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Our This Issue’s Cover? Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

10/30/06, 11:57 am EST

The biggest names in fake news give it to you straight. Get a taste of Maureen Dowd’s probing piece — and tune in Wednesday for a peek at the cover image and an excerpt of the full story, in the issue that hits stands nationwide Friday.

  • Colbert on truthiness: “I make up facts left and right . . . Liberals will come on the show and say, ‘Well, conservatives want this to be a theocracy.’ And I’ll say, ‘Well, why not, the Founding Fathers were all Fundamentalist Christians.’ And they’ll say, ‘No, they weren’t.’ I say, Yes, they were. And, ladies and gentlemen, if I’m wrong I will eat your encyclopedias.”
  • Stewart on taking political satire too far: “Here’s the way I look at it. Bush has uranium bunker busters, and I have puns. I think he’ll be okay.”
  • Colbert on Watergate: “I have tender feelings for Nixon, because everybody has warm feelings about their childhood. Actually, I didn’t like the Watergate trials ’cause they interrupted The Munsters.
  • Stewart on the ease of riffing on earnest politician Barrack Obama: “His dad was a goat herder! I’d rather make fun of somebody who is wearing their humble beginnings on their sleeve than somebody who has created a situation where casualties are involved.”
  • Colbert on meeting Bill O’Reilly: “He was very nice. He said, ‘I like you. You know why? You’re not mean-spirited like most of ‘em.’ And I thought, ‘Take me now, Jesus.’ I was so thrilled.”

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will | 10/30/2006, 1:07 pm EST

colbert and stewart have butt sex

Sal | 10/30/2006, 1:11 pm EST

but not with each other.

will | 10/30/2006, 2:07 pm EST

yes….with each other

Pulp | 10/30/2006, 4:14 pm EST

Will is a wishful thinker.

Slash is next floor down.

I moderate the Colbert Nation message board and this story has been made an announcement.

Get it.

steve | 10/30/2006, 4:54 pm EST

Colbert and Stewart are two biased liberal freaks………I will feel sorry for them when George Bush leaves office, because they will have nothing to write about……by the way im not a supporter of bush….and their jokes are not funny at all

steve | 10/30/2006, 4:50 pm EST

I like to lick emu testicles, and I enjoy Barbara Streisand.

CindyBoo | 10/30/2006, 5:19 pm EST

The Colbert team are hilarious, and stand on their own. I can take or leave Jo(h)n Stewart, but weekends without Stephen find me aching with anxious longing.
I would gladly be Tek Jansen’s woman #1002. Staying clean for Stephen…..

niggardly | 10/30/2006, 5:21 pm EST

ok here’s the down low

god

Palla | 10/30/2006, 5:22 pm EST

If you think Colbert’s shagging Stewart, you must not know of Paul Dinello…

Marisha | 10/30/2006, 5:51 pm EST

Words cannot express how excited I am about this.

Heather | 10/30/2006, 6:46 pm EST

“biased liberal freaks”? Do you realize Jon mocked Kerry during the ‘04 election process? Bush is the PRESIDENT, so yeah, he tends to come up a lot. He also happens to make controversial decisions (or lack thereof) and says a lot of dumb things. So once again, yeah, he comes up in comedy.

loveslash | 10/30/2006, 6:57 pm EST

whoever was the dumbass who said stephen colbert’s talents/popularity are simply riding on ridiculing bush obviously has not watched the colbert report…i really don’t care about the daily show but the colbert report is damn funny and if you did watch it (or if you actually got the jokes) you would know that colbert is evenly picking on every other group in america besides Bush himself, so everybody learns to take things just a little bit more lightly…and i think colbert is absolutely intelligent and funny so pull your far right head out and take a moment before you make ill-founded comments..thanks

Margaret | 10/30/2006, 7:26 pm EST

I wish Jon Stewart lived here in Australia – he’d like our politicians.

Lindsay | 10/30/2006, 7:35 pm EST

I dont know… For some reason I don’t really like when people refer to Jon as ‘the other one’ or comment ‘i love colbert but i can take or leave stewart’ and other related statements.. I LOVE Stephen Colbert, but I always want to point out that Jon’s the one who helped Stephen become the exact comedian he is today [straight from Stephen's mouth], and hell, Jon writes for The Colbert Report, which was somewhat his idea. To the people who think Jon is ’so much lesser’, Jon Stewart is a comedic legend, and only doesn’t seem so to people to young or misinformed to understand the underlying themes that most people miss.. I’m saying this, and I’m sixteen years old.. It’s sad that Stewart doesn’t get the credit. He at least deserves as much.
Alas, so ends my two cents.
Carry on.

loveslash | 10/30/2006, 7:39 pm EST

hey, good point Lindsay

the fool on the hill | 10/30/2006, 8:38 pm EST

am i tripping on acid? have i licked a tropical tree frog and drank a super sized peyote cacti jamba juice beverage! It literally blows my mind that there can actually be people who say they dont care for jon stewart and think colbert is obviously better then he is. I mean, i have such low standards for americans anyways, being one of them myself, but this is just so gratuitiously embarassing. So in conclusion, i thank people of your serf like intelligence for A) killing culture in america B) electing Bush and the Neocons C) reelecting bush D) and causing me to pretend im canadian when i go to muslim countries so i dont get ripped off on kebabs or whatever. 1

Pam | 10/30/2006, 10:25 pm EST

Come on, people.

We all know Jon and Stephen invite Paul to their “parties.”

Shruti | 10/30/2006, 10:27 pm EST

Okay, here’s the thing. Colbert is such an amazingly talented performer; he plays a wonderful character; because of this, he can say the most outrageous and outlandish things. A lot of Stewart’s show, on the other hand, consists of simply showing amusing clips from various news sources and laughing at them. I’m not saying I don’t like Stewart, because I do, tremendously. But Colbert has a much more interesting and lively personality that is evident in his show, and that’s why I prefer it to the Daily Show. Stephen has a broader range of talents (Jon has, I believe, called himself a one-trick pony before; this is, I’m afraid, a pretty apt description.), is wittier, funnier, and riskier, and just…better.

Laurens from Indonesia | 10/30/2006, 10:35 pm EST

Hey, I don’t know these comedians expect for the dude on your right-hand side of the photograph, but I bet they’d have a field day here in Indonesia. Come on to Indonesia.

dakota | 10/31/2006, 12:24 am EST

Thank god these guys are on t.v.It is a relief from the real news.This country is in the shitter and these guys make it o.k. ps FUCK BUSH

jack | 10/31/2006, 1:13 pm EST

pulp and loveslash…you guys need to get laid……quick!

cottonmouth king | 10/31/2006, 4:36 pm EST

theboth have fallen off lately, especially stewart. his show sucks, but it really sucks ” on weed”

peace east coast fucks

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