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Shakin’ It Like Shakira: Harder (And More Dangerous) Than It Looks

11/8/06, 2:59 pm EST

Had we known there was such a thing as a Shake It Like Shakira contest we obviously would have mentioned it before. That’s not the kind of thing you hide. Here’s what we’ve learned: These events, held, apparently at Calico Jack’s Cantina on 42nd Street and Second Avenue in New York City, among other places, require a $35 entry fee but the winner can take home as much as $250. Before you pull our your gypsy skirt and start swiveling in the mirror be warned: This shit is dangerous.

Back in July a young woman from New Jersey named Megan Zacher celebrated her twenty-second birthday (after only one and a half-cocktails or so, she claims) by shaking her ass in Calico Jack’s contest. She climbed up on the bar and was dancing when she fell, resulting in a torn ligament in her knee that required surgery. Now she’s suing the bar for what her lawyer is calling “negligent, reckless and careless” behavior. Look: If you’re the sort of person who wants to enter a Shake It Like Shakira contest you’d better at least pretend you were 800 sheets to the wind before you agreed to participate, and if you were that drunk there’s no way it’s the bar’s fault you fell. Megan, are you getting our message? No matter how much you get in the shakedown, it’s not worth as much as what you lose reminding the world you paid $35 bucks to imitate a mediocre pop star’s moves on the bar at Calico Jack’s. Get out now.


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Leopold | 11/8/2006, 4:23 pm EST

Me like to give a this Meagan girl a massage.

9 | 11/8/2006, 4:28 pm EST

I can shake it like Shakira and by shake it I you a margarita and by shakira I mean drink it.

critics sssss | 11/8/2006, 6:26 pm EST

mediocre pop star. that’s a little unfair to say about shakira. how about the mediocre writings of meaning less C*** by Elizabeth goodman. that’s more accurate

nyeh | 11/8/2006, 6:30 pm EST

leave the shaking to the pro’s.

threapy | 11/8/2006, 7:09 pm EST

she is a gutter slut just like bob dylan

MV | 11/8/2006, 7:11 pm EST

E. Goodman has her head up her ass. Shakira is by no means a “mediocre pop star.” She’s a multiple Grammy award-winning artist who is, at least, fully involved in the recording process as a composer, songwriter, and producer. The fact that she is immensely popular doesn’t mean she sucks. I wonder if this thrid-rate reporter has listened to any of Shakira’s albums?

CAPacelli | 11/8/2006, 7:18 pm EST

id hit it

DAC | 11/8/2006, 7:28 pm EST

Shakira may be a pop star, but she is NOT mediocre. Get your head out of your @$$. Or learn Spanish, perhaps.

Stewie Griffin | 11/8/2006, 7:39 pm EST

I say, I suppose your community college education entitles you to write whatever you please as long as your boyfriend, the bouncer of said bar, keeps you fresh in crack. Keep up the good work, Liz. You’ll earn your mother’s love yet. Hopefully she appreciates lies as much as your “mediocre” writing. Go Shakira!

lloyders | 11/8/2006, 10:04 pm EST

i agree with liz- about the fake- a** drunk woman and her suing the bar and the hot, so-so singer…and what’s with the woman paying $35 too? she was probably embarrassed and wants payback-ya know?

LENIN | 11/8/2006, 11:05 pm EST

i like

chandan maheshwari | 11/9/2006, 5:17 am EST

will u marry me i m more sexy than u………….

baba o riley | 11/9/2006, 7:58 am EST

… and the die hard shakira fans come out of the woodwork. who knew they existed? run elizabeth, run!

Powder Donut | 11/9/2006, 8:10 am EST

I enjoy Rolling Stone for the politics, but you’ve lost your credibility when it comes to music. I’m not specifically referring to this article. It’s just that this article further illustrates the problem. Nobody cares about Shakira, but we care even less about dumb bitches who try to immitate her.

Here is a rule of thumb for rock journalism: people want to know what’s new. We don’t need you to tell us about the new U2 album, or Justin Timberlake. We look to music magazines to inform us about what we might be missing. Focus on discovering new talent please.

maddox | 11/9/2006, 8:32 am EST

I agree with the powder man

PT | 11/9/2006, 9:31 am EST

irrelevant.

SATAN | 11/9/2006, 11:08 am EST

SHAKIRA IS MY GOD

PeteR | 11/9/2006, 10:33 pm EST

Mediocre pop star? Whatever, mediocre writer Elizabeth Goodman1

Anonymous | 7/28/2008, 2:38 pm EST

Spell Check people, Spell Check!
Cj

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