why is Rolling Stone reporting this shit?

“We’ve been torturing ourselves for days trying to figure out a way to mention Thumbelina, the world’s smallest horse (!) in our heretofore non-agrarian blog. Sure, there’s no direct music tie-in here”

Like that has ever stopped you before.

How do we know that’s not a couple midgets in a pantomime horse getup!?

I find Thumbelina very much like Petite University of Arizona, UCLA and Santa Monica College Female students. (apologies first if sounding chauvy-just the facts here is all).
Very cute, cuddly, energetic and BOSSY. Wonder if Thumbelina is as horney and premiscuous as the two faced co-eds that use sex as a weapon always and blame guys for their chauvinism.
Back to the tiny horse though. Super sweet Equestrian story here in any case and who cares if a horse is bossy, it is the spoiled girls in college we ALL have to watch out for.

Umm, sounds like John has some personal issues with College girls… your Girls Gone Wild tape not do enough for you or what?

This article is about a tiny horse.

Dear Diary,
Today I woke up alone, again. When will I be able to taste coffee again without the worry of falling down the stairs in my pajamas? I bought a pound of turkey and plan on eating the bologna instead. Where are my shoes?

You guys crack me up. Don’t be such a dick MIKE A. It’s funny.

My heart just melted.

Thumbelina – Just small enough to stick up your arse. LAME RS, LAME.

wouldn’t it be a pony?

[i don't know... i'm not up to date on my horse knowledge...]

“why is Rolling Stone reporting this shit?” Easy, they couldn’t come up with anything else to fill the space and rock journalism, at least at Rolling Stone, is dead.

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i think they know it has nothing to do with music. but they wanted to share this cute horse with everyone. its the cutest thing ever. you all are so negative! thumbelina is a doll!