Look, guys, perhaps you didn’t get our earlier message. We get that you are trying to bring us into your world, make us feel we have some sort of intimate contact with you, but, like, you are the rock stars. We don’t want to get to know you, we want to worship you from afar like stalkers.

Panic! At the Disco: You are the worst offenders by far. You are saying that you’re hosting this sweet little contest in which fans make videos with the theme “What’s the Most Fun You Can Have Without Taking Your Clothes Off.” The winner will supposedly receive round trip airfare and hotel accommodations plus tickets to see Panic! At the Disco in Vegas. But we totally know that you are going to take those clips and cobble them together for some fan-sploitation video action down the road.

Beyonce: We warned you about this when you held ceremonious open auditions for your band. And now you’re mock-scourering the country for a collection of backup dancers? Your fans don’t deserve to be subjected to warmed-over drill-team moves performed by would-be prom queens.

Fall Out Boy: Didn’t you already make one prom themed video? Every One Has A Vice is reporting that the band is looking for extras for a three-day video shoot for new song “This Is Not a Scene, It’s an Arms Race.” On the third day helpful, eager fans should show up in “prom gear.” Black, cream, salmon, and other earth tones are cool, but not blue. Blue is out.