrogant as well. His time is over and I don’t even feel bad for the EODM …they don’t need AXL. They are great. I love their music and it is more genuine than what AXL does now, get back in the studio with queens of the stone age! eodm!

:)

Coy | 12/5/2006, 2:29 pm EST

You can’t really take sides in this. Opening acts, like NFL rookies, should only be seen and never heard (offstage)…Bach went back to Axl and told them what happened…bam! gone.

But for those suckers waiting for Chinese Democracy…haha keep waiting.

Axl Please Die | 12/5/2006, 11:44 am EST

Axl is a whining bitch from the 80’s n looks like he hasnt grown up yet, now i’ve seen EODM, they put on a really good show. GNR aint GNR becaz it doesnt hav slash, its got Robin Finck, who is very fuckd up. Do I need to say anymore

Pig Benis | 12/4/2006, 10:47 pm EST

j00 r ghey

EODM | 12/4/2006, 5:59 pm EST

death to GnR!!!

DR78 | 12/4/2006, 4:34 pm EST

Obviously most of the people writing here havent been to or at least seen the bootlegs of the new shows to know that the new band can still perform. Most people complaining about Axl being late obviously didnt know about the massive snowstorms the day of the Iowa concert that made it difficult for GNR to make it to the concert. And people who believe the shit that some 2nd rate singer says that hasnt been supported by A SINGLE WITNESS, and NOBODY ELSE SAW TOMMY THROW HIS BASS DOWN, without any doubts at all, are just plain retarded. Not to mention that the EODM had to cut their set short (FACT), and why would GNR need an opener that doesnt play for as long as they say they will?

Axl | 12/4/2006, 10:09 am EST

EODM can suck a fat one

Anonymous | 12/4/2006, 1:17 am EST

Hold on, EoDM 15 minutes of fame? Ive been following these guys since they were on Desert Session and since then they have only gotten more and more popular. Their songs are in commercials, and I’ve heard them in atleast 3 movies. For a band that started out as a side project and still is to an extent, they are getting bigger.
Oh yeah, and they totally kill live! “this song’s for the ladies” x 10!

Sam | 12/3/2006, 7:52 pm EST

that soggy sack of shit, otherwise known as “axl,” didnt get his stupid ass on stage until 12:30 in the fucking morning when he played in ames, ia.

anonymous | 12/3/2006, 6:34 pm EST

Clowns, if you did your research, you would also see that Izzy Stradlin has played with Matt Sorum, Duff McKagan, and Slash.
Just because Axl can play for 2.5+ hours does not mean that is Rock & Roll. That becomes tiresome and meaningless. I was not old enough to see GnR live with Duff and Slash, but I have seen bootleg videos and Axl was no performer. He did not engage the audience in their performance (Slash and Duff did). Eagles of Death Metal may not be able to put on long sets, but every second of their performance is amazing.

carlos von sexron's is a god | 12/3/2006, 3:57 pm EST

who would pay to see axl rose.the guy’s a mess .Slash left because of him .Axl is a big girls blouse.He never even turned up to his own gigs in the 80’s.Clearly he didn’t feel his own gigs were worth turning up to.He disrespected his fans ,no wonder his gigs are full of new young fans.I’ve seen e.o.d.m. at a foo fighters gig and they were great.Queens of the stone age are excellent .Everything Josh Homme touches turns to gold.These bands give their fans their all ,while Axl can’t be arsed ,you’d think he’d have learnt.And what the hell does he think he looks like.What Axl did to gnr is a sin ,making a mockery out of your own band.Disrespecting his fans,how anyone sticks up for him is beyond me .The guy’s a joke .Oh and he looks like a space alien barf .rant rant.

