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Gene Simmons Tests Arousal Potential of Kiss Fragrance on 14-Year-Old Daughter?

10/26/06, 6:22 pm EST

Recently Gene Simmons was reportedly elaborating on the rationale behind the Kiss fragrance line Kiss Him and Kiss Her when he announced that “the idea initially was not just limited to fragrances, it was for everything head to toe.” Whoa. Like Jessica Simpson’s Dessert except made by leather-clad, collar-wearing, glam-metalists!? Awesome. We’re unclear about whether or not Simmons et al. actually plan to release the rest of the Kiss-endorsed products he mentioned (underarm deodorant, shampoo, body oils for him and for her) but we know Simmons has put a lot of thought into the scent in the Kiss line.

“What I did was listen to women,” Simmons explained. “Women would come over, and there’s lots of them, thank you. You ask them what they like. We must have had fifteen different fragrances on the table and they all veered to one or two of them and we finally decided on one,” he said of the process. “You’re talking to men, we’re Neanderthals. All we know is when the scent works with a woman, we get aroused and once we get aroused — that’s what women are here for.” Good to know. Hey Gene, how would you feel if someone, say, tested out this women-are-for-arousal-only theory on your fourteen-year-old daughter, Sophie? “The fact that [Sophie] uses Kiss fragrances every day when she goes to school, to the shark-infested waters of 14- and 15-year-old boys, tells me this is the real thing,” Simmons revealed. Um, ew?


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Zachra | 10/26/2006, 8:59 pm EST

What an ass.

To which Gene would reply, “A rich ass.”

Classy.

The Ox | 10/26/2006, 9:39 pm EST

I have no love for that “man.” He’s an embarassing step backwards in the evolutionary process, and gives all of us guys a bad rep.

James | 10/27/2006, 1:42 am EST

That first comment comes from a guy named “The Ox”……..Who’s stepping back in the evolutionary process ?

cody | 10/27/2006, 3:50 am EST

you guys are fucking snobs. gene simmons has done more for rock n roll then you’ve done for your community. well i guess in your case you have done nothing because
“it’s lame to do something” instead you’ve sucked your thumbs and proclaimed shitty bands like Tool to be great and you have nothign to show for it. except of course to admit without KISS there is no Tool.

pantero | 10/27/2006, 5:23 am EST

he`s the boss

plaster caster | 10/27/2006, 8:10 am EST

hey, gimme some fragance!!!!

he’s the man!!!

Rock n’Roll all nite and party everyday!!!!

Love cup | 10/27/2006, 9:30 am EST

Why not , the Kiss name can land on anything. Gene’s reality show is pretty good and I’m sure the fragrances are good too. I hope Kiss will reunite some day to do another original album. The last one with Gene,paul,Ace, and Peter was great!!

Steve | 10/27/2006, 1:22 pm EST

Sophie is hot. She looks like she is twenty one. I would do her.

Gwen | 10/29/2006, 4:18 pm EST

Maby some of us (women) got a different oppinion but I don’t think I would buy KISS-fregrance. They’ve done alot for rock n’ roll but….perfume, no thanx,not for me.

Fender USA1 | 10/29/2006, 7:23 pm EST

Gene Simmons would do P.T. Barnum proud, there is a sucker born every minute.

truant | 10/30/2006, 11:50 am EST

What do you expect? Jews have no shame when it comes to money. Next thing you know, three Brooklyn Jews will start a rap group and trick the world into taking them seriously… Maybe they could get another Jew to start their record company and produce their records… oh, snap.

MarienVince | 11/2/2006, 11:46 am EST

We love KISS!! We are going to see Paul Stanley and have our perfume bottles autographed – Can’t wait!!

