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Panic! at the Disco Ape Pirate Chic From Keith and Johnny

11/9/06, 2:28 pm EST

We’re aware that some people actually attend Panic! at the Disco shows for the music. But for us, the rush is all about the theatrics. Will it be a naked androgynous-looking boy or girl in platforms splaying his or her parts out on Brandon Urie’s piano while he pounds the keys, ascot blowing in the wind? Who can say, really. But what we can discuss, for now, is what the band is wearing on their current tour (pictured above). Let’s go with gay pirates as the ostensible theme here? Surely it won’t be long before Hot Topic shoppers are inundated with artfully torn poet shirts and suede pants that lace up the sides.


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Baby Jesus | 11/9/2006, 4:49 pm EST

This makes Baby Jesus cry..

Maybe... | 11/9/2006, 4:55 pm EST

But it makes me wanna screw ‘em.

matt | 11/9/2006, 4:58 pm EST

they look like a bunch of assholes. Plus their music sucks

heavyhitter | 11/9/2006, 5:04 pm EST

fuckin’ girly-men…..

charliemapleton | 11/9/2006, 5:14 pm EST

Sophisticated,mysterious-they know how to combine their songs with their style and performances in the most perfect context.

ROG | 11/9/2006, 5:19 pm EST

I think this just made Rolling Stone the DUMBEST magazine I’ve ever read. Seriously, I actually feel DUMBER having just read the headline and teaser.

Mike27 | 11/9/2006, 5:29 pm EST

I know, why dont they stick to bands that have at least some talent. just even a shred

Aaron D. | 11/9/2006, 5:40 pm EST

I know everyone will hate me for this, but I actually like Panic. They’re not my absolute favorite by any means, but I think they’re pretty good. However, I cannot stand their image. It’s reeks of the bloated pretention that I wouldn’t even accept from U2, let alone a band with a single album under its belt.

The “I Write Sins, Not Tragedies” video made me want to shoot myself in the face. Thank goodness the Foo Fighters are still making videos.

Gracie | 11/9/2006, 5:42 pm EST

Dude, gay pirates would be awesome!!!

Ash | 11/9/2006, 5:43 pm EST

Yo Rog: Dumb people read the magazine, so therefore they must appeal to the masses. Unfortunately.

psychedelic.phunk | 11/9/2006, 5:52 pm EST

listen, i actually like panic! and i don’t think ur givin them a fair go just because they bring something different to the table. they should be credited for what they have achieved at such a young age.. it would be pretty boring if all rock brings to the tube is head-banging, tongue-stiking musicians… appreciate rather than diss.. rock on panic!

Mykl | 11/9/2006, 5:55 pm EST

the music and image don’t meet.

thumbs down

sam | 11/9/2006, 5:58 pm EST

It’s the Emos of Penzance!

sober and sad | 11/9/2006, 6:02 pm EST

im not an uber fan but some on they do make alright music don’t blatantly slate them if your gonna do an article, just give a low rating or what ever however short

emo is lame | 11/9/2006, 6:03 pm EST

bands like panic have succeeded in ruining music. rock is officially dead.

ROG | 11/9/2006, 6:07 pm EST

I just wish it were about THE MUSIC. I dig Panic. I just don’t give a fuck what they wear. I don’t understand why it matters AT ALL, let alone enough to warrant a featured article on this website.

§mith...or smithy | 11/9/2006, 6:23 pm EST

HEY I WAS PANICING AT THE DISCO BEFORE ALL YALL!!!!!

lol jk

ian | 11/9/2006, 7:06 pm EST

Anyone who likes Panic! At The Disco should shoot themselves. They are quite possibly the worst band of all time and if you think that they are good, you obviously have no idea what good music is.

boo boo | 11/9/2006, 7:17 pm EST

speaking of ape this band can suck my banana!!!!

Jeff | 11/9/2006, 8:27 pm EST

I’d certainly be up for a Panic! orgy, but I’d leave if they started playing with any other instruments than the ones they were born with.

Keef's Pick | 11/9/2006, 11:01 pm EST

Emo is for people who are too young to know any better.

gabby | 11/10/2006, 12:11 am EST

i love panic at the disco!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al Gore | 11/10/2006, 12:20 am EST

Look at me! My comment is so important! Hopefully there will be a lot more so I can read them all. I rule, anyone who disagrees with me is stupid.

HipsterScienceAlgebraEquations | 11/10/2006, 1:14 am EST

That is simply put…gay. Nough said.

Kate | 11/10/2006, 7:37 am EST

Theatrics eh? I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t pay money to see them. good acting/dressup stunt or not…their music isn’t great or even all that good. That sort of counts when you PLAY MUSIC FOR A LIVING.

CAPacelli | 11/10/2006, 8:47 am EST

just when you thought panic couldnt get any gayer…

Ray Ray | 11/10/2006, 9:13 am EST

I’m sorry. Panic At The Disco should be the house band in some Provincetown (P-TOWN) Dive Bar. They do resemble gay pirates hencee BUTT PIRATEESS muahah

they ROCk | 11/10/2006, 11:17 am EST

Shutup you hatera let’s are you go 2X platinum bitches .

SATAN | 11/10/2006, 12:56 pm EST

EMO IS LIKE RAP
THEY’RE NOT MUSIC

Steve the Pirate | 11/10/2006, 1:09 pm EST

TRAVESTY AHOY! AARR!

P.S., Al Gore, we must defeat ManBearPig.

Big Bob | 11/10/2006, 2:48 pm EST

they look like what bill shakespeare would’ve looked like if he were gay, more whiney, and strung out on heroin

pk | 11/19/2006, 3:08 pm EST

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME IT’S NOT
EMO, IT’S GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

p!atd girl 101 | 12/17/2006, 3:15 pm EST

how could anyone say things like this? panic! at the disco rocks and they’re soooooo hot!

emo cheerleaeder | 2/2/2007, 8:20 pm EST

i’m going to take one for the team
i don’t no what fuck your all talking about if you’ve ever read there poems and lisento them speck you know their poets and deep speck from their hearts and care what happens that is why i love them and no one can change my mind ilove brandon urie yaeh

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