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Nick Zinner In Bed With the Horrors, Help Alice Cooper Locate His Sword, Paris Hilton and the Cannabis

10/23/06, 2:32 pm EST

Some reports claim that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are recording a record with the Horrors. Some claim YYY’s guitarist, Nick Zinner, is just gonna play on the Horrors’ debut. Still others say Zinner is producing the Horrors’ new album. And the word from the Horrors’ rep is that Zinner was in London producing two tracks on the goth punks’ long-awaited debut album. We don’t know what to believe anymore.
One of Alice Cooper’s prized swords (??!!) ended up in the crowd during a show in Pennsylvania this weekend. Alice would like his sword back. If you are in possession of it, email him and collect your reward ($500 and the chance to be photographed with Cooper and said sword). Just to be clear, you get to keep the picture, not the sword.
Doing a Google news search on Paris Hilton is scary. We embarked upon this ill-advised crusade to investigate rumors that she’s re-releasing her (flop of a) record around Christmas time, but in the process we also discovered that a) Rod Stewart would’ve bedded her back in the day, and that b) according to Nick Carter, she’s no good in bed unless she’s wasted. Carter’s comments seem a little suspish thought. He describes sex with Paris as “distinctly average” and refers to pot as “cannabis.” Now that’s not the vocabulary of the white trash Nicky we all know and love, is it?
Keith Urban has checked himself into rehab for alcohol dependency, with Nicole by his side. This comes dangerously close to violating the terms of that hard-ass prenup both parties signed.