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Lunchtime Poll: We’re Having Jack White’s Baby?

11/22/06, 10:46 am EST

Jack WhiteYou wake up after a kegger with kids and there’s a rockstar passed out in your bed. You might be pregnant (or they might be pregant). Who is the rock star and do you keep the baby?


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DGG | 11/22/2006, 10:52 am EST

Statistically, I guess the rock star is, more often than not, Mick Jagger.

anonymous_U2_fan | 11/22/2006, 11:23 am EST

Adam Clayton…

…if he would ever chance to relap into his partying ways…

Who wouldn’t want to pass down all that talent and looks (and plus he doesn’t have any children already)

plasticfantastic7 | 11/22/2006, 12:44 pm EST

im not sure, its either bob dylan or prince

and im keeping it

Ben | 11/22/2006, 2:46 pm EST

PJ Harvey, and yes yes yes. That kid will rock.

Schultz | 11/22/2006, 3:01 pm EST

Damn… PJ is already taken, guess I’ll have to settle for Shirley Manson.

johnny | 11/22/2006, 5:23 pm EST

emily haines. the baby would be an amazing musical genius.

Agus | 11/22/2006, 5:56 pm EST

If I could Dream, the rock star would be Jim Morrison…Down to earth, without a doubt, Bono…

FKM | 11/22/2006, 6:13 pm EST

Pete Dougherty . . . thank God I can still get to some RU486. . . oh wait . . .

The Vintage Idiot | 11/22/2006, 10:22 pm EST

Shakira, and she’s keeping it; so everytime I see my kid I can remember, oh yeah, I slept with shakira!

adam | 11/22/2006, 10:58 pm EST

debbie harry (back in the day not now) or emmylou harris ( agin not now)

adam | 11/22/2006, 10:58 pm EST

and hell yes she is kepping it

Banjo | 11/23/2006, 8:41 am EST

Isobel Campbell!!! she’s amazingly talented and the only woman in music today that i would trust with my kids…if i got drunk and knocked her up…sigh

Steve-0 | 11/23/2006, 8:55 am EST

avril lavigne- and hell yes

chris | 11/23/2006, 11:12 am EST

Scarlett Johansan no shit

asdf | 11/23/2006, 11:28 am EST

I’m not sure you can call her a rock-star, although her performance with Metal Skool says differently, but Kelly Clarkson. And yes we’re fucking keeping it.

Shana | 11/23/2006, 7:39 pm EST

Brendon Urie and oooooo yeah!

Me | 11/23/2006, 10:37 pm EST

Shakira, after that I don’t care.

Ala | 11/24/2006, 8:49 am EST

Beck and hell yes!!

Alush | 11/24/2006, 3:25 pm EST

Meg White… she’s a weirdo, she’ll keep it!

white #1 | 11/24/2006, 9:03 pm EST

You would pretty much be retarded not to keep the baby of Jack White…baby musical genius, of course I would keep it!

jaimelyn | 11/24/2006, 11:00 pm EST

Eddie Vedder and yes I keep the baybay- we’ll name him Neil after Uncle Neil Young.

Maria | 11/25/2006, 4:21 am EST

Anything that would lead to time spent with Jack White is worth it.

Sophie | 11/25/2006, 9:16 am EST

Jimmy Page (back in the day) and i definitely would!

Dana | 11/25/2006, 3:45 pm EST

i’m gonna go with john paul jones from led zeplin and i would definitely keep it.

nytmare | 11/25/2006, 10:48 pm EST

adam lazzara

hell ya im keeping it…then again, nick wheeler wouldn’t be so bad either…so many men, so little time…

Marie | 11/25/2006, 11:33 pm EST

Anthony Kiedis please!! Sure i would.

Charlie Miller | 11/26/2006, 4:52 am EST

Is this a teen magazine or something? DO SOMETHING USEFUL.

deb | 11/26/2006, 6:26 pm EST

Julian Casablancas (The Strokes) and ….sure I’d keep it.

RollingStone Hater | 11/26/2006, 7:11 pm EST

THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC FUCKING BULLSHIT I HAVE SEEN SINCE ALL THOSE FUCKING CBGB’S SHIRTS AT THE MALL!!! YOUTH CULTURE IS DEAD AND BURIED! IF THIS IS THE FUTURE OF YOUTH/ROCK CULTURE, REMIND ME TO BLOW MY FUCKING HEAD OFF LIKE ‘SCANNERS’ STYLE! FUCK YOU ROLLING STONE!

