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Ice-T: Pornographic and Proud

10/18/06, 1:21 pm EST

If you’re gonna refuse to sell an album it had better be because it looks like this. (Not because some rocker said something mean but true about your prices.) The cover art for Ice-T’s new record, Gangsta Rap — which features Ice being half-straddled by his well-endowed wife — is remarkably raunchy, even for a man who appeared in a film called Frankenpenis. Page Six reports that stores across the country are refusing to stock the album unless measures are taken to obscure the pair’s nasty bits.

A representative for Melee Recordings, reportedly told the Post that the label is “going to have to place stickers over parts of the photo to avoid any problems.” For his part, the rapper is reportedly vaguely amused by the hoopla. “What can I say, I have been doing these kinds of things for years,” he said, adding, “you should see the picture when Coco’s leg is not there.” Coco, just for clarification, would be his stripper wife and Ice-T is referring to his apparently extremely impressive penis. It’s large. He wants you to know that.


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Rich | 10/18/2006, 2:06 pm EST

What’s the name of the album? Ahh…let me guess: “The Horn Dog and the Bimbo.”

McGuire | 10/18/2006, 2:10 pm EST

you’re pretty witty Rich.

> | 10/18/2006, 2:11 pm EST

Stock the album, no one is going to buy it. who gives a sh*t about Ice t

Sanchez | 10/18/2006, 2:22 pm EST

Would be a much more wicked cover with his wanna be tough guy Law and Order buddy Richard Belzer in his place on the cover…Sell like hot coco cakes.

cameron hodges | 10/18/2006, 2:36 pm EST

sell-out mutha. how can you call yourself “gangsta” when you portray a cop on TV?

peter | 10/18/2006, 2:36 pm EST

he’s over the fuckin’hill, who cares?

Dennis | 10/18/2006, 2:54 pm EST

John and Yoko were nude..this ain’t nude!

Edward Walls | 10/18/2006, 2:54 pm EST

If it feels good do it

Edward | 10/18/2006, 2:55 pm EST

If it feels good do it

gar | 10/18/2006, 3:07 pm EST

Big dick, big deal! He still sucks.

Josh | 10/18/2006, 3:16 pm EST

I just want to see his big dick. Forget about his music. Now move over Coco!

Love cup | 10/18/2006, 3:22 pm EST

Give it up for the boobs! Rap is not about sex, really. This is his best role yet. Television never understood his true smartness.Uhh!

:)

John | 10/18/2006, 4:32 pm EST

I hope the cover isn’ the best part of the album. Maybe it’s a smokescreen.

CAPacelli | 10/18/2006, 4:33 pm EST

i lol’d

Guns N Roses is BACK | 10/18/2006, 5:13 pm EST

The dawn of a rock revolution is upon us.. with the release of GNR’s new album Chinese Democracy, the worlds best band is back and better than ever!! Go to gunsnroses.com for more details

Anonymous | 10/18/2006, 5:27 pm EST

iiiiiil lllllll
i l i l l l
iiiiiil lllllll

boobs are huge

Adam | 10/18/2006, 5:43 pm EST

Um…”the inside of the ABLUM?”

Vanessa | 10/18/2006, 5:58 pm EST

Ha! I’d totally buy the album if it were Ice and Belzer on the cover. You’re so dirty, Sanchez.

SATAN | 10/18/2006, 6:11 pm EST

ICE-T IS TEN TIMES MORE GANGSTA THAN ANY OF YOU CHUMPS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT HIM…..JEALOUS ASS BUSTAS!!!! U BETTA RECAGNIZZIZE!!!

Dr. Monkey | 10/18/2006, 6:16 pm EST

chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water

Dr. Monkey | 10/18/2006, 6:16 pm EST

why does it say Iceberg?

Sgt. Pepper | 10/18/2006, 7:20 pm EST

First Ice, bashes Cops then he plays one on TV. What little tallent he had is gone. He’s become so low he’s had to use porn to sell s*uff like R. Kelly. Since he’s a “cop” why don’t he arrest himself for lewed conduct?… The Beatles RULE OK!

Hugh Jakauck | 10/18/2006, 8:10 pm EST

Ice T was done 10 years ago…why won’t he just go away? So he’s got a ho wife he found on the pole, who takes his tootsie roll up her ballon knot…he still ‘aint got no stank ta crank.
Now recognizize that playa!

Jolen | 10/18/2006, 11:48 pm EST

ewwwwwwwww

thewufs | 10/19/2006, 2:06 am EST

The Iceberg is almost 50 years old – believe it? Dude was already 30 when he started notching hit records. So what’s all this canard about “over the hill”? And nobody mentions that the man who helped invent “Gangsta Rap” soon learned how to do it without any sacrifice of conscience. I mean, just compare this relatively innocuous PR gambit to Ice Cube’s putatively good-natured yet ridiculously macho (not to mention covertly hostile) appearance at the “Hip-Hop Honors” show. I’ll grant that Cube is a better rapper, but if it’s positive role models or thinking human beings you’re looking for I’ll take Ice T any day. And still rapping at 49 is accomplishment and conceptual coup in itself.

Laurens from Indonesia | 10/19/2006, 4:32 am EST

Why don’t you fellows visit Indonesia with its lush paddy fields and beautiful villages. I’ll treat you on satay too. Come on guys.

Butler | 10/19/2006, 7:49 am EST

Lick my anus

Butler | 10/19/2006, 7:52 am EST

So… who is up for some nice sex with the Butmhister…!!

Hugh Jakauck | 10/19/2006, 1:12 pm EST

Props to thewufs for the use of the words “canard”, “innocuous”,
“gambit” and “coup”. Now that shit is gangsta! Ya heard?!
Word to your female parent.

rogerblack | 10/19/2006, 3:26 pm EST

*YAWN*

Mat Lloyd from the UK | 10/21/2006, 6:43 am EST

Wow amazing comments from people who haven’t done their research on Ice-T playing a cop on TV! Ice-T has been releasing records ona regular since he got in the Game. OG might be his best but I saw him at Reading Festival with Body Count and he blew the crowd away!!!

Mat Lloyd

TO COOL | 10/25/2006, 6:03 pm EST

SCREW Him…. PLAYING A COP ON TV!!! The same guy who claimed to be COP KILLA!! BUY HIS CRAP FOOLS !!!!!

To FUNNY | 10/25/2006, 6:06 pm EST

Must have alot of respect for his HOE!!! So much he put her almost nude on his scanky record album… Guess hes trying to get lil kids to buy his CRAP !!!

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