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Bono’s Hat in Purgatory, Madonna Says Butt Out, Justin: “Sexy” Is So Over

10/18/06, 4:38 pm EST

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  • Bono made an appearance at the high court in Dublin yesterday in order to testify in legal battle between the band and former stylist Lola Cashman. Cashman is in possession of several super-cool and valuable items of band memorabilia (like Bono’s Stetson from Rattle and Hum) that she keeps selling. Cashman claims the articles were gifts, the band claims they were not. The court will decide.
  • Madonna has written an open letter regarding the recent drama surrounding her adoption of David Bana — the one-year-old Malawian orphan. Basically, she claims that she has gone about the adoption process like any other potential parent and that we all should butt out.
  • We started reading this description of Justin Timberlake’s fashion line but couldn’t really get past the fact that the collection is titled “Street Sexy.” ‘Sexy’ is the worst word ever. It reminds us of mall-bought lingerie and cat-calling construction workers. Make it go away.
  • We don’t know what to make of the awkward and sad accusations made by (crazy lunatic fame-chaser) Heather Mills. The former Mrs. McCartney is turning into the hellion Stella always thought she was, accusing kind Sir Paul of extreme violence and weird rules about breastfeeding.

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Dale | 10/22/2006, 1:05 am EST

I had fried food again today for lunch. I know my doctor told me to cut down on it, but sometimes a chicken fried steak smothered in gravy just sounds good.

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