Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now – The Smiths

“Oops…I Did It Again” Britney Spears

who cares by rolling stone sux

I Don’t Like the Drugs, But the Drugs Like Me – Marilyn Manson

I Want You So Hard (Boy’s Bad News) – Eagles of Death Metal

Have A Cigar – Pink Floyd

Something’s Gone Wrong Again – Buzzcocks

Skeletons of Society – Slayer

Dead Man – Pearl Jam

Ted, Just Admit It – Jane’s Addiction

backdoor man

Liar – Three Dog Night

“Secret Lover” by the Isley Brothers

Bend Over, I’ll Drive – The Cramps

“Crystal Closet Queen,” Leon Russell
“Sermon,” Corey Glover
“Sinful Love,” Blue Oyster Cult
“Hanky Panky,” Chicago
“Get My Rocks Off,” Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

“Disarm” – The Smashing Pumpkins
“Here it Goes Again!” – Ok Go
“Like A Prayer” – Madonna

Green Day- “Geek Stink Breath”

I’m on a roll
No self control
I’m blowing off steam with methamphetamine

Church of the Poisoned Mind – Culture Club

Living after midnight…

I think he would favor the Pat Boone version, being a pastor and all.

“I took the city ’bout one A.M, loaded, loaded
I’m all geared up to score again, loaded, loaded
I come alive in the neon light
That’s when I make my moves right

Living after midnight, rockin’ to the dawn
Lovin’ ’til the morning, then I’m gone, I’m gone”…

No woman, no cry – Bob Marley

“Double Life” – The Cars
“Jesus He Knows Me” – Genesis
“Would I Lie To You?” – Eurythmics
“Temptation Waits” – Garbage
“Original Sin” – INXS
“Alex Descends Into Hell For A Bottle Of Milk” – U2
“Dirty Mind” – Prince
“Why Can’t I Be Good?” – Lou Reed
“God Damn Me” – Filter
“Good And Evil” – David Byrne
“Sinner’s Prayer” – Ray Charles
“Tempted” – Squeeze
“In The Closet” – Michael Jackson
“Losing My Religion” – R.E.M.
“I Buy The Drugs” – Electric Six
“Tryin’ To Get To Heaven” – Bob Dylan
“Lies” – The Thompson Twins
“Wages Of Sin” – Bruce Springsteen
“Bad Boys Get Spanked” – Pretenders
“Forgiven” – Alanis Morissette
“Secret” – Madonna
“Heaven Is 10 Zillion Light Years Away” – Stevie Wonder
“Mr. Bad Example” – Warren Zevon
“Oh Father” – Madonna
Anything by Disturbed
“I Say A Little Prayer” – Aretha Franklin
“Comforting Lie” – No Doubt
“Skeletons” – Stevie Wonder
“Straight To Hell” – The Clash
“Cleanin’ Out My Closet” – Eminem
“The Cross” – Prince
“Dirty Laundry” – Don Henley
“Heaven Help” – Lenny Kravitz
“Drugs” – Talking Heads
“(Don’t Worry) If There’s A Hell Below We’re All Going To Go” – Curtis Mayfield
“Secrets” – The Cure
“Saint Augustine In Hell” – Sting
“Shame” – Randy Newman
“Have A Talk With God” – Stevie Wonder
“Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey” – The Beatles
“(As Long As They’ve Got) Cigarettes In Hell” – Oasis

“Double Life” – Styx
“Lead a Double Life” – Loverboy
“Lowdown and Dirty” – Foreigner
“It’s a Sin” – Pet Shop Boys
“Vicar in a Tutu” – The Smiths
“Male Stripper” – Man to Man
“Call Me” – Blondie

Extra points to newnoise for “Ted, Just Admit It”!!!!

Let’s Hear it for the Boys – Denise Williams

Relax – Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Losing my religion – REM

Take a Walk on the Wild Side – Lou Reed

It’s So Hard to be a Saint in the City – Springsteen or Bowie, take yer pick

Babe, I’m on Fire by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

sin- nine inch nails

tell a lie- nine inch nails

Low Life – The Police

Sex Pistols – Liar
Meat Puppets – Scum
Dead Kennedys – Drug Me
Mark Lanegan – Methamphetamine Blues
Lucinda Williams – Get Right With God
The Clash – Cheat
Camper Van Chadbourne – Evil Filthy Preacher
Gutterball – The Preacher & the Prostitute

Karma Police – Radiohead
That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore – The Smiths
Positively 4th Street – Bob Dylan
Where the Boys all Go – The Rolling Stones
So What – The Anti-Nowhere League
Terrible Lie – Nine Inch Nails
Instinct Blues – The White Stripes

and of course, mega props to newnoise for Jane’s ‘Ted, just admit it’.

Its bad you know…R L Burnside

So I went and told her…

Louxy paster. He chould send to da jails. He no belongs to teach peeple of da church things. He chould jus be a goot guy, den he can be a church guy secondly. I’s dispoint in da way dees church guys do ther jobes. Smokin drugs and such. drinkin. All of that good time charlie. Ets no goot far da kids. Heshi, Du Heshi.