Grr | 12/3/2006, 2:01 pm EST

And GnR are just outburned old-school pieces of sh*t or wannabe old school pieces of sh*t. Renew your cd collection dudes! There are Tons of great bands out there, no need to boo out a great band because you didn’t get your GnR karaoke warmup…

Shabby | 12/3/2006, 1:49 pm EST

Axl is a burned out wax figure of the 80’s rock. He doesn’t have half the fullfilness EoDM has. It’s not a secret that he has this “Being-a-total-jerk” attitude, but it’s cool because it’s “ROCK n ROLL” . Give up dude! Axl’s era is way over, and that incident is just underlineing my satement.. To finish with: It should had been axl warming up for EoDM, just because he has history doesn’t means he lives up to it today. and he doesn’t…

bass face | 12/3/2006, 9:17 am EST

“Your mom | 12/1/2006, 2:56 pm EST

Dave Grohl is the shit.”

i hope you fucking fall down a well you fucked up retard of twat land.

fucking cock muncher.

sonofsatan | 12/3/2006, 9:00 am EST

axl who?

ted | 12/3/2006, 4:22 am EST

Axl is the biggest jerk ever !!
Axl, shut the fuck up and make a decent album before talkin shit about someone else!!!

sidzero | 12/2/2006, 10:17 pm EST

Here’s my take.
Now I love the EofDM, And I never liked G&R(I’ve always hated axl’s voice). But come on. Axl is the biggest diva. He caused a riot because he didn’t want to cover when Hetfield got lit on fire. He is overrated. I highly recommend that anyone who has never heard of EofDm check them out. They should have seen this coming. Axl is just too disfunctional. I think the tour will end up being cancelled. Not being there, it still sounds like the fans were dicks.

Penelope Vonsexy | 12/2/2006, 10:12 pm EST

To all you dolts who think you’re seeing a GnR show on this tour:

Sorry to break it to you, but that’s a tribute band, duders. GnR died when Izzy and Slash quit.

\m/

DVD by Sexy — in stores now.

TheEye | 12/2/2006, 8:43 pm EST

Before the end of this tour, Axl will:
A) Refuse to show up for shows
B) Refuse to go onstage
C) Wait too long to go onstage (he’s already going on at least 2 hours late)

Then the entire tour will end up being cancelled anyway. EoDM can do far better than being the support act for a washed-up has-been who can’t even get it together long enough to actually tour. He’s completely useless and needs to quit once and for all.

laurie | 12/2/2006, 8:20 pm EST

screw all of you who are talking shit about Axl. He was, is and always be the most talented in the industry. He has no patience or tolerance for shit and thats why EoDM got the boot.

Frederik!? | 12/2/2006, 7:46 pm EST

Take that Axl, you jerk..
EoDM is ten times cooler than Axl’s ever been!!

Brittney | 12/2/2006, 7:34 pm EST

First off, I was there front row in Cleveland and no one threw anything at the Suicide Girls. In fact the guy next to be was practically masterbating then. Everyone laughed as they were walking out because they came out walking like some greasers. It was just a bad thing to have a rockibilly band open for GNR and espeically the fact that they came out after Sebastian Bach.

Everyone was booing them and throwing shit at Them. They didnt go well with the setup, why would you keep them? This is their line of work and like any job, if you dont do well, you get canned.

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Tommy Stinson Responds | 12/2/2006, 6:27 pm EST

PS Regarding the Eagles Of Death Metal and their recent bogus claims Guns N’ Roses bass guitarist Tommy Stinson had this to say, “As a matter of fact, Eagles of Death Metal were a suggestion of mine a while ago. Turns out they were the wrong band for our crowd. They were booed and did not play for as long as they were scheduled to. As for all of the inaccuracies that have been said since, I would like to say that’s all they are - inaccuracies. In the past I have thrown my bass. I have never thrown it at Axl or anyone else in the band nor has anyone thrown my bass back at me… yet. Axl has been a dear friend to me for nine years. We have no problem communicating and wish that people would stay the fuck out of shit they don’t know anything about. There was no GN’R mutiny or any such thing after the Cleveland gig and as far as I’m
concerned this tour has been the most fun yet. The band is playing great and getting along better than we ever have. With that said, either get on board or
fuck off.”

Dieu | 12/2/2006, 6:11 am EST

Who are EODM anyway? If get fucked like they did, you deserve it! If they can make up a tune half as good as gnr’s “my world” (which ain’t even good, ha), they should be darn happy… punks

Who Cares? | 12/2/2006, 4:53 am EST

EoDM are talentless ripe offs. Axl may be an asshole but at least he has taste, talent and writes good original songs. Plus Axl may have been more popular in the past but he’s still younger then the old ass Eagles of blah blah who?

