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Paris Hilton’s Music Makes Her Sick, Kelly Clarkson To Thrill Emo And Alt Metal Kids

11/22/06, 12:33 pm EST

Paris Hilton

  • Upstaging Jay-Z is not easy but Paris Hilton managed to do it. Paris attended a recent performance by Hova in Los Angles, and after reportedly “swigging” from a vodka bottle for hours, had the club put her record on the stereo, climbed onstage, attempted to lip sync to her songs and then hurled all over everything. That’s so hot.
  • Linkin Park? Whatever. My Chem? Yeah they’re OK. Kelly fucking Clarkson? Oh yes. We are so going to Bamboozle this year.
  • Eric Clapton will be following his upcoming winter 2007 US tour with a performance in mainland China, where he has never played before.
  • Madonna will make her “home shopping network debut” hawking her children’s books to depressed bon-bon-eating housewives. She’s only thinking of the children. Right?

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Kliffee | 11/22/2006, 12:54 pm EST

Tycoon whore in Rolling Stone for music? And not one mention of Jerry Casale of DEVO and his new cd, ‘Jihad Jerry and the Evildoers’
http://www.mineisnotaholy war.com

Hantz | 11/22/2006, 1:02 pm EST

I have to say, mad props to the graphic artist that appears to only use Microsoft Paint. Nothing is funnier than making Paris Hilton look like the fucking Lorax.

Ne-Gro | 11/22/2006, 1:04 pm EST

Paris is Iggy Pop.

Alphonse | 11/22/2006, 1:06 pm EST

elfshu- | 11/22/2006, 1:17 pm EST

serkan | 11/22/2006, 1:38 pm EST

hı…………..

Anonymous | 11/22/2006, 1:55 pm EST

just cause paris hilton is more nicer looking and famouse ur just jelouse u lil tranny

buster | 11/22/2006, 2:12 pm EST

the baron must be spinning in his grave.

mike a | 11/22/2006, 2:14 pm EST

That really just goes to show how lost rs is. They talk shit on bands like lp and my chem but pimp out paris hilton.Sorry not buying it

PARIS HILTON = GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! | 11/22/2006, 2:32 pm EST

FACT!

redboy | 11/22/2006, 2:40 pm EST

how the holy fuck does paris hilton make it into rolling stone in the same sentence as music. her name and music have nothing to do with one another.

this is how totally fucked up the “music” biz is now. you don’t need talent, you don’t have to work hard and build a name for yourself anymore. just suck someone’s dick on video, throw some money at rolling stone and BAM! you’re the shit.

fuck you…..fuck you in your stupid asses!

ttyl | 11/22/2006, 3:32 pm EST

Paris Hilton is a whore!! But I’d still do her

ROB PACE | 11/22/2006, 4:11 pm EST

PARIS HILTON IS A FINE BITCH AND SHE DESERVES TO BE IN ROLLING STONE.

Jessica | 11/22/2006, 5:07 pm EST

Perhaps Paris has finally begun to sympathize with the public in regards to her musical talent…or lack thereof.

Rain | 11/22/2006, 9:11 pm EST

Whatever happened to music journalists that wrote about things of relevance? Damn, RS, you are sliding downhill faster than Gwen Stefani! I must say, by paying Elizabeth Goodman to write this crap, you are truly digging yourselves deeper and deeper.

princess lechecul | 11/22/2006, 9:24 pm EST

Paris is God,not only she is the most beautifull,and she is really smart,she got the voice of a angel,she is totally a Diva and deserve to be in rolling stone,who in here can said they never vomit in front of someone,not because you are the prettiest of all, that you have to be perfect,i just wish to be the person who had the honor of cleaning that up after,

African | 11/23/2006, 2:02 am EST

America, wake up! Paris Hilton epotimizes your culture, your aspirations and dreams….. and that is exactly why you are not very popular in the remaining world anymore. There are millions of people trying to get by each day, by just having a slice of bread to eat, and what does your Princess of Kitsch portray to the outside world?…..to live the high life and to ignore everything less fortunate than her. She does not deserve to be idolized by your ignorant, blind youth. She only contributes to wasting precious resources with her greedy habits. Angelina Jolie on the other hand is an angel. She uses her fame to help people in the third world. Paris is dumb, greedy, silly and so many things more. And if that is what you idolize in your country, God bless!