Bobby Brown goes down – Zappa

“Gay Bar” By Electric Six
“The Real Me” By The Who
“Heresy” By Nine Inch Nails
“Personality Crisis” By The New York Dolls

Jesus he Knows me: “Or the man I met last night”

Jane’s Addiction – “Ted, Just Admit It”

I’m surprised nobody’s yet mentioned…
“Creep” – TLC (or the cover by Afghan Whigs)

“Highway to Hell” by AC/DC
“Hooker with a Penis” by Tool
“Gay Bar” by Electric Six

and since Ted is going need to get to know a whole new community…

“Take Your Mama Out” by Scissors Sisters

“God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash or even “A Boy Named Sue”
“Addicted To Love” by Robert Palmer
“Get Right With God” by Lucinda Williams
and, of course, “Hooker With A Penis” by Tool

“many men” 50 cent
“you’ve got to hide your love away” the beatles
“simple twist of fate” bob dylan
“the man in me” bob dylan
“cleaning out my closet”eminem

King for a Day (Princess by Night) – Green Day

“House of the Risin’ Sun”…haha

totally…

The Biggest Lie–ELLIOTT SMITH
Relax–FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks–BLOODHOUND GANG
Mister Richard Smoker–WEEN

Caught With The Meat In Your Mouth–Dead Boys

We’re A Happy Family—THE RAMONES

For The line “DADDY LIKES MEN”

Definitely “Lola”- The Kinks, “Caress Me Down”- Sublime, “Feels Like The First Time”- Foreigner, “Hombre Religioso”- Mr. Loco (Nacho Libre soundtrack)

Nancy Boy – Placebo

The Fudge Punch – Wiseblood (Foetus)

Korn “Hypocrites”

This is insensitive and cruel. I know that what he did was wrong, but he doesn’t need your judgement passing to know that.

America’s obsessment with scandal is morbid.

I’m just impressed that somebody else still remembers Drivin n Cryin

Do You Want To Know A Secret – The Beatles
Tell Me Lies – Fleetwood Mac
Christmas Card to a Hooker – Tom Waits
Sneaky Feelings – Elvis Costello
Papa Don’t Preach – Madonna

50 cent – “candy shop”

Wes this fool voted against Gay marriage and is engaging in gay sex–he is a hypocrite and deserves what is coming to him. If two people love each other regardless of their sex they should be able to marry.

“I Wanna Know What Love Is” by Foreigner

And this isn’t just a scandal, Wes, it is exposing the religious right for the frauds they are. See ya in church!

HE IS SO HOT! I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE HIM HOME WITH ME!

Gay Messiah – Rufus Wainwright

The Damned – “Jet Boy Jet Girl”

“Caught With A Male Prostitute’s Penis In My Mouth Eventhough I’m Married With Children And A Pastor” by no one, i made that one up.

Missionary Man – Eurythmics
Relax – Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Leviticus – M’Shell Ndgeocello

I’m Coming Out-Diana Ross
Everybody Knows-Dixie Chicks
Live To Tell-Madonna
Forbidden Love-Madonna

A.C./D.C. by Joan Jett

Dueling Banjos from Deliverance

“Walk on the Wildside” Lou Reed

“Don’t Stop Me Now” Queen

holy roller novacaine- kings of leon.

Tom Robinson Band – Glad to Be Gay
God save the queer – Klatsch!

Outside – George Michael
Boby Brown goes down – Frank Zappa

Somebody to love – Queen

Yah wes tis guy es no goot. He try to had male sex with a guy and guy. That o,k. when yu don practis church things, but when yuo are church guy, don go to another guys assholes and try to stick your gorgi en it.

“I Wanna Be Consequence Free” – Great Big Sea

“I Know What Boys Like” – The Waitresses

“I bought meth and paid a male hooker for sex”-The Dixie Chicks

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus by Jimmy Buffett

On my knees for Goerge on monday morning on Saterday on my knees for Johnny – The Kinks

Its Gonna be a Long Night-Ween
The Tweaker-Moistboyz
Bombed-Mark Lanegan Band
Back Door Man-The Doors

Pink Floyd “SHEEP”

“Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.”

Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me -Elton John

Just out of curiosity, why do “social conservatives” have so much faith in their leaders?

Guys like Ted Haggard are taking advantage of you. The whole evangelical movement is the greatest con in history. Flash your pearly whites and say “Jesus” three times fast. Not only will people hand over their wallets, you’re also tax exempt!

No wonder their called “neo-cons”.

Not only is Johnny Cash’s ‘Ring Of Fire’ a great song about guilt and helpless passion, it’s also works as a perfect gay sex metaphor.

‘Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring’

“53rd & 3rd” by The Ramones
“Keep It Greasy” by Frank Zappa
“Daddy Should Have Stayed In High School” by Cheap Trick

Don’t Make Fun of Daddy’s Voice- Morrissey

“Don’t make fun of daddy’s voice, because he can’t help it. When he was a teenage boy, something got stuck in his throat.”

Sweet Head – David Bowie

Is this Jesus man like to touch other mens? with his sweet potato?
This mean he is the gay. So he gets a massaging from other men’s for money…why is bad? The other men’s need a job and he pay them.
This very good in Kazahkstan and we calls them altars boys for the Church. God love every body, unless you do sins, like with animal, then you must be burning with hell.
My best song for this mans is “I am women hear me roaring”…like a big Lion…no?

“Son of a Preacher Man”–Dusty Springfield
“Deeper and Deeper”–Madonna
“Body Strong”–Sylvester
“The Lie of Love”–Cristina
“Venus in Furs”–The Velvet Underground
“The Heart’s Filthy Lesson”–David Bowie
“Shake Yer Dix”–Peaches
“Identity”–X-R ay Spex