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Carol Channing Damages Her Relationship With God, Gays?

11/14/06, 12:47 pm EST

Carol ChanningAny vaguely sensible star knows that you’ve not truly made it until the drag queens start impersonating you. But Carol Channing, who has earned a coterie of crooning women-who-happen-to-be-men performing as versions of her in their acts, has angered many of her most committed fans by lashing out at the gay community. In a recent interview with The Gay People’s Chronicle Channing was asked about her relationship with her gay fans and reportedly said: “I don’t think about them. They’re terribly loyal to me. But I’m knee-deep in the Bible and you know what it says about that.” That sort of talk is enough to warrant a bitch slap or five, but Channing didn’t stop there. “I don’t think about [gay rights]” she apparently went on to say. “If they can’t take care of their own problems, why should I bother. It’s not my problem.”

Meanwhile, we’re worried about the effect fallout from this will have on Channing’s career. (Former fan Perez Hilton’s comment? “It’s okay. Channing is 85. She’s gonna die soon.”) Even more concerning, though, is Channing’s relationship with God, which may not be as solid as she thinks. When asked if she goes to church every Sunday, Channing replied: “No. I am too busy creating.” Skipping church to produce material enjoyed by cardinal sinners on their way to hell can’t get you right with God, we’re thinking.


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Oh No She Diiiiiin't!!! | 11/14/2006, 1:34 pm EST

Girl just did a Donna Summer. Never turn your back on the queens. Tsk task.

there is NO GOD & GAYS are | 11/14/2006, 2:09 pm EST

SILLY! I AGREE W/ HER WHO CARES ABOUT GAY RIGHTS WHY SHOULD I BOTHER?NOTHING AGAINST GAYS BUT ITS NOT MY BATTLE!

Ken Vail Jr. | 11/14/2006, 2:31 pm EST

who the hell cares!

Ne-Gro | 11/14/2006, 2:33 pm EST

It’s a man baby!

Bob | 11/14/2006, 2:37 pm EST

Carol Channing is still alive? Next you’re gonna tell me Abe Vigoda is still around. Oh, wait….

Kliffee | 11/14/2006, 2:40 pm EST

Someone needs to WAAAAAAAARSH her vagina!!

Anonymous | 11/14/2006, 2:46 pm EST

lalal funny…
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precha | 11/14/2006, 2:50 pm EST

so u have nothing against gay people? what if u had a brother whos gay or mabey even a duagter? then i bet u would!

Right On! | 11/14/2006, 2:54 pm EST

This article is almost as funny as drag queens thinking people can take them seriously! It’s only cool to be gay cause Hollywood says so. Anyways, just because she isn’t going to church doesn’t mean she doesnt have a good relationship with God. I know plenty of losers who go to church on Sunday and on Monday they forget God even exists, God is not in church, God is everywhere. So I am sure there are plenty of awesome people out there who love God and don’t go to church.

Carol Channing needs a changig | 11/14/2006, 3:24 pm EST

Carol Channing can barely change her own Depends. So yeah, why should she care about a following still paying her Convalescent home bills. Does she or any other Redneck realize that the bible doesnt even say anyting about gay people. If you can find a specific quote saying that..i’ll give them a THOUSAND DOLLARS. …i’m waiting.

hrsan | 11/14/2006, 3:31 pm EST

Bushlicker,

You would only fail as a father or brother if you use your prejudices to ruin your relationship with your daughter or brother.

Lobsters | 11/14/2006, 3:31 pm EST

Who the hell cares about Carol Channing? I guess anyone, no matter who they are, gets slammed by Rolling Stone for being anything less than worshipful of gays.

Diva | 11/14/2006, 4:18 pm EST

Well, hello to you, Dolly! It’s nice to see that you have finally sprung yourself from the convalescent home to enlighten the world with your infinite wisdom. Now, would you shut the hell up and return to oblivion? I think the nurses have some new moccasins for you to mend.

Huh? | 11/14/2006, 4:31 pm EST

Yes, it’s really cool to be gay these days: all the bashing…the discrimination…the hatred. Yeah, it’s so cool I wonder why more people aren’t out-of-the-closet. Ah, teenagers–I guess it’s now cool to be uncool.

Poindexter | 11/14/2006, 4:51 pm EST

Personally, I don’t care what that old mummy thinks.

Daniel L. | 11/14/2006, 5:01 pm EST

Incredible rock journalism Goodman. What we need now is Charles Nelson Rileys opinion on the whole topic.

Why should she care? | 11/14/2006, 5:19 pm EST

Does everyone support gun control or animal rights? No, only those with invested interests. This doesn’t mean condoning gay bashing, it just not supporting gay rights… and as for the credibility of the bible (or the torah), Lev. 18:22

Huh? | 11/14/2006, 6:40 pm EST

Why should she care? Let’s see: Well, it seems the gay community has been very supportive of her bad singing and awkward dancing over the years. So, unless she wants the gay community to stop seeing her in revivals of ancient musicals, she best know on which side her toast his buttered.

Huh? | 11/14/2006, 6:52 pm EST

“is” buttered; not “his” buttered. Sorry about the typo.

Rob | 11/15/2006, 12:48 am EST

BushLicker ftw!

Kliffee | 11/15/2006, 8:53 am EST

Someone needs to WAAAAAAARSH her vagina!!!

Marie | 11/15/2006, 9:48 am EST

I say “let Borat take care of the Hag”

waiting for my 1000 | 2/21/2009, 4:45 pm EST

leviticus 20:13

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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