AXL BLOWS | 12/2/2006, 2:10 am EST

Goddam, some of you are stupid. first of all, it doesn’t matter who you are or how supposedly kick ass of a singer you are, you just don’t invite a band on tour with you then completely rip on them on stage. it’s complete bull shit. i know GnR had their day, personally i don’t prefer them, but what axl did is just a dick move, he’s tryin to start shit like always. i’m sick of people defending him, such as Luke AKA the biggest dumbass in the world besides axl rose. “Axl rules. he can do what he wants when he wants. hes the GOD OF ROCK!!” That is the single dumbest thing i’ve ever heard. I’ll bet Luke is actually axl trying to put in a good name for himself. Why would you think that someone can be a complete ass just because he put out a few popular records? Fame doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want.
Those of you saying that the Eagles of Death Metal are nobodies, that’s bullshit too. I’ve seen two commercials with their music in it. obviously they are getting more popular. EoDM are about good simple fun RocknRoll. Axl is about making himself look as good as possible.
Oh and by the way, on the Guns n Roses Greatest hits album, 5 out of the 14 songs are covers. Pretty Pathetic.
SO in conclusion, Axl is a douche, you’re not a douche if you like his music but if you are a fan of his actions you are also a douche. Eagles of Death Metal are original, inventive, and fantastic.
When can we hear Chinese Democracy. It’s like a myth, it should be in the same class as Sasquatch, Nessie, and aliens

Martimus Maxumus | 12/1/2006, 11:32 pm EST

EoDM oozes coolness like Axl wishes he could have in 1987. I should know, I was there. He (Axl) has moved to the forefront of the “has-been’s of rock” tour. Long live Jesse “the Devil!”

anonymous | 12/1/2006, 11:29 pm EST

The best part about GnR was Izzy Stradlin, Duff McKagan, and Slash. I would not consider the band to be exist anymore; its lost its heart and soul. Come on, Botox, extensions, and plastic surgery? Who the hell adds a band to tour and does not even listen to their music. Is that Rock & Roll? And for all those people who have mentioned that EoDM has no business playing with GnR (that EoDM are just are just a garage band), even musicians in metal appreciate EoDM; Lars Ulrich from Metallica saw EoDM at Slims.

the collin-ator | 12/1/2006, 8:10 pm EST

Axl is a washed up piece of crap. he couldn’t even get the rest of guns n roses to come back because they all hated him that much. he uses other people to make him look good. guns n roses are a white trash band with NO TALENT WHATSOEVER. they HAD a good guitarist, but they suck now.

EoDM not only have some talent, they are just an all around great band. i’m proud to say they’re my favorite. Axl is just a jerk-off that always has to pick on the little guy.

by the way, axl chose them to tour with gnr, then kicked them out. what the hell, axl? what the hell? you weren’t even there to listen to them, but you kick them off. wow. all i can say is wow.

Adam Clarke | 12/1/2006, 6:58 pm EST

Dont bother replying to me i wont be back to read what you wrote, simple as:

1. G’N'R are talented except axl’s passed it in this day and age. Like an old man trying to Xtreme a BMX.

2.Eagles of death metal are a talented group of guys who are trying something different, just because a bunch of nubs want G’N'R clones doesnt mean they should boo them if they arnt.

In the words of Kuato from Total Recall “Open your Miiiind!”

Melanie | 12/1/2006, 5:09 pm EST

Axl is a douche. Always has been, always will be. A self-important douche.

Not defending EoDM, because honestly I’d never heard of them until this very moment, but come on, if you’re honest with yourself, you HAVE to know that Axl’s not some super nice guy.

Sheesh.

Erin of L.A. | 12/1/2006, 4:47 pm EST

Axl Rose is a rude mofo with no manners. He does not play well with others. He’s just bitter because he knows after one song his vocal cords are shot and he doesn’t want to show people how muchth his pu$$y really hurts.
EODM give nothing but good vibes.

Anonymous | 12/1/2006, 4:38 pm EST

I was hoping it wouldn’t come to namecalling, but John, you’re an idiot. Through and through.

Izzy Stradlin wrote all of Appetite. People, music credits go to the music writers. Lyric credits go to those who write the words.

Grow up, all of you.

And by the way Clutch is more of a rock band than GnR ever was or will be.

