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Clip of the Day: The Men With Cramps Who Changed the World

10/24/06, 5:26 pm EST


We woke up this morning with a stronger than usual urge to listen to the Cramps. We thought perhaps it was something in the crisp autumn air that compelled us to go-go dance to “Bikini Girls With Machine Guns” whilst sipping our breakfast malt liquor beverage. But when we happened upon this clip expounding on the male cramp epidemic, we realized the universe was trying to tell us something. (Thanks, universe!) As you will learn from the serious and highly qualified authorities who speak in this video, cyclical non-uterine dysmenorrhea, i.e. male cramps, is an all-too common affliction that’s plagued some of the most notable men in history, including Abraham Lincoln, Louis Pasteur and the Reverend Fahrenheit. As one expert says, “[This] calls into question history — American history. World history. It calls into question the spelling of the word ‘history.’ “


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hfgold | 10/27/2006, 2:13 pm EST

History proves that “mail” cramps have prevailed throughout the existance of our own US Postal System. The “clog-ging” of the mail system has occurred many, many times especially during the Yuletide Season when overabundance created a situation where the system could not digest the heavy flow shoved into it, creating a gaseous atmosphere that prevaded the postoffices and the surrounding areas throughout the en- tire US Postal System. It was especially prevalent in the north where the crisp wintery air would be constantly fouled by emanations from the postal system, first when delivered by the Pony Express and their constipated horses and then by the 4 cylinder “male” delivery trucks.

gugshank | 11/1/2006, 2:45 pm EST

Even more interesting than the men in history that it affected, are the contemporary victims of CNuD, which you can see if you go visit the site now. It looks like they are going to keep updating it.

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