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Jay-Z Cover Art Intimidates Us, Ryan Adams Serenades Autumn, Boy George Annoys

11/2/06, 2:19 pm EST

  • This gritty pic is reportedly the actual cover of Jay-Z’s forthcoming Kingdom Come album.
  • Ryan Adams has written us all another new wacky song. This one seems to be in honor of autumn in New York City and Princess Leia.
  • Robert De Niro and 50 Cent are in talks to star together in New Orleans, a thriller that centers around one officer’s misperception that his partner died in Hurricane Katrina. We suggest that De Niro rent Get Rich or Die Tryin’ and rethink.
  • House of Carters stars Aaron and Nick Carter apparently cancel a promotional trip to Australia for no particular reason whatsoever.
  • Boy George accepts Q Music Award for “Karma Chameleon,” thereby pissing off former Culture Club bandmembers who co-wrote the song. It’s war.
  • As if we needed further evidence that record companies are evil: They’ve allegedly begun going after the children of adults they’re already suing. The worst part? One of these kids could get busted for downloading Offspring’s “Pretty Fly (for a White Guy).”
  • Ludacris has reportedly signed on to executive produce a new TV series “Halls of Fame” about two young, female, performing artists suffering growing pains. As part of his deal Ludacris will write original music for each episode and appear in a reoccurring role. Who’s heart will he break first?

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Adam | 11/2/2006, 3:05 pm EST

Biggie Smalls…Biggie Smalls…Biggie–oh wait, Hova can’t do it! He’s too freaked out!

Bob-O | 11/2/2006, 3:30 pm EST

poor deniro

Dude | 11/2/2006, 3:51 pm EST

Someone tell me why we should pay attention to Ludacris

BaLLzOnYa | 11/2/2006, 4:31 pm EST

Ohhh my god deniro what are you thinkin….. next he’ll be gettin cosmetic sugury to remove his mole from 50’s ass. 50cent’s a joke, FUCKIN CLOWN SHOES

AMY | 11/2/2006, 5:11 pm EST

HOT!!! JIGGAMAN

Jake | 11/2/2006, 5:53 pm EST

DeNiro, man, come on. You used to be in films like The Godfather Part 2, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas and Heat. Now it’s all Meet the Parents and movies with 50 Cent. What happened to you? Why do you have to make it so embarrassing to be a fan of yours?

grievous pimp | 11/3/2006, 5:27 am EST

i like the new ryan adams song.
shits real.

grievous pimp | 11/3/2006, 5:30 am EST

that jay z record cover reminds me of the cover of the second belle and sebastian record. . .
HOVAs feelin sinister. . .

SATAN | 11/3/2006, 10:24 am EST

JAKE, WHEN PEOPLE GET AS OLD AS DENIRO, THEY GET STUPID

charliemapleton | 11/3/2006, 1:32 pm EST

Album cover seems self-explanatory:Bold,honest and showing that he’s always on a mission(that of course is owning the mic and his own piece of the rap game).LL,RZA,Rakim- many mean mugs that have (and still do) eventually mean business.

15 MINUTE BOAST:11/21 y’all!

Chris | 11/3/2006, 1:54 pm EST

Poop

Jay-Z | 11/3/2006, 2:14 pm EST

I am a monkey

SATAN | 11/3/2006, 2:15 pm EST

WHO IS IMPERSONATING ME? SOME PETULANT CHILD?

SATAN | 11/3/2006, 2:34 pm EST

I LOVE ANUS

Tara | 11/4/2006, 4:42 am EST

That Jay-z cover is tyte, shows what we should be expecting Hot and of the hinges!!!!!!!

Pablo | 11/4/2006, 4:44 am EST

All I can Say about the Jay-z cover…………..HOT!!!!

jonny | 11/20/2006, 12:24 pm EST

jonny

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