Maybe Angelina Joile would be perfect for Britney

She should follow the lead of Kurt Cobain.

britney should hang out with natalie portman, sweeeeeeet

Jessica Biel. Have you seen her butt?

SHE’S HAVING A GOOD TIME,MOVE ON ASSH*LES!

gwen stefani.

So a good time means being whorish?

Who gives a shit? If I wanted this type of story I’d get Us Weekly or some other trash… music mag?

This is a job for Axl Rose.

nice fuel for kevin to use in court. she is so smart..it must be a blonde thing.never thought the girl ever had any talent..poor white trash.and now the world has seen her crotch…paris.oh sorry isnt that her new bbf? ha ha nice…

Why does anyone pay attention?…Oh yea, Pepole are Stooopid. Stufiy Amerika 2006 in full swing! Pay attention to poo-poo and our culture, country, and ourselves go pop. bye bye dum dums–

nothing wrong to be friend with paris,if she do what Paris want,she will have the time of here life,and she will eventually meet someone,when Paris decide if he is hot for Brit,ask Nicole,she was falling apart without paris and now she is back,she will do well again,so brit,have fun

Christ All Mighty. Apparently you people can read, but you can’t spell or type. Tell me does: does spending all your time in front of a computer lead to atrophy of one’s grammar skills or were you commentators all a bunch of mouth breathers to begin with? Jesus, grab a copy of Elements of Style and take a second to proof read for Christ’s sake.

She should continue the chain of corruption.

How about Mandy Moore or the chick that played Mabey on Arrested Development?

Madonna.

Show your crotch. Write a sex book. Do whatever the hell you want – because the press will adore you regardless.

Brit, like Madge, knows that she can really do no wrong. The constant media attention only helps.

Brit should start hanging out with music producers who can save here already inexistent career… Hey feeding the kids and all that partying can’t be cheap.

I can’t think of a classier role model than Scarlett Johansson. she’s one groovy bird.

I am calling it now. Bitney and Paris. And they will make a sex tape.

keef richards

DEAR JACKASS – you dont know how to properly capitolize, so why dont you stop bitching about other peoples’ grammer and go jerk off to African orphan comercials

YA ANGELINA AND BRITNEY WOULD BE HOT.

Chrissie Hynde.

Brit & Fergie. what more shall i say??

Michael Richards

Who says Britty ever wore underwear? Cause we didn’t catch any photos till now? Then again, to hang with Lohan and Paris, underwear is the first thing out the window. I am happy to see that BritBrit is a democrat; she hates Bush. So maybe Al Gore or Howard Dean? He seems like a party animal..

She should hang out with Justin Timberlake- but never wear pasties- just underwear!

gwen stefani. This girl has a record deal, maybe someone can learn from that. Show us your @**#!

If anything good has come out of this failed marriage it is those crotch shots on the net. Like a dream come true

http://www.myspace.com/elfshu

First off, amen to “Dear Jackasses” where in the hell did you people learn to write, Did you go to school with Britney? Second Brit is getting eveything she set her self up for. And now she is hanging with Paris? Great, lets team up the to biggest sluts of Hollywood together, thats a fabulous idea! Not to mention there is nothing that CAN save a trailer trash baby-maker. This is not about having fun for Brit, this is how much $$$ can she get out of these stupid smucks ( implying her fans and her future baby daddies).

the best thing for her to do now would just be to post with a two liter crammed all up in her

The correct democrat is Bill Clinton. I am sure that he could take on Britney, Paris and Linsey at the same time.
Would you be satisfied if she was hanging out with Mother Tereasa. (If she were still alive)
Maybe Gwen Stephani could dress up as Mother Tereassa and than hang out with Britney.

Relax DEAR JACKASS, u weren’t supposed to take Brit that seriously..! I mean whats the worst that can happen? we get a good laugh over her desperate hunt for attention.. I know I did when I saw Jess Simpson skateing with Eva Longoria and Christina Applegate! just pathetic!

Do we really want Brittney to be saved? not that I care enough to read more than the cover of celeb-centric tabloids when I’m in long lines, but she’s becomming an increasingly amusing trainwreck since she so innocently said we should let prez bush do his job. honest, this isn’t political

Question: are there even still any diehard Britney fans still out there? I’m starting to think that if we all just stop giving “news” like this our attention, then it might just stop altogether. I’m willing to bet a loan that a crotch shot (regardless of the situation it was involved in) is anyones way of saying “Look at me! Look at me!”, but the facts are that there are bigger happenings going on in the world right now and that you can probably find scantily-clad women on the internet if you search around for six minutes or so. As far as Britney dropping this lifestyle so she can associate with someone respectable, I couldn’t care less. If she wants to help Bono save the world, great, but if she winds up going down on Dustin Diamond just to make the Rolling Stone headlines, whatever. Either way, I’m not going to buy her music, and I’m not going to waste my breath preaching about what she does with her life.

umm, Will, if youre not going to waste your breath on britney then what was that paragraph you just wrote for.

I’d like to see Britney, Paris and Lindsay fade into oblivion, where they truly belong.

Why does anyone even care about these three peons, anyway?

None has ever contributed anything meaningful to society, let alone as “artists”.
As far as I’m condecerned, all three of these monumental idiots are simply wasting valuable resources like oxygene, water, food, and the paper used to write stories about them.

I think wats happenin to Britney is a prime example of becoming famous too young. Its too much for most people to handle especially the level of fame she has. The fact that she had to play innocent and sexy at the same time messed her up even more.she really needs to take a time out an find herself an ditch hilton shes a leech