The bigger question is – Why are you wasting our time with these retards?

rolling stone is bad at music.

I guess he feels her body is a wonderland.

Jeez, Robert Altman dies, and you guys are yammering about why one flavor of the month is poking another flavor of the month. Can we not get David Fricke to do the blogging or something? This site is turning into EW.com FAST.

John Mayer plays guitar better than you.

Are those their bodyguards standing outside the window?

Didn’t he write a song called my small penis?

I just lost all respect for John Mayer. He should be with a girl who has a brain!

Jessica Simpson ain’t that hot, RS

John Mayer is having more fun than any of us….you want to hate him for it…but you can’t.

If you could hang out with Clapton, Herbie Hancock and Chappelle and then date the top of the Hollywood babe-list, you would too.

And Musically, he’s not John Lennon, but he’s pretty damn good. The TRY! Cd is actually VERY good, so is his debut.

I used to see him do open mics in Atlanta. The rest of us are STILL doing open mics…he’s dating Jes and has a Grammy

i agree the john mayer and jessica simpson are worthless, but you guys still clicked on the story and then posted a comment (which are a big part why i read this site – there are usually a few priceless comments each day). anyways, one way rollingstone could defend itself posting stupid stories is for it to publish the number of times a story like mayer-simpson was clicked on vs. how many times a radiohead album story was clicked on vs. information on The Dirt movie, etc. That way, we could see what kind of person a rollingstone reader really is and see if its even worth ragging on this magazine/website for selling out because if people who read it care enough about john mayer, its over and we should stop bitching for them to cover worthwhile stuff.

Umm…I like how everyone seems to think this is some serious s*%t. I think every guy knows why that ‘tard is hittin’ that. We would all like a day in his place that day…

yo oyo ooyooy this miami band is so cool its not even funny

fspolluter.com check it out

I’m the one bangin her. I just let Jon take her out and do “pansy shit” with her to keep her happy.

I want to have sex on Jessica Simpson. o_O

Shame a great musician has to hang out with a talentless hack like Simpson. Just hope he doesn’t dump her for Twitney now.