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Kiss Help You Brush Like a Good Boy (Or Girl)

11/6/06, 1:21 pm EST

Leave it to those Kiss dudes to be one of the first acts to jump on the Tooth Tunes bandwagon. These electronic toothbrushes play, in Kiss’ case, a full two minutes of “Rock & Roll All Night” so that you make sure to log in your prescribed brushing time. According to the Kiss site, “sound vibrations stream from the bristles through your teeth– so you can actually hear music inside your head! To increase the volume, simply increase your brushing pressure! The better you brush, the better the sound!” That’s actually awesome and we totally want one. Luckily we live in the state of New York, where this toothbrush is already available. Those of you who live anywhere else have to wait until 2007 to find these in your local drugstore.


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Evan | 1/26/2007, 3:54 pm EST

tooth tunes has Kiss tooth tunes should have Elton John

jonny | 11/23/2006, 7:04 am EST

jonny

-_-? | 11/7/2006, 3:14 pm EST

oh wow. i wonder how much money gene is hoping to make with this… their such coporate sluts // ((to agree with another marketing ploy)) advertising whores. their just planting another money tree in this generation.

theworldsforgottenboy | 11/7/2006, 12:28 pm EST

They can put out all the gizmos they want… simply it comes down to this… without ACE and PETER …KISS are nothing but a one note puppet show…. Tommy Thayer as “ACE”??? What a joke..
The power of ACE will haunt Simmons to his KISS casketed grave.

Ronnie James Dio | 11/6/2006, 7:01 pm EST

What? I think it’s a marvelous idea. Now all of the headbangers out there can stop looking like trailer trash tools with no teeth!

Anonymous | 11/6/2006, 4:17 pm EST

hmm, maybe gene simmons can shove it up his keister!

Another Marketing Ploy | 11/6/2006, 4:01 pm EST

PLEASE JUST STOP! ENOUGH ALREADY! WE GET IT, YOU’RE THE BIGGEST BAND (NOT TO MENTION ADVERTISING WHORES) IN THE WORLD.

Brian | 11/6/2006, 3:04 pm EST

Please, Ronnie James Dio, please make fun of this. I’m out of material.

Daniel L. | 11/6/2006, 2:01 pm EST

Gene Simmons invented the idea for teeth brushing.
I guess I’ll just suffer here on the beach in California until 2007 for my toothbrush. Luckily I smell like a guy who wears make-up in Kiss perfume.

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