Andrea | 11/2/2006, 4:29 pm EST

I think it’s hot that they have a fragrance! Gene is the man, and to have his “juices all over me” is even hotter

JO | 11/5/2006, 6:53 pm EST

GENE SIMMONS.
WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU GOING TO
BE AT PARISIAN IN BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA I CALLED THE STORE THE LADY TOLD ME THAT THE PEOPLE WHO
PRE-ORDERED WAS GUARANTEED A PICTURE WITH YOU SO I PRE-ORDERED
3 BIG BOTTLES OF YOUR FRAGRANCES
SO MY SON COULD HAVE HIS PICTURE
MADE WITH YOU SO MY DAUGHTER MISSED WORK AND WE GOT THERE AT 1:50 PM WE WENT AND PICKED UP MY
BAG AND SHE TOLD ME WHEN I CALLED
THAT THE PEOPLE THAT DID PRE-ORDERED WAS GUARANTEED THERE PICTURE EVEN IF THERE WHERE OTHERS
IN LINE EBFORE YOU LEFT AND WHEN
WE GOT IN FRONT OF YOU YOUR MANAGER TOLD YOU IT WAS TIME TO GO
GO MY SON IS TAKING GUITAR LESSONS
AND CAN PLAY SOME SONGS,IT WAS HIS
BIRTHDAY THE DAY YOU WERE THERE
AND HE WAS SO HAPPY TO GET TO SEE
YOU AND I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE A
GREAT ENCOURAGEMENT TO HIM,BUT
I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM BUT I GUESS
HE WAS TO BUSY TO SEE ME,WELL ON
MY WAY HOME I ALMOST CRIED HE ASK
ME WHAT WAS WRONG AND I TOLD HIM
I WAS SAD THAT HE DIDNT GET HIS
PICTURE WITH YOU,AND HE SAID MOM
WHEN I GET FAMOUS I MAY HAVE TO DO THE SAME THING,AND I TOLD HIM
TO ALWAYS KEEP HIS WORD,BUT THAT
NIGHT WHEN HE GOT READY FOR BED
HE SAID MOM I WISH I COULD HAVE
MADE WITH GENE SIMMONS AND I SAID I KNOW DID SO IF YOU CAN EVER MAKE
THIS UP PLEASE LOOK US UP
W.B.ALABAMA,YOU ONLY TURN 13 ONE
TIME AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE
BEST GIFT EVER ,HE LOVES YOUR MUSIC,ZZ TOP,VAN HALEN,DEF LEPPARD, KANSAS,JOE WALSH,BLACK FOOT,THE ALMAN BROTHERS,PINK FLOYD,BOSTON,GEORE THOROGOOD,
AEROSMITH,QUEEN,AC .DC,ERIC CLAPTON,GUNS AND ROSES,JOURNEY,
DEEP PURPLE,JOHN COUGAR,STEVIE RAY
VAUGHAN,FOREIGNER,AND OTHERS.
P.S. I DID FAX YOU AT THE NEXT
STORE YOU WERE GOING TO GOTTSCHALKS,AND THEN I CALLED AND
THE LADY YOU WERE GOING TO BE THERE AND SHE WOULD GET THE LETTER
TO YOU,PLEASE TRY TO GET WITH ME
I KNOW YOUR A VERY BUSY AND I KNOW
YOU LOOK FOR SO MANY WAYS TO MAKE
MONEY AND I KNOW I WOULD NEVER HAVE ENOUGH TO EVER PAY YOU BUT
I HOPE HE CAN SEE YOU SOON,
AND I HOPE YOU DO GET TO READ THIS. THANK YOU, IF YOU DO.

JO, W.B.ALABAMA.

Wonderland | 11/9/2006, 3:36 am EST

Kiss me, I smell famous

Obwohl KISS, die Kultband der 70er in letzter Zeit an Popularität eingebüsst hatte, scheint ihr Name noch genug prominent zu sein, um diesen der Kosmetikindustrie zur Verfügung zu stellen. Seit dem ersten Oktober 2006 gibt es in den USA den Rock-To…

Christine | 11/17/2007, 6:22 pm EST

Ok, Rolling Stone, This magazine is supposed to be about music, not marketing mogles. Dumb. Your mag has sucked since the eighties mostly other than a few good issues.

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