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Our New Issue: Diddy Exposes Himself, Hinder Get Laid and Dr. Evil Will Save the World

10/31/06, 8:35 am EST

Sean Before we debut this week’s cover image (and more of Maureen Dowd’s stunning report on America’s Anchors, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert) we’re unfurling three other choice moments from the new ROLLING STONE, which hits stands Wednesday in New York and L.A.; Friday everywhere else.

  • The Hip Hop Report: Diddy, Lady Sov, Young Jeezy, Nas and all that’s hot on the streets this year

    Sean “Diddy” Combs: “I’m going to expose myself to you tonight. Not in a physical way, ha-ha, but I tell it all to you.”
    Nas: “Music is dead . . . We’re nothing compared to the guys who came before us.”
    Lady Sov: “I’m not a fucking alcoholic, but I like to have a laugh.”

  • Strippers, Jager shots and self-immolation with Hinder, America’s biggest new band:

    “Someone plays a Snoop Dogg song on an iPod attached to speakers, and after some unconvincing protestations of shyness, Krystal unties her polka-dot top. She starts giving Hanson [Hinder's drummer] the kind of lap dance that explains why strip clubs need bouncers . . .”

  • A plan to stop global warming by a guy named “Dr. Evil”:

    “Because of the secret nature of his work, Lowell Wood is reluctant to talk about his personal life beyond the fact that he’s married and has a teenage daughter. He discusses his government research only in person or on secure phones or faxes, never via email . . .”


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Klaatu | 10/31/2006, 1:10 pm EST

Wow. Is that it? This is the first time I have been this completely disinterested.

cody | 10/31/2006, 1:46 pm EST

hinder sucks.

HipsterScienceAlgebraEquations | 10/31/2006, 2:18 pm EST

Hinder is a good rock band? Diddy wants to overexpose himself? Krystal is a strippers name? Lady Soveriegn and Nas are mentioned in the same article? Lowell is a nature dude who wants to stop global warming? What will happen to all of these people? Tune in to next weeks episode of as the Pop Culture world turns. May God save us all. Also in next weeks episode an in-depth look @ My Chem Hysteria and why ur teenage daughter might not just be shaving her legs.

Zachra | 10/31/2006, 5:23 pm EST

I was really hoping you guys wouldn’t mention Hinder ever again. My heart breaks.

kevin | 10/31/2006, 7:13 pm EST

Who the hell are Hinder, and why are they getting laid so much? If they play shitty music and the frontman’s name is Winkler, there should be no tail involved.

And again, they blow!

Sarah | 10/31/2006, 7:25 pm EST

Can’t wait for Maureen Dowd’s 60-inch love note to Stewart and Colbert. Yes, they are great, but when did it become acceptable to enlist a whiny, angry, liberal columnist to write such a piece, and pass it off as journalism? When are we going to see some objective, responsible reporting from you people?

Sarah | 10/31/2006, 7:28 pm EST

Can’t wait for Maureen Dowd’s 60-inch love note to Stewart and Colbert.

Since when do you get to disregard serving your readers with balance and objectivity and still call it journalism?

The only thing I learn from Maureen Dowd’s columns is the art of whining with no actual ideas on how to make things better.

Daniel Morton | 11/1/2006, 2:12 am EST

Hinter is not quite dumb enough to be appreciated by the adoring masses, but just dumb enough to be populer with a very dedicated and very annoying element of them.

SHiN | 11/2/2006, 4:13 am EST

talk about dumb. diddy does the dumbest shit in the world. and somebody nicknamed dr evil tryin to save the world? smells like irony if you ask me.

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