Someone’s finally stopped to think about how hellish we humans can be to those unsuspecting fruit come Halloween time, sitting out there all happy in the sun-drenched plotted rows of the pumpkin patch. This clip — a winner at Chicago Horror Film Festival — captures the untold agony in an epic pumpkin’s-eye-take on the dark carving ritual. Never again will we look at pumpkin innards the same. Nor will a six pack of Octoberfest and a carving knife ever be quite as sublime.
Comments
Edgar Allen Pumpkin | 10/31/2006, 7:46 pm EST
I will never eat pumpkin pie again. Or maybe I will. Its kind of like watching beef or chicken being processed. We lay off of it for maybe one day, but we always come back….
Drew | 10/31/2006, 9:27 pm EST
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!
BRAVO!!!
Warzawa | 10/31/2006, 9:49 pm EST
amusing
KR | 11/1/2006, 9:09 am EST
I always thought Pumkin was a vegetable and in the spirit of this clip does this now mean that I can no longer partake in an apple without causing undue agony to the fruit? Horrible situation, its a moral issue.
Porkchop Wilson | 11/1/2006, 9:27 am EST
I wept when I saw this clip. Oh the horror!
pumpkin head | 11/1/2006, 9:28 am EST
ummm pumpkin
me llllellklk m
nwark | 11/1/2006, 3:23 pm EST
For Gods sake, think of the pumpkins!
bill | 11/1/2006, 6:28 pm EST
No more octoberfest beer, now thats a horror
jitterbug | 11/2/2006, 12:05 pm EST
If anybody ever cut my nogin open and threw my inards all over the place I would cry. Salty, wet, delicious tears of which I can only pray they would soak my seeds in and bake for later consumption.
Vegetable torture: Those damn veggie tales things could stand to watch this video… then maybe they’d stop forcing their god on us. Damn annoying talking vegetables.
elia | 11/13/2006, 10:53 pm EST
my life is just an empty pumpkin shell…skin…whatever, you get the morbid point!

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