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Bono Wants Thee to Get Thyself to Church

10/27/06, 3:11 pm EST

First U2 betrayed us by converting all those jock fans during the band’s Unforgettable Fire era (they were OUR BAND until beer-bonging quarterbacks everywhere stole them!). And now this: Apparently U2’s music has become the lynchpin of a series of communion services conducted in Episcopal churches across the country. These ceremonies, called the U2Charist (no, we are not shitting you), use several of U2’s more epic, religion-heavy songs — beginning with “Pride (In the Name of Love)” — along with a slide show featuring shots of important civil-rights leaders like Rosa Parks and Gandhi. The desired effect is a very moving and hip church service. Honestly, this is kind of awesome. We would totally go to church more if listening to U2 records were involved. That’s what we’re doing on Sunday mornings anyway. (Well, the Stones are for Sunday. U2 is Saturday late-night whiskey shots, but you get our point.)

Reverend Paige Blair, the Episcopal priest behind this idea, wants to be clear that this isn’t some misguided Bono-centric cult she’s founded. “Are we worshiping Bono? Absolutely not. No more so than we worship Martin Luther when we sing ‘A Mighty Fortress Is Our God,’ ” the reverend said. Oh, and though the specifics of the ceremony change from church to church, an integral part of the service reportedly involves an offering to support Bono’s favorite causes: the eradication of global poverty and AIDS. He may not be evidence of the Second Coming, but Bono’s gotta be, what, Jesus’ third cousin or something. Right?


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adam | 10/27/2006, 4:19 pm EST

kick ass

BIT | 10/27/2006, 4:30 pm EST

Good for U2, good for us, good for God!

LoveU2 | 10/27/2006, 4:39 pm EST

WOOP! I would so go to church WAY more often if they played U2 during the services… I go to Contempary, which plays good soft rock music… but that will never beat out geing to go to a service where they played U2!

DT | 10/27/2006, 5:05 pm EST

Why shouldn’t church music be inspirational in the present tense, and not just sung because it inspired so many generations before

Daniel L. | 10/27/2006, 5:06 pm EST

I’ll stick with the good reverened Al Green. Could you imagine Bono at the pulpit.That would be a three hour plus cermon shut that guy up.

McGuire | 10/27/2006, 5:11 pm EST

i’ll go to hursch when they play the football pregame show

McGuire | 10/27/2006, 5:11 pm EST

thats church

Klaatu | 10/27/2006, 5:46 pm EST

I play guitar in my church’s band, and we have done several U2 songs, one by Green Day, one by Hoobastank. If a song says something worthwhile or communicates a truth, why shouldn’t it belong in church?

heavyhitter | 10/27/2006, 5:55 pm EST

They should do ‘Lemon’ in church.

Andrea | 10/27/2006, 6:03 pm EST

Oh my! That is a different kind of sellout. I prefer the rock that pisses off the churches like Manson.

gregorian | 10/27/2006, 6:19 pm EST

A well-written piece, Ms. Goodman. That last line had me chuckling.

I’ve often thought that the birth of U2 involved God looking down at rock and roll and saying, “Hey why should the devil get all the good music!”

Everyday | 10/27/2006, 6:38 pm EST

Would that half of the preachers around were as eloquent as Bono. He’s an amazing speaker.

Wally | 10/27/2006, 6:48 pm EST

That’s pretty cool that U2 is giving back to God for all of the blessings that He’s bestowed on them

SATAN | 10/27/2006, 7:02 pm EST

EVEN I SAY “THUMBS UP!!!”

kevin | 10/27/2006, 7:42 pm EST

U2’s get my vote of approval, but guy who played Hoobastank at CHURCH! Dude, what possible truth could Hoobastank communicate. Their name is frickin’ HOOBASTANK! If somebody played “The Reason” at church I might seriously consider becoming an atheist. I bet even God hates that song by now.

Justin | 10/28/2006, 1:27 am EST

My church is way too conservative to ever do anything like playing U2, and it is sad.

oh yeah | 10/28/2006, 9:36 am EST

I now love Jesus. Praise the lord!!!!

Tom | 10/28/2006, 11:19 am EST

U2 will be starting up their tour again that was postponed in March, 10 days from now. It will go on between Nov. 7th and Dec. 9th, and only U.S. show will be in Honolulu.

Timo | 10/28/2006, 11:36 am EST

“Lemon”? What a great suggestion.. made me laugh… how about “Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill Me” or “Miami” (Off of Pop)? Too over the top?

Paul | 10/28/2006, 9:25 pm EST

“Love is a higher law” (One). They should play that song at church for sure.

Kevin | 10/29/2006, 12:57 am EST

This is way cool, but it isn’t really anything new.

Many churches have been playing their music for years. There are even books out on their lyrics being used in sermons and their faith in general. It’s pretty incredible, actually.

I can honestly say they’ve played an important part in my own faith.

Danny | 10/29/2006, 3:44 am EST

Plain old church is bad enough. Now they’re adding U2 to the fire?

Mommy's Little Nightmare | 10/29/2006, 1:29 pm EST

Fuck, I would’ve loved it if they actually were worshipping Bono, that’d be a much better story, lol!
As it is, although I find it pleasantly surreal to see his (life-size) head on the front of church like this, it’s not illogical at all, given that I would consider U2 to be Christian Rock, just not always overt about it. Well, I guess there’s a place for it, and it’s making a lot of people happy, obviously.
I personally prefer my jesuses from suburbia.

Janet | 10/29/2006, 9:01 pm EST

They should use “Wake Up Dead Man.”

Stuporfly | 10/30/2006, 9:23 am EST

Good for Bono. His fragile ego can use the boost this will provide.

Andy | 10/30/2006, 2:55 pm EST

Gag.

bmacwire | 10/30/2006, 7:58 pm EST

I’ve been a huge U2 fan for many years and I consider Bono to be the C.S. Lewis of our generation. Still, I would no more want a C.S. Lewis mass than I want a Bono one. The gospel is the Good News, not the News of Bono.

;) | 10/30/2006, 8:02 pm EST

the irish are secretly taking over the world, watch out for us!!!

Laurens from Indonesia | 10/30/2006, 11:09 pm EST

GNR’s Madagascar would be another contender.

saldkfa | 5/31/2008, 2:49 pm EST

where is the church that always plays U2?

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