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Courtney Love’s Unlikely Personal Hero

10/17/06, 3:53 pm EST

According to a post on Courtney Love fansite Courtney-Love.org, Mel Gibson’s true role in Hollywood is not Resident Anti-Semite/Action Hero but rather Addiction Counselor to the Stars. A source close to Love reportedly said that Courtney considers Gibson a personal savior. Once, a year or so ago, Gibson apparently straightened Love out when she was in a bad place. “Gibson tried to enter her hotel room to help her but she would not let him in” this source reports. “He hung out until a delivery came to her room, and then he snuck in the door behind the delivery guy.” According to the source Gibson talked Love down and convinced her to go back to rehab. Then together they snorted all the smack the delivery guy brought and made out like teenagers. Just kidding.

So how did Courtney react when Gibson experienced his own global PR crisis this July? (If you just got back from Siberia or are otherwise pop-culturally clueless, Gibson was arrested for suspicion of drunk driving and hurled a colorful array of anti-Semitic slurs at the arresting officer.) “She will always love and admire Mel for what he did for her,” the source emoted.

It’s just a big circle of help-me-help-you celebrity love over there in Hollywood, as Courtney — perhaps in memory of that crazy night when Mel taught her to respect herself again — also recently offered her been-there-too empathy to Whitney Houston.


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tina harris | 11/3/2006, 12:52 pm EST

I feel happy Courtney is doing okay once again and wish her well. As for Mel Gibson, if he did help her, that was nice. I don’t like the stories regarding his extremist religious beliefs, but the again, as my Jewish grandma used to say when being dismissive, “I don’t have to go to bed with him.”
http://attu.typepad.com/ anarchic_universe/

Odingirl | 10/20/2006, 3:41 pm EST

Courtney, it will never matter what you say or do, you are a greedy, bat-shiat crazy liar responsible for the death of your husband and the nightmare that is your daughter’s childhood.

SATAN | 10/19/2006, 12:39 pm EST

SWEET, SWEET AXL, I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOUR GLORIOUS RETURN AS THE LEADER OF TRUE ROCK AND ROLL!!! SLASH, DUFF, AND MATT GET YOUR ASSES RIGHT AND REUNITE!!! SCOTT WEILAND CAN SING WITH AUDIOSLAVE AND CHRIS CORNELL CAN REUNITE NIRVANA.

Guns N Roses is BACK | 10/18/2006, 5:08 pm EST

Let the world fall to its nanananknees, Guns N Roses’ long awaited return to rock supremacy is upon us with the release of Chinese Democracy this November!

Beelay | 10/18/2006, 2:43 pm EST

Who cares about Guns’n'Roses and their make believe album.

george | 10/18/2006, 12:48 pm EST

i like to eat bugs.

John | 10/18/2006, 7:38 am EST

When’s the next pogram?

Chinese Democracy starts NOW!! | 10/18/2006, 1:25 am EST

The new Guns N’ Roses album, “Chinese Democracy” is set to hit stores before the end of the year…you can visit gunsnroses.com for all the latest news, performaces, and all of your ticket purchasing needs…..

grievous pimp | 10/18/2006, 1:11 am EST

will she just go away? - grievous pimp
‘riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs’ -danny glover

yo | 10/18/2006, 12:28 am EST

heard he’s changing his name to mel gibsonberg.

hobo mike | 10/17/2006, 11:59 pm EST

COURTNEY LOVE IS EVIL SHE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR CONSPRIACY FOR MURDER SHE PLANNED THE KILLING OF KURT COBAIN WE NEVER FORGET COURTNEY YOU WHORE

qwerty | 10/17/2006, 11:20 pm EST

Mel Gibson is a douche bag

Bob | 10/17/2006, 9:37 pm EST

Mel would never say anything about him helping someone else. He’s said things like that should be done quietly, without publicity. He’s done charity for years and years on a huge scale only he doesn’t talk about it!

It doesn’t surprise me a bit that he went to the aid of a friend and never said a word about it even when he himself needed the help.

tori | 10/17/2006, 7:21 pm EST

as I’ve said before

COURTNEY LOVE FUCKING ROCKS

SATAN | 10/17/2006, 6:36 pm EST

ANON, ARE YOU NAMED AFTER THAT HORRIBLE JOHN TAYLOR SONG?

GIBSON-LOVE ALLIANCE DEEMED UNHOLY.

Anon | 10/17/2006, 6:33 pm EST

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love’s half too,
put them together,
what a f*ckin’ bad ass Jew!

korrina | 10/17/2006, 6:27 pm EST

she is actually of Jewish decent somewhere in her family

David | 10/17/2006, 6:10 pm EST

If Courtney was jewish, this could work wonders for Mel’s PR people!

…does Courtney Love-Cobain light the menorah?

AllTiredAndStuff | 10/17/2006, 4:02 pm EST

Hmmmmmmmm……..someone give Mel Gibson Jeff Tweedy’s number……….
http://pitch forkmedia.com/article/news/391 99/Jeff_Tweedy_Decks_Rowdy_Fan _at_Wilco_Show

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