Kevin, we would like to leave you alone. We really would. You’re awful and we feel depressed everytime we have to write about you, but if you do things like leave enraged, barely grammatical divorce notes on shower stalls in your dressing rooms, you force us to come back for more. Help us help you: Stop doing shit like this.

The note, which K-Fed reportedly scrawled on the shower door in his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago the day after Britney filed for divorce, reads: Today I’m a free man. Ladies look out. Fuck a wife. Give me my kids bitch! Of course, it could be fake but the celebrity handwriting experts over at US Weekly claim they’ve compared the signature on the note with one they know to be authentic and the two match. So that confirms what, that Kevin is as much of an embarrassment to himself as we originally thought? Wonderful.