Anonymous | 11/26/2006, 10:45 pm EST

fiona apple from the days she shot the criminal video…

Kerry | 11/27/2006, 10:30 am EST

Trent Reznor. Obvi (s)he’ll be a keeper!

Dylan | 11/27/2006, 1:48 pm EST

Fergie

x | 11/27/2006, 5:54 pm EST

Gwen Stefani and ya i’d keep the holla back baby

Leslie | 11/27/2006, 6:14 pm EST

liam gallagher, & yeah i’d keep it

Jeff | 11/27/2006, 7:07 pm EST

fiona apple, and… sure, if she wants

Shel | 11/27/2006, 8:00 pm EST

Joe Elliot..the Joe now or the Joe of the 80’s ripped jeans era (either one ) …and yes for sure I would keep it !

Andrea | 11/27/2006, 10:42 pm EST

I would have to go with Serj Tankian from System of a Down. Yes, I would keep it. The kid would be a musicle or politicle jenious. It would be really good looking as well.

alexxx | 11/27/2006, 10:54 pm EST

billie joe armstrong…our baby will be a political activist!!

rumforall | 11/28/2006, 11:00 am EST

Gwen Stefani would be a nice choice. And hell no I aint keeping no baby. Just give me a coat hanger and a bottle of listerine and I’ll be a happy man.

Grace | 11/28/2006, 11:12 am EST

JACK WHITE. Oh yes!…and keep the baby? A Jackie Jr perhaps? Only if I can keep BIG JACK too. Ohhhh, the hotness of it all. Now, back to REAL life… ha ha.

ABORT THE LIL' SH!T !!!!!!!!!! | 11/28/2006, 12:40 pm EST

JACK WHITE IS SCUM!

RushFan | 11/28/2006, 1:17 pm EST

What the hell does this have to do with music?
…oh, and my vote is for Jessica Simpson. What man wouldn’t want to wake up next to her? We could keep the kid.

Tara | 11/28/2006, 5:50 pm EST

It would be J.D. Fortune and I would definately keep the baby!!!

Ale | 11/28/2006, 6:35 pm EST

Paul Banks II, most definitely a keeper, haha

horse with no name | 11/28/2006, 6:58 pm EST

i guess it’d have to be ryan ross (panic! at the disco)and fuck yeah i’d keep the kid!

yup | 11/28/2006, 9:15 pm EST

Dean Roland. And hell yes.

mike | 11/29/2006, 10:46 am EST

joss stone and absoloutly

Nicole | 11/29/2006, 11:51 am EST

Thom Yorke. Yes, I’ll keep it. We’ll clone him, and then start a colony on Jupiter with only ecologically friendly building materials and segways.

BooBoo | 12/3/2006, 8:14 am EST

Debbie Gibson – As for the baby, you’re off to clinic my friend..!

sexy | 12/4/2006, 2:27 am EST

if jack white do somthing so stupid and take care of that coke head model baby he’s so stupid to keep sombody else kid.

Kat | 12/4/2006, 4:14 pm EST

Ed Vedder

Such a brilliant gene pool needs continuity, and I would sacrifice for that and most definitely keep the baby

Lisa | 12/7/2006, 12:11 am EST

In a dream world: Kurt Cobain, and we’re keeping the baby. Gotta give Frances Bean a half sister!

Real world: Sure, I’ll keep Jack White’s baby…hell, I’ll keep any rock star’s baby.

Blackwood | 12/7/2006, 6:25 pm EST

Only one rockstar??

:P

Mmmm…

Ville Valo.

And I would keep it as long as it looks like him! x)

No, I think I’d hell keep it no matter what!

hisgurlxoxo | 12/8/2006, 10:38 am EST

If I had the choose who I woke up yto the next morning after having sex with a rock star it would have to Adam the lead singer from Three Days Grace. Hell yeah I would keep that fucking baby it would be god damn cute

Amanda S | 12/14/2006, 4:42 pm EST

That would be Brandon Boyd. I ovulate just looking at him. I would keep the baby and hope that it grows up to be as open minded and talented as Mr Boyd. As for that morning, I would make sure that he would not want to leave the bed.

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