Carrie | 12/1/2006, 4:12 pm EST

OK, so GNR made some good music….ONCE. So did a lot of bands–but this whole Axl thing is ridulous. Why do people put up with it? So GNR burned off some of the 80’s hairband geeks that had go back in the day–so what. Yesterday’s news. Why can’t we have anything truly new, why isn’t anyone doing anything truly GREAT these days…..? Throwing things at the suicide girls, GNR fans sound like a bunch of idiots…they older they get the better they were.
Also, on the whole November Rain issue–jesus, did I miss something? Most epic masterpiece of the 90’s? Get out more–that song was at best an overrated piece of shit. Not that the 90’s had all the best offerings–if that was the 90’s epic masterpiece no wonder we are wallowing in a musically devoid shithole.
Damn.

Plus One... | 12/1/2006, 3:58 pm EST

By the end of the spring tour in Europe, EODM will have played over 200 shows in one year. I would like ANY of you who are dissing my friends try that. They are the hardest working band on the road, and the nicest. Axl has issues, and so did the crowd that night, I mean really, throwing stuff at the Suicide Girls????? Lame.

Simple Fact | 12/1/2006, 3:32 pm EST

Mustache > Cron rows….

Your mom | 12/1/2006, 2:56 pm EST

Dave Grohl is the shit.

danny gans | 12/1/2006, 2:47 pm EST

GNR, although credibly talented, was just a flash in the pan in a generation and genre of music that is dying to be wiped from the history of rock and roll. Sorry all you 30+ year old die hard Axl fans.

bass face | 12/1/2006, 2:47 pm EST

gosh axl rose moaning at people like an old man…
oh wait he is an old man
and egocentric old man who doesn’t make music anymore what a dick

EoDM rock.

bodi | 12/1/2006, 2:29 pm EST

Anonymous……”lyrics are not music”???? So singing isn’t music? So all the lead singers out there have no place in music? Bonn Scott, Robert Plant, Eddie Vedder, Jim Morrison, Bono, AXL ROSE……..you got nothing anonymous

John | 12/1/2006, 2:04 pm EST

oh yeah Anonymous…..Axl wrote “November Rain” the most epic masterpiece of the 1990’s….and he also wrote EVERYTHING on Appetite For Destruction…the whole band split up songwriting credit on that one….you know AFD, the greatest hard rock record ever made??? yeah aside from that Axl hasnt really done much…you dumbass

John | 12/1/2006, 2:01 pm EST

WHY IN THE WORLD are we still talking about this?? EODM is a garage band at best…you guys are acting like this is a GNR/METALLICA feud….damn who cares?? In 10 years people will still be talking about GNR, even if that album never comes out…meanwhile EODM will be long forgotten….they wouldnt even be fit for those I love the 00’s shows on VH1, because no one has ever heard of them now!!! nevermind in 10 years!

Anonymous | 12/1/2006, 1:42 pm EST

Bodi, lyrics are not music.

bodi | 12/1/2006, 1:14 pm EST

How many songs has Axl written? Funny………he puts paul mcartney to shame sometimes, a truly great lyricist. Most of Appetite and virtually all of Use Your Illusions were Axl. Read the album notes.

bodi | 12/1/2006, 1:12 pm EST

Tommy Stinson threw his guitar? Sounds like the article in Europe that said Axl delayed a concert one hour until his people got him a steak dinner. Which wasn’t true…..people wonder why Axl hates the press.

Killa | 12/1/2006, 1:09 pm EST

‘My World’ could be the most prophetic moment in pop music since its release. That beat still sounds sick today.

cleanyourears.. | 12/1/2006, 1:03 pm EST

EoDM rock the house every night???
hhahhaha hahahahhah give me a break!! hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahh ahahahaha this band is for pussies!ahahhaha lol LMFAO.

Anonymous | 12/1/2006, 12:56 pm EST

So, how many songs has Axl Rose ever written?

The blank space above is the answer.

Canadian Boy | 12/1/2006, 11:51 am EST

People with opinions just go around bothering each other.

m | 12/1/2006, 10:18 am EST

I know..

m | 12/1/2006, 10:18 am EST

Seriously I saw GNR back on the Use Your Illusion tour and Soundgarden opened. They were booed royally too. Eagles of Death Metal are in good company.

Chinese Democracy, out the next time you see Halley’s Comet.

joe | 12/1/2006, 9:59 am EST

November is over, yet still no Chinese Democracy??!! Because it’s killer, I’m sure.

eddrenrut | 12/1/2006, 9:55 am EST

axl is a douche. there is no more gnr. he is such a loser. he can lick my balls and die.

