Former Mrs. Barker Shanna Moakler apparently threw herself a divorce party at the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas. Though she was officially celebrating her separation from former husband Travis Barker she also reportedly told People she never thought she’d be getting a divorce. “At the end of the day, this isn’t the worst thing in my life,” Moakler apparently sniffed. “This is how I’m showing the world that divorce is okay. It doesn’t have to be the end of your life.” Yeah, nothing says “I’m over it” like a cake featuring a knife-wielding bride and a bloody groom.
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Comments
Hugh Jakauck | 11/6/2006, 4:44 pm EST
Ummmmmmm, whore much?
You know this elementary school graduate will no doubt hook up soon with another rock star / celebrity to help pay for all the impending plastic surgery and to support hersel and her children to the “lifestyle” that she has become accustomed to.
She is going to make some guy very un-happy.
marc | 11/6/2006, 4:48 pm EST
She married a retard and now you give her space on your web site. Your motto rolling stone is any news that fits, but this fits in some tabloid shit, not here. That Travis dude is sporting like a 70 IQ not to mention his band sucked. They made music that sounded like Green Day’s kids jamming.
Trent Jones | 11/6/2006, 5:19 pm EST
She is so hot, i would like to take her home with me and show her some of my trick. i would make her moan like she never has before.
HipsterScienceAlgebraEquations | 11/6/2006, 5:28 pm EST
thats not cool. but I hope the cake taste good because it would be a tradeoff for how well the marriage didn’t do. What did Kristen Dunst say,”Like Let them eat that cake,” giggle, hairtoss.
Sean | 11/6/2006, 6:10 pm EST
I think it is very sad that a pathetic story such as this is even worth covering when there is so many more important things in the world going on. Maybe Ms. Moakler should have taken the money she used to throw herself this “party” and donated it to charity instead.
nowayJose | 11/6/2006, 6:11 pm EST
We’ve seen this movie. It’s Pam 2.0. In 30 days if she’s not doin’ another rock star, it’ll be some 90 year old gazillionaire with a terminal illnesses…
TCC | 11/6/2006, 6:22 pm EST
never heard of her
sammers55 | 11/6/2006, 6:32 pm EST
same song, different verse. Moakler needs to go hang with anna nicole and learn so dufuss ideas…..
Sean Penn | 11/6/2006, 8:47 pm EST
That B***H needs a slap.
rockstrsbaby678 | 11/6/2006, 8:48 pm EST
i’m sort of wondering who gives a care here…
DJ M | 11/6/2006, 8:59 pm EST
girl forget him is all i gotta say.
Ryan P | 11/6/2006, 11:42 pm EST
Sometimes bitches need a good shaking…case in point.
aussie1 | 11/7/2006, 2:52 am EST
how come the guy doesnt get a mention as being a shit it takes 2 to stuff up a marriage or 1 cheater…. she is trying to make some $$$$ and advertise herself as a free agent…..as for the sicko that wants to make her moan…look in the mirror… as for the person that suggested donate to charity… you give hope to the human race…
Cary | 11/7/2006, 3:55 am EST
When will celebrity couples realize, reality show equals breakup.
Caprice | 11/7/2006, 8:45 am EST
Who is Shonna Moakler? Who is Travis Barker? Why am I supposed to care about these people? STFU.
Caprice | 11/7/2006, 8:46 am EST
No seriously? Are these people “celebrities”? I hadn’t noticed.
SATAN | 11/7/2006, 10:22 am EST
VOTE REPUBLICAN
Chris | 11/7/2006, 12:43 pm EST
That photo reminds me of an old monty python skit, where they portrayed BBC as being so hard up for showing anything worthwhile that they set up cameras along a highway and just filmed traffic going by.Then the announcer said “coming up at 5 PM, The north hampton bypass!!!!”.
care bear | 11/7/2006, 2:26 pm EST
i dont even know who this woman is who ever she is she is hot!!

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