“pluck, in a manner like unto picking olives, the under-developed gonads directly off of”

“receive a tiny-handed reach around from”

Jesus RS. Can you find something actually worthwhile to report on please? The Carters? Sheesh. This mag has gotten so lame… I am done with y’all.

Losers.

realise that growth he has been meaning to get checked out has mutated into

Lance Bass? No, I’m Aaron Carter. Really. Come on now. Nick! Nick! Help!

Carter practices his piggie-backing techniques. Nick must be indisposed at the moment.

“fellate”

oh that’s simple children

He is taking Aaron to his house so he can lay him down by the fire and make sweet love to him.

It’s the Bubblegum Battle Royal!Even though Celebrity Boxing suffered a certain reality show fate,but why not see this go the distance(even if it would be for charity).I guess the Big Show would be a perfect bodyguard for the Carters.If Justin and Nick had a match for “100% Claim Of Solo Artist Status”,’Show would be an obvious factor in it.

First annual 100-meter effeminate boy toss.

“I swear I’ve never done this before”

“put his finger inside”

I have always had a crush on Eminem.

is it me, or does that kid look like hes done too much meth? thoughts?

“I know now why you cry, but it is something i could never do”

Ok i really dont want to give up on you rs but really, if your going to report about people no one cares about at least do it with some diginity. Aaron was at a live taping of a WWE event. Not a big deal, Grow up.

“RECEIVE FELLATIO FROM”

he is gay like his brother and he is freakin anerexic!!! get over yourself!! oh and he cant sing worth crap!!!

yeah i agree and he DONT know how to sing..maybe him and his brother should come together and make a “album” psshhh yea right, it would SUK!!!!

carry Aaron Carter as a coconut. Similar to that of a swallow. Of course, it would have to be an African swallow, due to the fact that a European swallow is far too small to maintain the air speed velocity required to transport a coconut. Of course, if two European swallows were to carry it on a line…

to strap him into his booster seat !!

learn what a reach around is

BIG DICK SUCKED BY

You’re not Michael!!!!!

This magazine needs a fucking soul. Aaron Carter? Why not leave him to Teen Beat and write about, uh, musicians.

get his dee essed.
after all, he is the CEO of ISD

push his head through the fucking ground to the sixth dimension of hell?

sell him to hungry pygmies

suck off

“fuck”

It’s too obvious.

sell him to a caravan of traders and then claim inheritance of the ranch.

propose to

I’m guessing Aaron isn’t the dominant in the relationship…

Sing a lullaby to

tear in half

NIKKI AND TASHA ARE SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM COMPARING BREAST SIZES.

“have a sleepover and invite Michael Jackson with “

You people commenting on here might wanna let go of that half-empty bottle of jack and remove the crack pipe from dry, crusty lips cuz the “he’s so gay” jokes just aren’t funny anymore. Maybe 5-10 yrs ago they were remotely funny, in a steve urkel kinda way. But much like jaleel white’s career, that time has come and gone. In the end I’m probably wasting my time because this will probably only give you guys yet another reason to call someone gay. however, if any of you have been able to read this many words without pictures or getting a headache then i think you deserve a pat on the head and a lollipop.

Y’all so stupid.

“…demand an answer regarding what sharp stiff object is poking him in the shoulder from…”

…is about to take off of his shoulders, and let walk away,…

…let down from his shoulders, and let walk away,…

props to the people whom commented RS has sunk to new and low levels……the whole blog factor in general is evidence of this…… but yes the carters are a especially a worhless topic to pursue. but to those who humorously commented the miniature carter was off sucking aandre the giant or sometning….youre probably right but why does rollingstone have to preview this? was people or us too busy???

This is how he beat Shaq.

This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to teach Aaron Carter how to be a man.

“cause hospital-trip-inducing anal tearing inside of”

Your hump is alive Igor!

I thought El Duce was dead.

This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to Nick Carter, Aaron Carter.

“… is about to hear, ‘yo dawg, let me off at my next stop… Leif Garrettsville.”

who cares….he is a talentless idiot, just like his brother whatshisname

I vow that if rollingstone dosn’t stop putting up articles about lame shit, im cancling my subscripiton

“show how wrestlers practice safe, premarital sex with”

“This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to get RAW and SmackDown Aaron Carter.”

the anti-carter fan club has finally made its first move! aaron carter was removed to an isolated area to be “disposed” of.

um….”carry off”

who says congressmen can have all the fun?

Hey Olaf, I was just joking, it really isnt piss on my hands! I swear, smell em!!

The new Guns N’ Roses album, “Chinese Democracy” is set to hit stores before the end of the year…you can visit gunsnroses.com for all the latest news, performances, and all of your ticket purchasing needs…..

This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to run for US Congress with help of Aaron Carter.

This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to throw Aaron Carter into space.

is about to take aron back to his lair and feed the rest of his man children younglings

is about to show him why they call him the big show

“toss the salad of”

“show off his latest manbag,which coincedently, happens to look like”

Back To Middle Earth With You, Bitch

…deliver to the Mighty Volcano God…

be anally fisted by

…cancel his subscription of any rag-mag that twice mentions the name…

saute and broil, then soulslap

“I just do what the boss tells me and Mr. Jackson said he wants a Carter for his next cock holster… Now stop squirming!!”

…explain to Aaron that while his brother may have been slightly famous for 15 minutes, that Aaron’s 7.5 seconds are up and have been since 2001.

cornhole

This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to tango with Aaron Carter.

Aaron Carter is about to be savagely sodomized

This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to eat Aaron Carter, alive. Then he will pull out the bones one by one from his stomach, put him back together and make him do a little dance!!

This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to eat Aaron Carter alive. Then he will pull out all the bones from his stomach, put him back together and make him do a dance.

This isn’t a very good production of “Of Mice and Men”.

He Ain’t Heavy, It’s Aaron’s Party, dawg!

receive from

defenestrate. The Big Show is going to defenestrate Aaron Carter.

break him in 2. next up:n*sync,backstreet boys and nickle back.

…lemmiwinks(south park)…

(is about to)-explain the whole “prison bitch” dynamic to (Nick Carter)

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This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to stop global worming by using aaron carter as an alternative source of energy…somehow

is about to “Pile Drive” Aron carter

About to handcuff Aaron to the bed post and show him what “POP” music is really all about

This RAW/SmackDown wrestler is about to throughly sodomize Aaron Carter.

fff

if my arm was just a liiitle longer…….

Gear up for grub with a tripleheader of pigskin, including a meeting of brothers in Dallas. Everybody knows it’s been a rough year for her, but find out who else had issues

Gear up for grub with a tripleheader of pigskin, including a meeting of brothers in Dallas. Everybody knows it’s been a rough year for her, but find out who else had issues

Gear up for grub with a tripleheader of pigskin, including a meeting of brothers in Dallas. Everybody knows it’s been a rough year for her, but find out who else had issues