Jimbo | 12/1/2006, 9:35 am EST

Look this band did suck. I was there that night. They got booed the whole time they were on stage. They sounded like shit and pissed people off who wanted to see Axl on stage. Plus these ass clowns acted like they were better than the audience. I know Axl is nuts I mean He magicaly had a sound problem during his set. He took an hour to come on stage to start the show. His voice wasn’t up to par. All these things are true. I mean Axl is Axl and I’m not defending the dick head but the Pigeons of Shit Metal was exactly what they were. They got booed from start to finish.

Banjo | 12/1/2006, 8:55 am EST

Axl’s just another washed up has-been. a one-time great performer with a lot of talent. now nothing but a sorry excuse for a singer who wouldn’t know good music if it yanked on his poser corn rows.
EoDM put on one of the best shows i have ever seen. Axl is rock music’s equivalent of Mariah Carey

GNR | 12/1/2006, 8:22 am EST

Are the most overrated, shit band of my generation. Axl can’t sing to save himself and every Slash riff ends up sounding roughly the same.

vag | 12/1/2006, 7:20 am EST

Axl rules the universe. EoDM are a good band.thats all.

Digger | 12/1/2006, 6:57 am EST

For those of you who don’t know…
The Eagles of Death Metal are -

Primary members
Jesse Hughes (vocals, guitar)
Josh Homme (drums, bass)
Samantha Maloney (drums)
Dave Catching (guitar, vocals)
Gene Trautmann (drums)
Brian O’Connor (bass, vocals)
Joey Castillo (drums)

Other contributors on albums and/or on tour
Bryan Peterson
Claude Coleman
Shaun Trouty
Joey Castillo
Tim Vanhamel
Brody Dalle
Jack Black
Taylor Hawkins
Dave Grohl

So yeah…a big bunch of nobody’s
(thanks to wikipedia)

axleu | 12/1/2006, 6:46 am EST

An Axl’s fart is more interesting musically than everything these shitty pseudo ironic band has made, is doing and will do in their entire career.

Enjoy the free publicity, continue to tell your lies to the media and the Axl bashers (retards), it won’t last, fucker!

P.S.: you wanna see a funny rock band? I mean, REALLY funny? Go rent This is Spinal Tap!

luke | 12/1/2006, 4:44 am EST

Axl rules. he can do what he wants when he wants. hes the GOD OF ROCK!!

Guns N Fucking Roses | 12/1/2006, 4:43 am EST

haha Axl is the fucking man.. Guns N Roses 4 eva.. Axl= greatest frontman ever

R_Q | 12/1/2006, 4:16 am EST

These guys are adding more to the story everytime. Pretty lame. At least they got some publicity after being kicked out of the tour.
@ mike: Axl has done more in his carreer than this posers will do in 2 lifetimes.
And everyone who actually listened to “Appetite for Destruction” knows Kurt Cobain must have been referring to himself when he said those words.

jeronimo | 12/1/2006, 2:53 am EST

lol chuck !

Proof that Axl has become a joke : http://www.metalsludge.tv /home /index.php

Bring Slash back, Axl. And get rid of Bach ’cause he’s even more washed-up than you.

A Couch Lounging Muser | 12/1/2006, 1:31 am EST

Woah, like doesn’t this remind me of the old black-and-white “Twilight Zone” episode where a creepy kid with maximum power puts the exsistential hate on a fearful bunch of Crapville Midwest townies?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /It%27s_a_Good_Life_%28The_Twi light_Zone%29

Be careful, watch your cakehole, you crummy Big People rockers, or Billy Mumy’s doppleganger will wish you away into the cornfield.

led | 12/1/2006, 1:07 am EST

EODM are pussies now they are trying to blame sabastian bach….this is ridiculous they got booed by the whole crowd because they SUCKED and of story!!!!

wendiddly | 12/1/2006, 12:09 am EST

You have to take EODM for what they’re worth - kick ass rock. They’re not out there to take on social issues or make statements, unless the statement is “shake your ass” to some good rock music. Who actually makes rock anymore? CERTAINLY not that chump Axl. The best thing Axl could have done for EODM was done - he made a scene that got EODM noticed, and made himself look like a complete ass in the process.

tom | 11/30/2006, 11:41 pm EST

guns n roses kick so much ass

RockGod | 11/30/2006, 11:16 pm EST

This article is crap. Tommy Stinson didn’t throw his bass, and Pigeons of Shit Metal don’t deserve to be opener’s for GnR… And The New GnR is the only real band out right now, download the new material and let the music speak for itself, its been a long time coming but GnR is finally getting the respect it deserves. Sheer talent and quality, GnR will detroy Rap and Emo like it destroyed synth and pop in the late 80’s and bring back the bragging rights.