New Zealand. | 11/23/2006, 3:14 am EST

Hahahahaha. Paris is one of many dumb celebrity chicks in music/movies. There’s nothing special/unique about her… she’s got a T.v. show, starred in movies (non-pornographic) and now is trying to sell albums.. any other way to sell crap to the ignorant? And now she can sell an album and get a record deal even though she is NOT a musicsion at all JUST because she’s famous. You can find another one out there if you want. People like this will never stop being in pop, and you can thank R.S. for supporting that.

mike t | 11/23/2006, 5:07 am EST

Let’s finally answer that age-old scientific question: How far can a medievel catapult propel Paris Hilton? And do we care?

shifty | 11/23/2006, 6:51 am EST

Finally, something made Paris as sick as she’s been making me.

Reb | 11/23/2006, 2:26 pm EST

Paris Hilton looks looked like she was wearing a weather balloon in that photo… Her talent for being untalented both on screen and musically is amusing…to say the least…

Banjo | 11/23/2006, 2:45 pm EST

I hope it’s on youtube

Ken Vail Jr. | 11/23/2006, 3:37 pm EST

I do think she’s cute…but talented? That is debatable.

tommy D | 11/23/2006, 7:06 pm EST

I wanna stick it, lick it and then kick it.

pall | 11/23/2006, 9:58 pm EST

paris hilton should be band from singing for fucking puking on her self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

PjMacD | 11/24/2006, 1:10 am EST

the Pink Spiders single with the chorus “don’t call it a Crush’… would be on a list of top songs.

m-dogg | 11/24/2006, 2:57 pm EST

I don’t care too much for her music either but to slam someone cuz you can’t be like them just proves that humans are truly ugly people. C’mon, we just celebrated the demise of an entire race of people yesterday by stuffing our faces! We should all just leave each other alone.

steve | 11/25/2006, 5:28 pm EST

your attempt at copying Buddyhead is really unimaginative and dull. Seriously, get your own schtick. Youre like Puddle of Mudd compared to Nirvana.

Candice | 11/25/2006, 11:20 pm EST

To the person that said that Paris epitomizes the American culture and blah blah blah..That girl does not reflect me.She is a very dumb person and I am embarrassed to be from the same country she is from..Paris makes America look bad in so many ways…She doesn’t work for anything..She’s a spoiled brat..and I bet her parents were too busy to help her with her homework when she was a child..because she probably had a nanny..The only thing Paris knows how to do is play Musical Beds..She’s a sad disgrace and little girls should not even know who she is..

Huh? | 11/26/2006, 2:05 am EST

Who’s Paris Hilton?

Malvi | 11/26/2006, 3:21 am EST

You can´t say whatever to Linkin Park and then say Paris Hilton is…¿God? !D. She is an idiot. A stupid little spoiled girl. She doesn’t know about music. She is not an artist at all. She thinks that just because she is famous she can act and sing but that’s not true. Please, Paris, go back to your fuckin hotel and fuck someone to get some money cuz that’s the only thing you don’t screw up!!!

Charlie Miller | 11/26/2006, 4:51 am EST

How is Paris Hilton chunking more interesting news than Eric Clapton touring?

Geoff | 11/26/2006, 1:55 pm EST

Well said Candice, when people see Paris they think oh many Americans must be like her which is so far from the truth.

Enigma Sept | 11/26/2006, 9:08 pm EST

i wonder if Candice is going to be abandoned by her fans like the Dixie Chicks for making that statement

Charlie Miller | 11/27/2006, 2:49 am EST

What is RS trying to pull here? In one article, this one, Paris sucks, let’s make fun of her, in the album review, they give her 3 stars on her album…

What the hell RS? 3 Stars on a Paris Hilton album? I -did- go out of my way to listen to it before writing this, and I’m only reaffirmed in my belief that it deserves none.

This rag is dead.

Colin | 11/27/2006, 12:46 pm EST

Yes, her music makes me sick too.

Diva | 11/27/2006, 10:25 pm EST

So, Madonna enjoys making money? I’m totally shocked.

chloe | 12/4/2006, 1:51 pm EST

i dont understand does she like kelly clarkson or not

jonny546 | 12/11/2006, 3:54 am EST

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