Our old guinea pig Ruben (R.I.P.) looked a lot like this darling albino short-hair named Chubby, who is lovingly captured here singing his favorite hardcore metal song, “Guinea Pig” by Fear 44. We are way impressed by the level of creative commitment displayed in this clip — note the adept use of jump-cut and the dazzling special effects. We’re not quite sure about the musical choice (we know from our Ruben that albino guinea pigs tend to prefer smooth jazz) but whatever.