Babylon | 11/30/2006, 10:35 pm EST

Axl,

Stop pretending to be a supastaah

your moment has passed!!!

Old Man Rose | 11/30/2006, 10:34 pm EST

W.A.R should stop coasting along on a 20 -year old album even if the album is AFD.

Max "the argentinian guy" | 11/30/2006, 10:33 pm EST

GUNS N ROSES EVER

American Idol Fan | 11/30/2006, 10:31 pm EST

Axl without GNR is a stuffed animal.

Max "the argentinian guy" | 11/30/2006, 10:28 pm EST

What we got here, all these stupidos guys talking shit about Axl…..Let me tell you something amigos, I was in GNR Buenos Aires June 1994, it was one of the most shocking performance shows…..so
Shut f….beep your mouth
GUNS N ROSES ever

Tom | 11/30/2006, 10:16 pm EST

Love the Eagles of Death Metal. Axl is a loser face.

Kick | 11/30/2006, 10:14 pm EST

Sebastion Bitch, was it just me or was he just so far from being cool on Supergroup he couldnt have gotten there by plane……beat it geek.

Wade | 11/30/2006, 10:08 pm EST

I love how every article about GNR turns into an Axl bashing. I guess you love him or you hate him! If you haven’t seen a show on this tour however, I would watch what you say. Axl, Dizzy and GNR are sounding better than ever. Maybe better than the old guys. I just wish they would put out the damn album so they could prove all of the haters wrong. Now, for those of you who don’t know, Axl started Guns N Roses with Tracy Guns. Get it? “Guns” and “Roses” so therefor, stop the talk about it not being GNR. Axl can keep the name if he wants. Secondly, don’t compare EODM to Axl. EODM can’t even dream of achieving as much as Axl has. Yeah, Axl can be a prick and hard to work with, but atleast he has the balls to do what he thinks is right. Another artist would probably just put up with the EODM for the rest of the tour and say “it’s ok”. Axl says “fuck that”, i’m not dealing with boo’s at my shows for the rest of the tour. I personally respect that!

mikeky | 11/30/2006, 9:37 pm EST

guess what, folks? the actual studio recording of ‘chinese democracy’ DOESN’T EXIST. everyone has been punked. so don’t wait around for it. it simply ain’t gonna happen.

trust me. i know.

bromie | 11/30/2006, 9:29 pm EST

Axl dont give a fuck. His still the bbest their is in world the forever. His my idol! Guess you are guys don’t have taist in music where you are.
GET IN THE RING!

baba o riley | 11/30/2006, 9:27 pm EST

Their latest album, “Death by Sexy,” is actually pretty cool. i can really dig the first 7 or 8 tracks or so. kinda trails off after that but the top of the album is pretty wicked.

matt | 11/30/2006, 9:15 pm EST

If Axl had any balls, he’d released Chinese Democracy already.

I’ll say this about the leadman for Eagles of Death Metal and that is, he’s hilarious. Savage Animal comment, very nice!

Death by Sexy and Peace, Love, and Death Metal are two of the nicest surprises in the alt-rock world that I’ve bought. Keep on rockin’.

Laurens from Indonesia | 11/30/2006, 9:08 pm EST

Axl should get rid of Sebastian Bach.

Brian | 11/30/2006, 8:56 pm EST

‘Disappointment from Axl is like being knighted.’ Dave Grohl is cool. QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE IS THE BEST ROCK BAND OF THE 00S! THEY ARE RELENTLESS IN THEIR ASSUALT AND PRESCENCE IN THE MUSIC BUISNESS IS A GIFT. QOTSA MAKE THE BEST ROCK MUSIC TODAY. By the way, Queens of the Stone Age is one of my favorite bands; I’m just shootin’ the shit. Thanks.

