my life is just an empty pumpkin shell…skin…whatever, you get the morbid point!

If anybody ever cut my nogin open and threw my inards all over the place I would cry. Salty, wet, delicious tears of which I can only pray they would soak my seeds in and bake for later consumption.

Vegetable torture: Those damn veggie tales things could stand to watch this video… then maybe they’d stop forcing their god on us. Damn annoying talking vegetables.

No more octoberfest beer, now thats a horror

For Gods sake, think of the pumpkins!

ummm pumpkin

me llllellklk m

I wept when I saw this clip. Oh the horror!

I always thought Pumkin was a vegetable and in the spirit of this clip does this now mean that I can no longer partake in an apple without causing undue agony to the fruit? Horrible situation, its a moral issue.

amusing

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!

BRAVO!!!

I will never eat pumpkin pie again. Or maybe I will. Its kind of like watching beef or chicken being processed. We lay off of it for maybe one day, but we always come back….