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More Shocking Pop Star Breakups, Chris Martin’s Thing For Lily Allen, Snow Patrol “Together Forever”

11/28/06, 8:57 am EST

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  • We thought Hilary Duff and Joel Madden would stay together at least long enough to star in a bad but compulsively watchable reality show, but according to Perez Hilton they’ve broken up because of age and cultural differences (he’s twenty-seven, she’s nineteen… and is Hilary Duff).
  • Chris Martin reportedly performed a surprise set last night that included a new Coldplay tune “Bucket for a Crown,” and covers of the Killers’ “When You Were Young,” Dylan’s “Buckets of Rain,” which Martin dedicated to his new pervy crush, U.K. sprite and professional sasser Lily Allen. “This is for Lily Allen. She’s gorgeous, she’s sweet. And if I wasn’t married…”
  • When Courtney Love took over our office for lunch last month she made us cry (her songs were so good). We’re expecting equally extreme reactions when she unleashes her inner Anglophile on Radio 6 in the U.K. for a day next month. Warning: She apparently plans to “teach people things.”
  • Snow Patrol singer Gary Lightbody explains that though the band’s members may be planning solo projects, they will always be together “just like the end of Grease.”

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Comments

Banjo | 11/28/2006, 9:20 am EST

Didn’t they start dating when Hilary was 17? so, does that make Madden a rapist? in some countries he could be her father

Brian | 11/28/2006, 9:41 am EST

I don’t know if that makes him a rapist, but more of a shitty musician

Anonymous | 11/28/2006, 10:10 am EST

eww that is gross. i don’t even want to think about that. i am glad they broke it off, god, that was one weird couple.

J Noles | 11/28/2006, 11:11 am EST

I guess his nickname is SR: Statuatory Rapist.

boo boo | 11/28/2006, 11:22 am EST

i could give 2 shits about their relationship, all i know is his band blows big cock!!!!

Brian | 11/28/2006, 12:12 pm EST

Hilary Duff looks like a dinosaur after the plastic surgery. Really weird face, kid. Hey, at least these two idiots didn’t get married. Or do an album.

bass | 11/28/2006, 12:13 pm EST

Dear sweet God, what a couple. It’s in reading things like this that I realize just how glad I am not to have a television (or a subscription to “Teen People”). Hilary Duff is, I suppose, no worse than cheerfully mediocre as an actress, but holy Christ, do Good Charlotte suck.

dave | 11/28/2006, 12:37 pm EST

Raise your hand if Good Charlotte Sucks

dave | 11/28/2006, 12:37 pm EST

Raise your hand again if you are sick of hillary duff

dave | 11/28/2006, 12:38 pm EST

okay last time… raise your hand if you can do the math and its about time for rolling stone to start reporting real rock and roll news rather than this crap

Stanley Swigglesworth | 11/28/2006, 12:43 pm EST

i wouldn’t mind slapping hilary’s face around with my cock that’s for sure

Hilary | 11/28/2006, 12:52 pm EST

My dad invented Duff Beer.

elfshu- check it out | 11/28/2006, 1:02 pm EST

Blair | 11/28/2006, 1:34 pm EST

Dude dated her for a while but didn’t get any? What a wanker. And his music sucks.

chance | 11/28/2006, 2:09 pm EST

courtney love…who cares? just like w/ cobain, she has been put on this “we feel sorry for you” pedestal by the media, when in fact, everything that’s happened to her, she’s caused. i’m so tired of hearing about love and cobain, as i recall, he pulled the trigger, no one else.

Kris | 11/28/2006, 3:25 pm EST

Thank you Rolling Stone for your hourly updates on courtney love. It keeps all 5,000 of courtney`s remaining fans very happy.

stinkythings | 11/29/2006, 1:06 am EST

you guys are just plain funny

CGEffect | 11/29/2006, 6:37 pm EST

I’m thinking Hillary and Joel will reunite for the 25th addition of the “Surreal Life”.
::Crossing Fingers!::

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