ERFO | 11/30/2006, 8:45 pm EST

G n F’n R were a good band. Then, when the core of the band left, leaving only a pilled-out figurehead of a frontman, they died. Elvis is dead, yet he still makes the bread. R.I.P GNR.

Jeff | 11/30/2006, 8:33 pm EST

One more thing, ever get the impression Axl is right there reading these posts? If so, Rack and pinion, oh I mean Axl, where do you go, where do you go now?(A la Sweetchild of mine) when your looking for a fix.

Jeff | 11/30/2006, 8:28 pm EST

Great Band, Bad Frontman.

peter lacount | 11/30/2006, 7:48 pm EST

anyone want my ticket to the show now? eodm were the only reason i wanted to go because gnr suckock

ugh | 11/30/2006, 7:29 pm EST

The EODM look like a bunch of pedophiles.

Shasta Beast | 11/30/2006, 6:37 pm EST

my god axl is a joke i bet he tours out of a double wide who can take a 40 year old guy with a gut and corn rows as being rock and roll

mike | 11/30/2006, 6:06 pm EST

to be fair, i would say that whether you liked them or not, g&r were very solid at what they did. however, axl rose has taken himself so seriously over the years, he’s becoming seriously irrelevent.

Yeller | 11/30/2006, 6:03 pm EST

Ok is this even Guns and roses or axl in a wheel chair? Axl needs to be shot. Hahah hearing grohl saying that reminds me of what Kurt Cobain thought of G and R, (their a white trash, talentless band.) They are one of the most annoying bands i can think of.

travis.watkins002 @ YIM | 11/30/2006, 5:59 pm EST

I dig EODM but come on!
you put yourself in a situation where your near Rose what do you expect…
I just wish Rose would go all the way OBD styl

mike | 11/30/2006, 5:51 pm EST

eodm: the “sexy” part is a joke, but i don’t think the music is, especially on their first album-great guitar

HA! | 11/30/2006, 5:50 pm EST

Axl roses has more talent in his left pinky than these jerks have in the whole band.

Glad they were thrown off the tour.

Now if they will only stop lying about what happened. They were booed off the stage and had things tossed at them because they SUCK. End of story.

donna | 11/30/2006, 5:47 pm EST

never boring?? you’re kidding, right? he’s the very definition of boring. this is the best thing that could possibly happen to the eagles of death metal, whoever they are…

sam | 11/30/2006, 5:46 pm EST

“The fact that people even listen to garbage like this shows the state of music today and it is a very sad state.”

Ditto for Guns n Roses. Shouldn’t it just be n Roses now anyway?

sam | 11/30/2006, 5:45 pm EST

EoDM albums might be stupid, but at least their making SOMETHING

BS | 11/30/2006, 5:43 pm EST

What is so great about the EODM? They make stupid albums that are supposed to be ironic and funny and it’s just crap.

I get the joke and it’s played.

mike | 11/30/2006, 5:40 pm EST

the eagles of death metal make great albums. what does axl rose make?

SpUd_Jr | 11/30/2006, 5:38 pm EST

Bring on the EODM fans going “EoDM are true rock! Axl is Gay!”

lies | 11/30/2006, 5:37 pm EST

Tommy never threw his bass. This article is full of crap, ask anyone that was there. I find it sad that this incredibly crappy band is getting this much attention off the coattails of a TALENTED band such as GNR.

The fact that people even listen to garbage like this shows the state of music today and it is a very sad state.

boo boo | 11/30/2006, 5:28 pm EST

“i once saw axl pick his nose with his dick”!

almost broke his neck,he did!

Johnny Rotten | 11/30/2006, 5:18 pm EST

Nice to see Tommy Stinson still has a touch of class about him.

Anonymous | 11/30/2006, 5:16 pm EST

I love axl. That guy is never boring.

Blighty | 11/30/2006, 5:07 pm EST

Because Axl’s been relevant for the last 10 years? Fuck him, EoDM rock the house every night, Axl needs to get his shit together before he can criticize them.

heavyhitter | 11/30/2006, 4:59 pm EST

And back to obscurity go the EoDM.

chuck | 11/30/2006, 4:56 pm EST

wait, axl rose is still alive?!

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